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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week

Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If I'm not allowed to google 'Michael Hutchence with a tangerine' you're not allowed to google 'squirrel with a hard on'

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible; Bread Zeppelin

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Got the house all to myself for two whole hours, finally! Relax and de-people. *Calls mum*

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

A new cologne from the people at BlueSky

Bottle of fancy cologne with the name Despair inscribed on the front

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Remembered my password. I am exactly the type of person who could benefit from a password manager but who isn't organised enough to actually get a password manager.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Henry Hoover really is a smug little twat isn't he. Following you round the house judging how much mess you've made before using his fuck-off big nose to get rid of it all. Triggered.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Could be worse; at least you're not queuing for hours to buy 'viral takeout food'.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Love that B&Q are selling Magic the Gathering and other nerd merchandise now. Very helpful to redecorate my bathroom with.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

It's not that I don't want to catch up and connect with people, I do, I just find social media a chore. After being glued to my phone whilst ill and mostly bedridden for years, I very much like not being tied to my phone and get exhausted easily. Sorry.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Can we just get through one summer without everybody pointing out that it's warm. Of course it is, it's summer.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

After my cat's passing I am sorely missing something to look after, so if anybody wants a gravy based dinner, their shit cleaning up or a telling off then let me know.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

'How to stop worrying and start living' is my latest book purchase. Hit a bit of a hurdle... haven't stopped worrying for long enough to actually start reading it.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Just walking along the road and a bit of potato fell out my mouth. It's a new one

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Very late to the Project Zomboid party but this game is brilliantly infuriating.

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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

April fools is cancelled this year because everyday is a fucking joke

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I hate LinkedIn. LinkedIn is for wankers. If you post regularly on there you're definitely a wanker.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Apparently it's not considered weird to fancy Louis Theroux anymore. +1 to society

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

'highly educated people disagree with me so hop on board if you consider yourself a dumbass' is a very different sales flex definitely

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Men are from Mars women are from Venus blah blah blah the trick to peace with the other is accepting that they eat bread, they stand in the kitchen and eat bread, a lot of bread. You can psychology all you want; save yourself a lot of heartache by just accepting the bread will be consumed.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Him; 'You can't be that autistic you don't listen to songs about trains' Me; But I love Saxon

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

There's nothing that unites British people more than making fun of a high profile paedophile.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Boyfriend is wearing Grinch socks. Revoking his Grinch title for a) owning these socks at all b) wearing them in February c) daring to pretend he hates December more than I

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

My toxic trait is being unavailable.

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ceej @ceej.online · 16/02/2026

sorry prettyboys, the time has come for guys with bodies so fucked up entire datacenters implode trying to replicate them to rule the silver screen

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

If you havin food problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 Dreamies cos a bitch had none. Feed me!

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Why do the Five Guys burgers look like they've been sat on by Five Gu... oh, I see

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Once stayed in a hot tub too long; threw up absolutely everywhere after getting out. Epstein files eliciting a similar reaction.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Accepting cookies on that website? Consider yourself judged.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Getting my boyfriend to go into work is an actual job in itself. Underpaid, stressful and I don't like the boss very much at 6am.

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

absolutely not, why the fuck would I want to do that

Guardian headline:
The far right
Meet 'Amelia': the Al-generated British schoolgirl who is a far-right social media star
4h ago

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◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @mandulorian.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

i'm not a morning person. or an afternoon person. or a person. i'm 8 gallons of iced coffee held together by pure spite and questionable life choices.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

There should be a law against checking the news when you can't sleep. Definitely bad for your health.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Just bought my cat a nappy. Hows your day going? (Aka diaper for any non British folk)

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Just googled 'does too much coconut milk give you diarrhoea'. 2026 is going great.

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman

Wikipedia sections:

Early life and education
Career
Political views
Sexual assault allegations
Personal life
References

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Giving me the power of invisibility is basically the same thing as telling me it’s finally okay to fuck a platypus, if we’re being honest.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Can't wait for my bloke to start work again so he clips his toenails in his study rather than the living room.

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Happy New Year to everybody I've reposted this year

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 29/12/2025

This has been a great year for people who love being angry

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Just spent twenty minutes wiping my cats pooey arse, how's your boxing day?

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Oh sweet, a new film adaptation of the Odyssey! Oh, Matt Damon stars? That's a nope from me

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Disney really are amazing; no other studio could manage to draw out an animated film about two macaws fucking for so long

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Grumpess @grumpess.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Overheard conversation; "Im going to teach in China for 3 years!" "Oh awesome, have you been to China before?" "I've been to Italy"

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