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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why is Gary Neville wearing a poundshop fake glasses and nose disguise? #WorldCup2026
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Nobozos @bozoboy66.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
“You have to stop listening in categories. The music is either good or it's bad.” — Duke Ellington
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 17/04/2026
Diarrhoea-HUH #totp
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When they were finally forced to hide, some chose the obvious, plain sight of coins and jewellery. But tastes change, and unguarded treasure gets buried or locked away; so many slumber in the dark. Others thought, ‘Where is the last place people will look for us?’ Their fire and magic burns bright.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
there are many candidates for the epitaph on the end of history's headstone, but right now "we raised our kids to be better people than us; unfortunately, they were" feels pretty apt
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.
A print ad for "Prinapen 500™", a handheld inkjet printer from the year 1990. The largest photo in ad is one of a hand holding the printer, and etching the name of the product onto a shapely, moody lit, pair of buttocks.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Several years ago, on a whim, I started drawing a map of an eel's life travels as seen by the eel. I figured an eel thinks about its life as a linear journey, rather than a there-and-back again adventure. So I wanted to do a map to reflect this. This morning, on another whim, I finished the map!
A long, skinny map titled: "Life and Travels of the European Eel" with a subtitle reading: "From the Eel's Perspective." A label at the bottom of the map reads: "Begin Here." The map top half of the map is an mirror copy of the bottom half.

I will put the full text of the column in the alt text in an image in the next post in the thread.

 The map goes from the bottom of the page up, starting in the Sargasso Sea. An set of arrows show the eels paths to shore, then up a river and into a marshland. The arrows continue up the page to show the eel leaving the marshland and heading back downstream, and out to sea. The land is green and verdant at the bottom of the map, because the eels migrate upstream in the spring. The land is brown and dry at the top of the map, because eels migrate downstream in the autumn.

A column of text on the side tells about the eels' journeys and changes. It is more text than I can relate in the space allowed here. Each paragraph has an arrow pointing up to the next one, and they are designed to be read from the bottom of the page going upwards.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/03/2026
Hey @tottenhamhotspur.com
An edited screengrab from the Simpsons, showing crooked attorney Lionel Hutz's business card. The card is headed 'Tottenham Hotspur' with the text beneath saying 'Sensible Hiring Policy' and 'No Dickheads'. The addition of a red question mark, comma and exclamation mark in red felt pen alters the text to read 'Sensible Hiring Policy? No, Dickheads!' in reference to Tottenham Hotspurs apparent willingness to hire sexual violence apologist Roberto De Zerbi. #spurs #notodezerbi
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 26/03/2026
When I first drew TEN MONTHS AGO I didn't realise it would have such a long shelf life
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have exciting newssss Rowling: there'ss a new harry potter out King: a new harry potter?!?!?! King: OMGG I AM SO EXCITED! Poe: steve, no! Poe: we discussed this Poe: you know what the harry potter profits are used for King: i King: yes of course King: King: but
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Absolute tune.
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Hypocaust @hypocaust.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Yesterday, Ellyse Perry became the oldest player to take a wicket in a women's T20I for Australia (35y 140d). Remarkably, Perry now holds the record for being both Australia's oldest and youngest wicket-taker in the format, having taken 4-20 aged 17y 90d on debut against England in 2008.
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LK @lkcreations.art · 24/03/2026
Daily sketch ⚪️🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the cat and the samurai (chatmuraï) ? I'm pretty proud of this one 😎 #art #artsky #ink #sketch
Photo of a sketch on a green cloth with a technical pen under. The sketch depicts a detail landscape with high cliffs, trees and in the middle a big red tree in front of a white orb. Somewhere are a samurai and a cat. 
Technical pens and indian ink on a5 paper.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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David Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen it phrased so simply and elegantly before.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.
Dear Shabana,
I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank.
You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to
make a perilous crossing on small boats.”
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton
and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government
who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division.
When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there
to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done
in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the
flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney.
As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking
points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I
filled water tanks and picked up litter.
What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop
the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country.
Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it.
It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping
migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and
croissants to refugees and food parcels.
When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She
said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for
refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers
whilst risking death on the seas.”
She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on
the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Great, now I’m planning a trip to Brookwood Cemetery on a death train.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
remember when that Victorian guy wanted to build a massive pyramid of death in london because there wasn't any space to bury anyone. man wanted a really big necropolis in north london to really set the tone and lower the house prices
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
An Alister Heath headline generated by the Alister Heath  generator stating,
It is now to late for adding the Green’s vote to Labour’s vote to avoid financial Armageddon
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
lol
BBC News: Starmer -If you don't like Labour changes, leave.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
official status designation fopr the US mens hockey team has dropped
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
every country in the word showing how laws should apply to everyone while the US govt moves every lever they can to shield every last pedophile
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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
For the last few days, our lift has been out of order because it made a very scary noise. We are pleased to report that we are once again fully flat access to all galleries with a lift in full working order. It turned out, the lift needed lube. The moral of the story is lube is IMPORTANT.
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Read the fucking room Chino, it’s rained every day this year, if anyone shoves the sun aside, I’ll be having words! #Deftones
A sign at the Deftones gig lobby that reads Shove it Shove it Deftones 2026. A reference to their 1996 song My Own Summer (shove it aside) which is about how oppressive and hot the sun is in summer
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I opened notes for the first time in a while. This was in there.
A note from May 2023, given the time, possibly the result of waning from a dream.

