Reposted by Swims with the fishNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 31/08/2025sometimes all you need is great music, a tank of gas, and your favorite person. 817421
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Last day in the nude beach. I’ll definitely be back. And I’ll definitely miss it. 020
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 09/06/20258 days camping in a tent with virtually no cell service didn’t fix me, but on the plus side, it didn’t kill me either. 000
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I’d pay big bucks for sponge bath at the moment. 000
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I woke up with my face covered in drool or sweat. I must’ve been dreaming about you. 000
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Happy Mothers Day to all the ladies that keep the world afloat. We’d drown without you. 000
Reposted by Swims with the fishMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I bet I look hot holding a chainsaw. 04219
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2025In a few weeks I’ll be on a nude beach. Sporting my new body. Don’t you feel lucky that you won’t be there? 000
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Finished my weight loss program today. I’m happy with the result 010
Reposted by Swims with the fishthe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 23/03/2025If yall listened to me a long time ago and called DMs BMs (Bluesky Messages) like I suggested, this would all be way funnier. 56312
Reposted by Swims with the fishVenus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Woke up this am and absolutely nothing hurt. Is this how you find out you died in your sleep? 710123
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I’ll be glad when this new knee doesn’t forecast the weather 000
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Daytime fire pit goes well with day drinking. 000
Reposted by Swims with the fishMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Being insignificant should be more relaxing. 113352
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Beat the shit outta my thumb. This mf hurts. 000
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I have two levels of drunk. Horny or suicidal. And it depends on whether or not I get any. So it’s usually suicidal. 000
Reposted by Swims with the fishThe Wife @thewifeyoulove.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Some people try to bring sexy back but I’m just trying to bring willy nilly back. 1178
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Did too much today with the new knee. So bourbon for bed it is. 000
Reposted by Swims with the fishTheora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social · 26/12/2024On one hand, I should interact with people more. On the other hand, knowing that I could die tomorrow and no one would notice is an absolute vibe 26427
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I lost over 60# since Halloween preparing to get my new knee. My BMI is now healthy. It took a medically supervised program and a lot of determination. If I can do it, you can too. If you’re interested I can point you in the right direction. I went from this: 100
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2025At least the air doesn’t hurt my face today. So that’s an improvement. 000
Reposted by Swims with the fishBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Texting all my enemies “it’s my Friday today” just to add a little unnecessary suffering to their day. 1520641
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I want Burgess Meredith’s diet in Grumpier Old Men. Breakfast: 5 strips of bacon, lunch: a bacon sandwich, afternoon snack: a whole plate of bacon and then drink my dinner. 000
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 14/02/2025This year’s list of hurricane names includes “Jerry”. Jerry isn’t the name for a storm that can take your roof off. Jerry is the name of the neighbor that is always borrowing and never returning your tools. 000
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Nothing better than seeing this first thing in the morning. 110
Reposted by Swims with the fishShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Nachos just taste better when you’re not wearing pants. Now if I can get the other people at this Super Bowl party to agree 612346
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Let’s throw caution to the wind and give in to what we both know we want. 000
Reposted by Swims with the fishMolly @bettyriot.bsky.social · 08/02/2025If you see this, post or repost a beach pic 8412
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/02/2025If she’s a physical therapist you better be into pain. Fuck I hurt. 010
Reposted by Swims with the fishSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Remember to pinch your nipples and eat cookies this weekend. You can thank me later! 0448
Reposted by Swims with the fish☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 02/11/2024If Godzilla had a son his name would be Jesuszilla, obviously. 1026848
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I got drink tonight. Better than the opioids on my nightstand to deal with this fucking knee. Think I need to hit up the dispensary tomorrow. 000
Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Best part of having steak for dinner? Steak and eggs for breakfast!! 000
Reposted by Swims with the fishGrumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Americans; if you'd like a sham visa marriage to get out the country then I am available. Offer redeemable only by valid Stetson owners. 2113
Reposted by Swims with the fishGrumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Had a wonderful walk this morning. Sun was shining, birdies singing, doggies shagging. 094
Reposted by Swims with the fishWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Him: The lingerie stays on during sex Her: Ok but you look ridiculous 520245
Reposted by Swims with the fishKiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I see all the butthole content floating around and I want to join in, but I feel like I’m so behind in butthole discussion. At one time my life, 5-6 years ago, I considered myself to be a butthole pioneer. 85714