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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I present the entire musical genre known affectionately as Doooooooooooooooom
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why is Gary Neville wearing a poundshop fake glasses and nose disguise? #WorldCup2026
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is he trying to keep them away from Deborah Vance?
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Basically Caesar’s casino bought William Hill to get their online experience ready for the American gambling market to open up. It sold the UK shops and those are unprofitable since it became illegal to smash £100 a time into a slot machine. Caesar’s are doing fine, high street bookies, not so much!
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hot shit!
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fantastic!
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think it’s mandatory for at least one alcoholic beverage per carriage to be being consumed at any time inside the West Midlands metropolitan area. As long as it’s not a Transport for Wales train.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
But then, what is beef made of?
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I think most Wasabi is horseradish, and a lot of Horseradish is turnip. Turnip I believe is unadulterated
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They still argue.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
MSV Hanta La Vista, Baby
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I personally wanted a Kane hat-trick against Arsenal, but this will do.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
‘Akshully, you’ll find the list contains 1127 names ships, so your line about Helen’s face is factually incorrect.’
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I have one on magnets attached to the front of my saw at work, and if I do not put it straight back after using it, it disappears instantly.
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Nobozos @bozoboy66.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
“You have to stop listening in categories. The music is either good or it's bad.” — Duke Ellington
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 17/04/2026
Diarrhoea-HUH #totp
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Klan was always anti-Catholic.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The idea that the dragons were living in the napkins and you were finding them made me smile. Thanks for the inspiration.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The entire US presidency has been a bad idea…
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Quick thread (1/292)
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Play a forward pass to an attacking player?
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When they were finally forced to hide, some chose the obvious, plain sight of coins and jewellery. But tastes change, and unguarded treasure gets buried or locked away; so many slumber in the dark. Others thought, ‘Where is the last place people will look for us?’ Their fire and magic burns bright.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
there are many candidates for the epitaph on the end of history's headstone, but right now "we raised our kids to be better people than us; unfortunately, they were" feels pretty apt
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It worked for ‘tainted love’.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Lancashire.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is life!
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It is a very nice orca.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So are you saying that we shouldn’t condemn everyone who says their a nice Christian because of the actions of a few people like Hegseth, Kirk, Trump, Reagan, Westboro, KKK, Spanish Inquisition, Crusaders, Conquistadors, The British Empire, French Catholic Church, Irish Catholic Church, Sheffield..
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You can absolutely condemn all philosophers who claim to follow Jordan Peterson.
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.
A print ad for "Prinapen 500™", a handheld inkjet printer from the year 1990. The largest photo in ad is one of a hand holding the printer, and etching the name of the product onto a shapely, moody lit, pair of buttocks.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I would suggest studying the history of Christianity before you try to disavow yourself from nationalist, imperialist mass murderers. By their fruit you will know them and all that.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
No true Scotsman, eh?
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Several years ago, on a whim, I started drawing a map of an eel's life travels as seen by the eel. I figured an eel thinks about its life as a linear journey, rather than a there-and-back again adventure. So I wanted to do a map to reflect this. This morning, on another whim, I finished the map!
A long, skinny map titled: "Life and Travels of the European Eel" with a subtitle reading: "From the Eel's Perspective." A label at the bottom of the map reads: "Begin Here." The map top half of the map is an mirror copy of the bottom half.

I will put the full text of the column in the alt text in an image in the next post in the thread.

 The map goes from the bottom of the page up, starting in the Sargasso Sea. An set of arrows show the eels paths to shore, then up a river and into a marshland. The arrows continue up the page to show the eel leaving the marshland and heading back downstream, and out to sea. The land is green and verdant at the bottom of the map, because the eels migrate upstream in the spring. The land is brown and dry at the top of the map, because eels migrate downstream in the autumn.

A column of text on the side tells about the eels' journeys and changes. It is more text than I can relate in the space allowed here. Each paragraph has an arrow pointing up to the next one, and they are designed to be read from the bottom of the page going upwards.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/03/2026
Hey @tottenhamhotspur.com
An edited screengrab from the Simpsons, showing crooked attorney Lionel Hutz's business card. The card is headed 'Tottenham Hotspur' with the text beneath saying 'Sensible Hiring Policy' and 'No Dickheads'. The addition of a red question mark, comma and exclamation mark in red felt pen alters the text to read 'Sensible Hiring Policy? No, Dickheads!' in reference to Tottenham Hotspurs apparent willingness to hire sexual violence apologist Roberto De Zerbi. #spurs #notodezerbi
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 26/03/2026
When I first drew TEN MONTHS AGO I didn't realise it would have such a long shelf life
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have exciting newssss Rowling: there'ss a new harry potter out King: a new harry potter?!?!?! King: OMGG I AM SO EXCITED! Poe: steve, no! Poe: we discussed this Poe: you know what the harry potter profits are used for King: i King: yes of course King: King: but
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This may come as a surprise to many Geordies - but there are more than 100 other Newcastles around the world. (Highlighted) Some of them have castles some of them don’t.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Absolute tune.
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Hypocaust @hypocaust.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Yesterday, Ellyse Perry became the oldest player to take a wicket in a women's T20I for Australia (35y 140d). Remarkably, Perry now holds the record for being both Australia's oldest and youngest wicket-taker in the format, having taken 4-20 aged 17y 90d on debut against England in 2008.
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LK @lkcreations.art · 24/03/2026
Daily sketch ⚪️🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the cat and the samurai (chatmuraï) ? I'm pretty proud of this one 😎 #art #artsky #ink #sketch
Photo of a sketch on a green cloth with a technical pen under. The sketch depicts a detail landscape with high cliffs, trees and in the middle a big red tree in front of a white orb. Somewhere are a samurai and a cat. 
Technical pens and indian ink on a5 paper.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
That’s beautiful. Took ages to find the cat!
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I know that Winger went from multi platinum best selling-one of the hottest bands on the planet to a joke overnight because of Beavis and Butthead.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Clearly diobolical
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Yes, but, how does it feel to know ‘I soiled myself in Reno…’ is the finest thing you’ll ever write?
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It never had the legs.
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Isn’t this the English translation for the Welsh Language bit in that Catalonia song?
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Fishcayk @fishcayk.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
El Tarantula: Very bad for the future of NATO.
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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