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Swims with the fish

@fish4catfish.bsky.social
55 followers 57 following 383 posts

Retired fish biologist. Ignore the smell.

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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Been there. Sucks balls
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
sometimes all you need is great music, a tank of gas, and your favorite person.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Last day in the nude beach. I’ll definitely be back. And I’ll definitely miss it.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My happy place.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Glad you got great news!
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Miss you
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
8 days camping in a tent with virtually no cell service didn’t fix me, but on the plus side, it didn’t kill me either.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I’d pay big bucks for sponge bath at the moment.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I woke up with my face covered in drool or sweat. I must’ve been dreaming about you.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mothers Day to all the ladies that keep the world afloat. We’d drown without you.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s a hard time but glad he’s with you for it
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Definitely and keep it to just a couple hours unless you have a shade tent.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Didn’t think I could do it the first time. 3 trips later I’ll plop my naked ass right down next to anyone 🤣. No one there cares. It’s not sexual at all. Just nude not nekkid. And there is a difference
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Very freeing. I highly recommend it
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Can’t post any of the other pics. It was a nude beach 🤣
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Thanks
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
My happy place
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I bet I look hot holding a chainsaw.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
That’s the most important thing!
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hope you love the new place!
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
In a few weeks I’ll be on a nude beach. Sporting my new body. Don’t you feel lucky that you won’t be there?
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’m the part that wears a kilt commando. So yeah, I’m Scottish.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Finished my weight loss program today. I’m happy with the result
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If yall listened to me a long time ago and called DMs BMs (Bluesky Messages) like I suggested, this would all be way funnier.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Can’t wait for this day
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Woke up this am and absolutely nothing hurt. Is this how you find out you died in your sleep?
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Yeah, I’d take you out. My treat too.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I’ll be glad when this new knee doesn’t forecast the weather
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Daytime fire pit goes well with day drinking.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Being insignificant should be more relaxing.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
😍😍😍
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Beat the shit outta my thumb. This mf hurts.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I have two levels of drunk. Horny or suicidal. And it depends on whether or not I get any. So it’s usually suicidal.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Larger bullet the better
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Just shoot me please.
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The Wife @thewifeyoulove.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Some people try to bring sexy back but I’m just trying to bring willy nilly back.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Did too much today with the new knee. So bourbon for bed it is.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Why does a dog lick himself? Because he can.
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Theora Jones 🎉 @theorajones.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
On one hand, I should interact with people more. On the other hand, knowing that I could die tomorrow and no one would notice is an absolute vibe
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Now just need to tine what’s left
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
To this:
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I lost over 60# since Halloween preparing to get my new knee. My BMI is now healthy. It took a medically supervised program and a lot of determination. If I can do it, you can too. If you’re interested I can point you in the right direction. I went from this:
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
At least the air doesn’t hurt my face today. So that’s an improvement.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Texting all my enemies “it’s my Friday today” just to add a little unnecessary suffering to their day.
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I’m so over this shit
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Swims with the fish @fish4catfish.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It’s no so much the penis as it is the balls and you’ve got that covered.
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