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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2h
we've located bussy
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 10h
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 11h
Just saw someone call Dishonored steampunk. Wrong!! It is whalepunk.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12h
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 11h
lol thinking about all of those "wtf is netease thinking canceling nagoshi's funding!!!!???" posts from earlier this year lol
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 11h
easy mode is "yeah and most of that is from mobile game skinner box casinos and china-only games", hard mode is "even including that it still isn't keeping up with inflation"
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 13h
"the infinite jest of games" can mean two different things 1) the game most like infinite jest as a creative work 2) the game that most reminds you of the most annoying man in your mfa program that you still dated nonetheless bah dum tish
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it never ceases to amuse me that libs hate nader eternally for "getting bush elected" but don't actually hate bush or those from his administration lol
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i will die on the hill that the KEY to bringing levity back to final fantasy is to bring back all of the in-game porno magazines!!!!!!!!
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 30/09/2026
Jesus Christ Cornell
What use was it to bring the writer and activist Chanel Miller to campus in the spring just for fraternity brothers to scroll, bored, on their phones as she movingly shared her experience as Emily Doe, the victim of Brock Turner? As I wrote at the time, I was floored and dismayed as I sat in the audience with one of my brilliant undergraduates; we heard Miller’s shattering account of being sexually assaulted by Turner behind a dumpster at Stanford University after a fraternity party. Her talk was riveting, and there was so much to learn from it. And yet many of the male students who hailed predominantly from fraternities — 15 percent of each chapter was required to be in attendance — were so tuned out that Miller commented ruefully: “You know, this has been my hardest gig, because they didn’t turn down the house lights. I’m not sure how you professors do it, because it’s so hard looking out at this sea of mildly disgruntled faces. I mean, I’m sure you’re all very moved, but …,” Miller smiled. The implication being, it didn’t seem like it, from her angle.
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao I keep thinking about that post from earlier this year like "not every game is literally named 'highguard' but every game is spiritually named 'highguard'"
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
serious answer is "MAL is so old that Back In The Day they NEEDED to use japanese titles and then they never changed this" joke answer: default to japanese UNLESS the anime: a) is for normies b) has an extremely funny english title c) is isekaislop with a paragraph-long japanese title
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The word "gormless" has been real big in my household lately and every time it does, the phrase "Gormless ~Those Without Gorm~" bounces around in my head like it's the name of a Mitsuda Yasunori BGM from a long forgotten PS1 RPG.
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but "guy that stands up to his friends" is also a fantasy. a) everyone in the group is horrible (therefore nobody would intervene) b) the group would be so off-putting that you wouldn't be in it in the first place (or kicked the bad friend out already) or c) the group excludes you for being annoying
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you really would have to be a pretty bad dude to rescue the president
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seriously though a rape on campus set this issue back a decade, both that it was a hoax along with how the political climate at the time was so changed that it caused rolling stone to waive their notoriously stringent fact checking process for the article
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in much the same way that people misdiagnosed turn based combat, "random encounters are bad" is because old games had terrible enemy/encounter design. you hated having a battle every 5 steps not because random encounters are bad but because the battles themselves sucked
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmao the categorical denial of any (direct) involvement with epstein, and then the "uh um well uh i mean how could i possibly remember all the people i've interacted with" when asked instead about ghislaine
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Will Borger @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, just about every video game with numbers attached to it that is not a straight RPG would be better if you removed the numbers and you'll never change my mind
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Rob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People on this app will post anything. “Chris Philp has hoes.” No he doesn’t. That’s not true.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
And you might think "well they're replacing film workers with AI", except how the fuck is AI supposed to replace a gaffer? Movie budgets have not meaningfully dropped; they're not shooting fewer days to make a movie.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
Declines also just correlate with the rise of the AI bubble on somewhat coincidental terms. *all* at-home entertainment was overinvested in during the peak of covid, and we're experiencing a hangover crash from that, for example, which is now being compounded by AI-driven misinvestment.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
In both film and video games, you see a ton of *project cancellations* and a general difficulty in funding new projects, which wouldn't be the case if AI was displacing workers in producing those products—you'd expect the opposite, in fact, if it was becoming cheaper to make a movie/game.
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what did he mean by this
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm too stoned to remember the word Christians
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First he's sour ➡️ then he sleep
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the way I look at it is that ub sets take so long to produce that we would know incredibly far in advance that this was happening from the mass resignations
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some of them are like "you should call to follow up on your application! go hand it to them in person!" and then some of them are like "if you attempt to speak to me in any way for any reason I will light your resume on fire" and they ALL think their opinion is the obvious, valid one
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WELL ACTUALLY it's because nimbys invented zoning and lot size requirements and banned duplexes in 2025
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Dragonball fansub credits)

NO Thanks to: Miami Mike - I remeber what you did to me at DragonCon
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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Mharwyb @ GWF! @horsetuna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
living memory
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i still laugh constantly at how some recruiters get so insane about the file format of your resume, then when other recruiters who demand a different format appears it causes a matter/antimatter annihilation when they collide
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me: oh word i had no idea that a lot of the sir-tech games were canadian multiple people in replies: oh word i had no idea that bioware was canadian (lol)
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this discourse rules because every single job interview hadvthe receptionist or interviewer would offer me a bottle of water or a hot coffee when I arrived lol
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok the "Pokemon scalpers are losing their shirts" meme is definitely fake
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026
r/nostalgia post: does anyone remember pokemon? it was like a game where you walked around and fought wild dogs and birds
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what is a same sex bathroom dawg
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robin celikates @robin-c.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m so angry I wrote an article: In Germany, fascist majorities are a real possibility again, but the centrist merger of a revived Red Scare with open racism shows that mainstream media & politics are unable or unwilling to comprehend the seriousness of the crisis tribunemag.co.uk/2026/09/germ...
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Warning from Germany: It’s Socialism or Barbarism
Fascism is at the door, and liberals are ushering it in. Only the left offers hope.
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bluesky makes sure to obfuscate what she says (because blue no matter who) twitter gleefully repeats what she said (because it gives them yet another reason to post slurs)
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