Snuffling up, back in the trees,
Did my time, took my fungus
Went the distance, now I'm back on my trots
Just a pig and his will to forage!
So many times it happens too fast
You change your feeding for hunting 
Don't lose your snout on the dreams of the past
You must sniff just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the piglet
It's the thrill of the trough
Rising up to the finding of our truffle
And the last known survivor
Sniffs through roots in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the piglet
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Alex Zverev: I’m struggling with this; literally anything out of the ordinary on a tennis court makes Sasha something something? Misha: Go crazy? #AusOpen
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Don Qunty
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
For Penguin Awareness Day, a Typology of Pingu expressions. Source: instagram.com/p/CKa390dD4TC/ Part of a 40th anniversary exhibition in Japan the other year.
A wall of pingu model heads, hundreds of them, each with a different expression A side close up showing the variety of eye beak and mouth expressions / movements
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/01/2026
me: *summons a demon god* 

demon god: You Fool, You Have Freed Me. Now I Shall Rip Apart Your Puny Human Society, Destroy Your Armies And The Enforcers Of Your Laws And Devour Your Leaders And Powerful Champions , Leaving Chaos In My Wake 

me: yes good, get on it 

demon god: Wait, What 

me: get moving lazy I didn't summon you to play fucking yahtzee
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Ghoul of Thirds @mbrownphoto35.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
God Addams really was the best. I’ve been on a mission to collect some of his old New Yorker covers they’re incredible
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BBC Radio 6 Music Now Playing Bot (Unofficial) @bbcradio6musicbot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
BBC Radio 6 Music Huw Stephens Now Playing Ultrasound Stay Young
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 13/01/2026
ICE is what happens when little boys grow up only playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and don't balance it out with silly little games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Not a drop of whimsy to be found in these broken men.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This is one of the best lines I’ve ever read on social media.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Slightly diminish a band Warm Chocolate
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
youtu.be/mRPFm7Xp68w?... Better late than never!
youtu.be
Valeria Stoica - Hazy (Official Video)
YouTube video by valeria stoica
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Went West on New Year’s Day.
Barmouth beach - Sand, sea and clouds in various shades of grey, a small patch of blue fights to remain.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Don’t tell Mary Berry, but I’m making this with only four fillets and haven’t adjusted the cheese down! www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...
bbc.co.uk
Baked salmon with parmesan and parsley crust recipe
Mary Berry's foolproof recipe for easy baked salmon with luscious crunchy parmesan crust can be on the table in no time.
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deniz @denizrudin.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Just been awarded an oboe for services to autocorrect.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Sold Pete Townsend a selection of plectrums.
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Selina @sesart.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Seems like a lot of new people arrived on Bluesky! Welcome 😊 My name is Selina and I do book cover illustrations and draw characters based on fantasy and mythology
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Lesbian dessert!
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