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Swims with the fish

@fish4catfish.bsky.social
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Retired fish biologist. Ignore the smell.

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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
sometimes all you need is great music, a tank of gas, and your favorite person.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Last day in the nude beach. I’ll definitely be back. And I’ll definitely miss it.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My happy place.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
8 days camping in a tent with virtually no cell service didn’t fix me, but on the plus side, it didn’t kill me either.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I’d pay big bucks for sponge bath at the moment.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I woke up with my face covered in drool or sweat. I must’ve been dreaming about you.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mothers Day to all the ladies that keep the world afloat. We’d drown without you.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
My happy place
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I bet I look hot holding a chainsaw.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
In a few weeks I’ll be on a nude beach. Sporting my new body. Don’t you feel lucky that you won’t be there?
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Finished my weight loss program today. I’m happy with the result
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If yall listened to me a long time ago and called DMs BMs (Bluesky Messages) like I suggested, this would all be way funnier.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Woke up this am and absolutely nothing hurt. Is this how you find out you died in your sleep?
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Yeah, I’d take you out. My treat too.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I’ll be glad when this new knee doesn’t forecast the weather
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Daytime fire pit goes well with day drinking.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Being insignificant should be more relaxing.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Beat the shit outta my thumb. This mf hurts.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I have two levels of drunk. Horny or suicidal. And it depends on whether or not I get any. So it’s usually suicidal.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Just shoot me please.
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The Wife @thewifeyoulove.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Some people try to bring sexy back but I’m just trying to bring willy nilly back.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Did too much today with the new knee. So bourbon for bed it is.
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Theora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
On one hand, I should interact with people more. On the other hand, knowing that I could die tomorrow and no one would notice is an absolute vibe
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I lost over 60# since Halloween preparing to get my new knee. My BMI is now healthy. It took a medically supervised program and a lot of determination. If I can do it, you can too. If you’re interested I can point you in the right direction. I went from this:
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
At least the air doesn’t hurt my face today. So that’s an improvement.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Texting all my enemies “it’s my Friday today” just to add a little unnecessary suffering to their day.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I want Burgess Meredith’s diet in Grumpier Old Men. Breakfast: 5 strips of bacon, lunch: a bacon sandwich, afternoon snack: a whole plate of bacon and then drink my dinner.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This year’s list of hurricane names includes “Jerry”. Jerry isn’t the name for a storm that can take your roof off. Jerry is the name of the neighbor that is always borrowing and never returning your tools.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Nothing better than seeing this first thing in the morning.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Nachos just taste better when you’re not wearing pants. Now if I can get the other people at this Super Bowl party to agree
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Let’s throw caution to the wind and give in to what we both know we want.
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Molly @bettyriot.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If you see this, post or repost a beach pic
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If she’s a physical therapist you better be into pain. Fuck I hurt.
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Remember to pinch your nipples and eat cookies this weekend. You can thank me later!
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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
If Godzilla had a son his name would be Jesuszilla, obviously.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I got drink tonight. Better than the opioids on my nightstand to deal with this fucking knee. Think I need to hit up the dispensary tomorrow.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Best part of having steak for dinner? Steak and eggs for breakfast!!
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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Americans; if you'd like a sham visa marriage to get out the country then I am available. Offer redeemable only by valid Stetson owners.
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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Had a wonderful walk this morning. Sun was shining, birdies singing, doggies shagging.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Him: The lingerie stays on during sex Her: Ok but you look ridiculous
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phrebh @phrebh.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
*flirting*
Three dozen eggs in a fridge
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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I see all the butthole content floating around and I want to join in, but I feel like I’m so behind in butthole discussion. At one time my life, 5-6 years ago, I considered myself to be a butthole pioneer.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Mission: Buttholes
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