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Michael Z. (he/him)

@fizzixrat.bsky.social
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I may not be The Admiral you want, but I am The Colin Avenger you need. A little pink sorceress when I need to be. Bunny-loving tornado-spotting AFOL astrophysicist librarian dice goblin with really nice pens. Trans lives matter. Punch Nazis.

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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 5h
My flu vax is scheduled for after work tomorrow. Did my covid vax about 3 weeks ago.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 7h
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Monty Python - Fish, Fish, Fishy, Oh!
Alt: Monty Python - Fish, Fish, Fishy, Oh!
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 20h
Wow.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 20h
Not a guy, but maybe part elf or fairy.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 21h
The LEGO Movie
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you write them out a referral for a glaucoma and macular degeneration check?
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy anniversary! 🏳️‍⚧️
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Discord is where we run the virtual side of our Dr Who convention, where I hang out with my fellow fountain pen nerds, a resource for my LEGO club, where I play online D&D…
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Joker Nurse
Alt: Nurse Joker puts on hand sanitizer
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anything directed by Zack Snyder
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Buffy Summers: Your Logic Does Not Resemble Earth Logic
Alt: Buffy Summers says "Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic."
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Subrote Star Trek
Alt: A very cute white creature says "Moopsy" as it crawls towards you
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly, you can have mine. I've been removing it with a razor for decades now due to a skin condition.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Galadriel's Power in Lord of the Rings
Alt: Dark Galadriel proclaims "All shall love Me and despair!"
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s a biscuit
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But he’s got such a healthy glow!
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Alien Simpsons Character Glowing
Alt: Is it an alien? Is it a drugged up Montgomery Burns glowing in the dark?
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday! You turned 29 again for the 12th time 💜
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omfg 😖 That's horrible
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday! I'm probably going to count down the Diamine Inkvent calendar to mine
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My Metros couldn't keep their converters in place so I got frustrated with them too. The similarly priced Pilot Explorer works great though. And I adore my gold nib Pilots. I like my Sailors too, but specifically for finer work. I've used mechanic pencils for 48 years so expect feedback then.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sailors are the ones known for that feedback though. Pilots run smoother, but they have the worst converters in the industry.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ron Swanson's 'What The' Moment
Alt: Ron Swanson blinks and asks “What the hell just happened?”
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, maybe if you're a Sensorite (1960's Doctor Who reference)
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are so many of my gender so gross? (Also, I really like using metric prefixes like femto and atto, because they are significantly smaller than micro.)
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The soothing white noise produced by my HEPA air purifiers and my CPAP
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Moon Best actor, Sam Rockwell
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are two others from The Empire Strikes Back: “Good shot, Janson!” (whenever someone is clumsy) And Mrs and I do the Han/Leia thing to each other all the time
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Leia and Han Solo: I Love You, I Know
Alt: Princess Leia of Alderaan tells Han Solo “I love you.” He responds with “I know.”
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sigourney Weaver as Ripley: 'Nuke from Orbit'
Alt: Ellen Ripley tells the Colonial Marines “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remind me to blast Geddy Lee and Terence & Philip singing O Canada on my way home from work tonight
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tom Hanks as David S. Pumpkins on SNL
Alt: An elevator door opens, revealing David Pumpkins and his two skeletal sidekicks. He announces "I'm David Pumpkins"
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Star Wars Cantina Band Playing Music
Alt: A band of Bith musicians plays jizz music in the Mos Eisley cantina in Star Wars (1977)
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I beg to differ. Counting is favorite thing to do!
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Follow That Bird
Count von Count drives a purple bat-winged roadster with New York license plate 12345678910
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones Eye Roll
Alt: Jessica Jones rolls her eyes big time at you
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am 278% on board with this.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@mementomorty.bsky.social Did you inspire Chuck's latest book? 😲
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And yet looking very femme
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love her. (Platonically.)
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn't they get bought out by Circle K though?
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Adventures of Sir Lancelot Starring William Russell ITV, 1956-1957 First British programme to be made for and broadcast in colour (as demande by NBC, who rebroadcast in the US)
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Trevor Noah what did you do?
Alt: Trevor Noah clutches his hands together and asks “What did you do?” with an accusatory smile on his face
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Indeed!
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rocket Raccoon's 'Oh... yeah.' Moment in GOTG
Alt: Rocket Raccoon steps into shot wielding a big gun and saying "Oh... yeah."
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't hate Murray Gold but I rejoiced in having a different sound in Jodie's era. Imagine if we had had ONLY Dudley Simpson doing the music throughout the 70's and 80's, except during Colin's run.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, when is he not? I half expect to find out he wears a beer helmet to bed.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gross.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This could be rectified by the next showrunner, of course. I am certainly ready for the Murray Gold era to be well and truly over.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omg, now all I can think about is the level of eyeroll and disdain he would get from Romanadvoratrelundar!
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude clearly skips leg day.
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Correct! Conehead Scene with Dan Aykroyd
Alt: Beldar and Premaat, who hail from France, wear fancy black uniforms. Beldar says "Correct!"
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