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Tim @fimtitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Early turnout is a good sign. If you’re on any fence get off it and go vote. #evictkensim
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🗳️🚨Over 25,000 people voted today, the highest single-day advance turnout on record. Next chance to vote is this Saturday, Oct. 10th, 8am to 8pm. #EvictKenSim
Today, approximately 25,142 Vancouverites showed up to advance voting places, the highest single-day advance turnout on record. This beats the record of 21,824 set on Oct 3 and is a 139% increase over the turnout of 10,502 people on the second day of advance voting in 2022.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If gizmo wanted to protect people from gremlins he would kill himself
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Ruofan 🚎 王若凡 @ruofan.ca · 07/10/2026
This is a HUGE red flag for transportation in Vancouver. Ken Sim is vowing to repeal Gregor Robertson's 2017 delegation of authority to the chief engineer on road allocation. This would mean that every single bike lane and traffic calming scheme has to go to council for a public hearing and vote.
ABC press release with highlighted text reading "Ensure that council has the authority to provide effective oversight of major changes, like the large-scale installation of banana barriers, within Vancover neighbourhoods"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary!
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 24/09/2026
This is absolutely deranged: Months before murdering 6 people and injuring 27 more, ChatGPT told the teen school shooter in Tumbler Ridge, BC that using a Remington 870 pump-action shotgun is “brutal” in a “hallway, indoors or a crowded classroom” because “close quarters” is that gun’s “playground”
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
APStylebook @APStylebook
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Tim @fimtitz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Even though one of the main jokes here is that Tim Heidecker is a comic genius this really is comic genius.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Downtown Vancouver BIA is getting $6.8 million from the city this year, and all BIAs are populated by people who have Thoughts On The Politics, so there's always some grey area here. But this 58 word statement has a lot of "asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt" energy.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Business Improvement Associations are supposed to be non-partisan, which is why you see this defensive and specific language from the Downtown BIA (whose president spoke at a big ABC event) saying their podcast interview with an ABC Vancouver council candidate isn’t meant to be political
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Alex Bozikovic @alexbozikovic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some drivers whine like toddlers at any hint of inconvenience, and media treats their whining with respect. Having to drive a couple of blocks out of one’s way is not hard. This does not constitute imprisonment.
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Tim @fimtitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.mixcloud.com/Fimtitz/tech...
mixcloud.com
Techno Is Ambient With Kicks
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm sorry what
The visit by Taliban officials to the slutz cheese making plant in central Belarus
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I passed on a food truck last week cos their entire menu looked like the one on the right and any moral reaction didn’t even come into play - the slimy, cheap graphics just immediately made my stomach turn.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Awkward moment in the Brazilian top flight: Coritiba player falls into a tunnel celebrating against Chapecoense, only for the goal to be ruled out for offside
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 30/07/2026
Blatter: 'Well, Well, Well Not So Easy To Find A FIFA President That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If the plan that Ken Sim personally promoted for years "disrespected Vancouverites and the process itself" then I wonder who Ken Sim is going to hold accountable for such a disrespectful action
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A funny thing about Vancouver's Villages rejection happening so close to the election is Ken Sim's office posting a statement being like "we listen to the wisdom of the people" and ABC Vancouver sending supporters an email being like "we're protecting you from city bureaucrats who are garbage"
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Tim @fimtitz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Another roll of film. Respooled but not sure what it was originally - 250ISO if anyone has an inkling #35mm #film #respooled
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Tim @fimtitz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
First roll of film in a long long long time. #35mm #ae1 #respooled
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
do people not understand what words mean
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 13/06/2026
“Hey, Norton! … Ain’t that your dog attackin’ the president?”
“Hey, Norton! … Ain’t that your dog attackin’ the president?”
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elon likes to think of himself as a comedian. A funny joke would be if, right after becoming a trillionaire, he shot himself in the anus.
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frankieburke.bsky.social @frankieburke.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
www.rte.ie/sport/world-... The first referee from Somalia to officiate at the World Cup and the fuckers deny him a visa.
rte.ie
Somali World Cup referee denied US entry
A Somali referee who was set to become the first from his country to officiate at a World Cup has been denied entry to the United States.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 03/06/2026
“My God, Carlson! After years of searching, this is an emotional moment for me! … Voilà! I give you the Secret Elephant Breeding Grounds!”
“My God, Carlson! After years of searching, this is an emotional moment for me! … Voilà! I give you the Secret Elephant Breeding Grounds!”
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Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yeah, I got an STD:
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman with a pained look on her face sits at a cafe table outside. She says to her boyfriend sitting across from her, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: the boyfriend, straining and seemingly looking at something else behind her, says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now.” Behind her on the sidewalk is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap sitting confidently on a parked motorcycle. The woman is looking annoyed at her distracted boyfriend.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the real estate agent to podcaster pipeline in Vancouver is particularly strong because we have a surplus of confident men who have way less homes to sell than in the past and excess money from said homes they’re almost as common as a dentistry on the ground level of a mediocre mixed-use condo
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16/03/2026
Testing whether or not animals “kiss.”
Testing whether or not animals “kiss.”
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Movement: Metro Vancouver Transit Riders @movementyvr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
We've been waiting YEARS for a single new bus lane. They aren't expensive, they just need signs and paint, and they could be delivered in a matter of days if they were a priority.
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Tim @fimtitz.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Israeli soldiers shot a Palestinian boy and stood around as he bled to death, video shows
Israeli forces blocked Palestinian ambulances while a 14-year-old lay bleeding for at least 45 minutes.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 20/02/2026
Hosanna in the highest H-O-S-A-N-N-A
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
they're calling him the least guilty sounding man of all time
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I always imagine a bar owner reading one of these lists, looking up at no one and muttering “…dive?”
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all: The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
excited to read a longform article about the collapse of this project (est: 1-3 deaths) in eighteen months or so.
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Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Graham Linehan has such little self-awareness he *really* doesn’t understand how totally unhinged he seems in his ‘woe is me’ batshit crazy ranting! 😬 He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
The Telegraph 
Graham Linehan
My trans critics are cowards. Yes, Ardal O'Hanlon - that includes yOu
I expected more from my friend of 25 years. But he would rather condemn me than fight for the rights of women and girlsI expected more from Ardal. I never thought he would intone the catechism.
"I still get on great with everyone," he said in a recent interview with The Times, "though I haven't seen much of the show's creator, Graham Linehan, and am baffled as to why he got involved in the culture wars. I feel sorry for him - he's entitled to his opinions, but the way he presented them made it confrontational.
When I read that, I phoned him immediately.
When people betray me, I always make the mistake of phoning them straight away. My heart was thumping in my chest as I found his number and gave him a faux-polite, "Hey Ardal, how's it going?". My anger was already boiling. I knew exactly what he would say - the exact same things Bill Bailey said when I phoned him, the exact same things Amelia Bullmore said when I wrote to her. I knew, and I phoned anyway, because I can't help myself. And when he started reading from the same script as all the others, I lost my temper.
At some point, Ardal said, "I just disagree with you."I would have said all this to him on the phone, but I was so angry I could not get any of it out. In fact, at one point I said, "You're on my f--ing s--t list." Ridiculous, of course, but unfortunately true. Like Father Ted at the Golden Cleric Awards, I keep a tally of every person who took the easy path and watched me twist in the wind. I can't help it. I remember them all.
Tim Heidecker saying I'd gone down a "rabbit hole".
David O'Doherty, who didn't have the guts to speak to me. My own brother-in-law publicly calling me insane.
Adam Buxton, Jon Ronson, Richard Herring, Stewart Lee. People who knew me, people who had my phone number, people who could have asked, people who assumed the worst because doing otherwise would have exposed them to the same treatment I was receiving. In condemning me, to use Douglas Murray's line, they raise a little flag outside their home so the mob will pass them by.
And every time one of them hands a journalist another little quote - another "baffled," another "sorry," another
"he's awful, but I hope he's okay" - they get to carry on with their lives while mine gets smaller. None of them
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/noclip @noclipvideo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
🚨NEW DOC ALERT🕹️ The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m... After over 18 months of research, interviews & editing our Disco Elysium series is here. In this first episode we focus on the cultural and personal foundations of the world of Elysium.
youtube.com
The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations
YouTube video by /noclip
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Pharrell Williams confirmed as another world famous multi-millionaire who chose to live in a house that looks like it should be called the North Strabane Esat-Digifone Retail Hub & Business Park.
The just recently sold house of Pharrell Williams, which is a glass edifice in three parts that looks like a newbuild office building in an industrial estate outside Strabane.
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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Tim @fimtitz.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
nodeschema.bandcamp.com I am releasing bullshit again.
nodeschema.bandcamp.com
nodeschema
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Tabs Out Cassette Podcast @tabsout.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
perfect jcard for a noise tape. no notes. print it
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