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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 18h
just checked again and it's dropped even further on steam to 55% lol
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol ok this one is even funnier than that batman arkham game recomp
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Rod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
over the years high Twitter use has inflicted brain-altering levels of unrecoverable psychic damage to countless people i've known but Bluesky seems to have the opposite effect where no new information is processed leading to a continuous loop forever stuck in 2015
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The narrative that vibecoding is going to usher in a new flood of emulation is less accurate than just admitting that all of the barriers between platforms have been fake since basically the PS4.
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
stealing this
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2026
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Puzzled Artist @ Probably drawing swimsuits @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Updated Char tier list post AGE+fixing ones I missed
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
GUY SHOOTING CRAPS: Aw yeah, come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes ERNEST HEMINGWAY, WHO WORKS PART TIME AT THE CASINO: I might know a guy
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you are forgetting about the long history of the military trying to do official twitch streams only to have to call them off because of his hostile the chat was to them
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yeah all of these plus also ad revenue has been on a continual decline for a decade (and for cable specifically carriage fees too)
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
woah dude the crossworlds dlc leaked
mamdani in a go kart
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the implication here is that in about 15 years gen alpha is going to be rehabilitating "they fly now" and "somehow palpatine returned" grim
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
prequels revisionism and declining youth literacy are the same phenomenon imo
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A Korean king ordered a bunch of linguists to come up with a written language to increase literacy due to the difficulty of chinese and they came up with one of the easiest to read languages in existence.
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i also think about how the average scores at historical projects like crpg addict or adventurer's guild keep trending upwards over time. they're up to the mid-90s now and you can really clearly see all the design lessons people had been learning over that 15 year period
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah exactly, like when i read about the unions at Microsoft for example it's like "here's 500 qa analysts"
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
one of my favorite gaming posts ever was a now-lost circa 2009 blog post from a game design prof lamenting that his (dang millennial) students were correct about how ultima iv is unplayable (because the lack of qol meant that the game is "really" about the friction rather than morality & philosophy)
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Shameful and Evil Leopard on Parade @leopardonparade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How is this real?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru
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Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru
The left-wing candidate won a narrow victory in a remote district in the Peruvian Andes, exit polls show.
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
labor and management are obviously oppositional, but with white collar and ESPECIALLY creative work leads to a lot of people not realizing that they technically are managers and now there is opposition in an area that also needs to be collaborative (hence the bad blood here)
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the most fascinating part of this to me is all the parts talking about how murky the roles are at a game dev studio and how that greatly complicates the very concept of trying to unionize a game studio (and all the people who later became anti-union simply because of how of big a mess this is)
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
used AI to personalize my Mario Kart. No more weird vehicles, we're all in Subarus now. The courses are the streets of my youth, and instead of shells we're picking up Gobstoppers. Yoshi looks like my dog. All the rest of the characters are sexy ladies who are there because they really want to be
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lrt the real point juicy point is about how people with power* simply cannot stop fucking Posting. *"power" defined in various ways since an ice agent has a different kind of power from musk who has a different kind of power from hegseth etc
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
billionaires? Content Creators. Cabinet officials? Content Creators. Secret police? Content Creators. the only goal any fascist in modern America has is to always Post but never become the lolcow
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it is extremely ironic that, even for the guys deputized as a roving secret police to kill other Americans basically at their leisure, the highest form of existence they can conceive of and project is still basically “lifestyle influencer”. Everyone wants to be a fucking Content Creator
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when i become world dictator for life i will ban all brits from being journalists...except adrian
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is this Moby Dick?
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 08/10/2026
Discord has this "RAWR XD" profile theme you can buy and every time I see a profile with both that and "age: 23" I understand exactly how my parents felt when we had 80s day in high school
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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
with The Metaverse From Snow Crash But It Sucks failing, tech bros pick up another Neal Stephenson book and try to make The Enchiridion From The Diamond Age But It Sucks
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
every boob slider meme video about AI on 2 is nothing compared to the average modbeast lol
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Puni @punnybuni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it's fitting #ffxivart
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isabela thomé @isa.eudestruireivoc.es · 06/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
remembering of course that time last year when masses of people on bluesky disabled their email spam filters in an anti-ai proxysm lol
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the anti-ai psychosis is getting so strong in the replies that now the response to the common "sigh, ai tech marketing yet again calling everything 'ai' to blur the associates between gen ai and existing technologies" is "machine learning is bad now too"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
for a minute @hurricanexyz.bsky.social has been saying that Legend of the Galactic Heroes is his favorite piece of political theory and now that I am 15 hours into the series I get it. i’m totally Yang Wen-li-pilled.
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
anyway you can get sengoku rance on steam (because they did the necessary paperwork to clear it in terms of sesta/fosta)
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and they very much got in trouble for hot coffee back in the day!!!!!
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lotta people trying to treat this as a gotcha but the same groups that got itch shut down have been trying to get gta banned for the last 25 years
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the uncomfortable question comes from michael jordan, when reached for comment asked, "are you fucking kidding me?"
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also because i have played infinite hours of crusader kings i assumed that hoi4 also required weird ahistorical playthroughs to be a serious understanding...and not that all your have to do is press the "do meme politics" button to get into bizarre situations
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol paradox has finally created a funnier pope-related achievement than "stalin, how many divisions does he have"
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no idea where that number is from since box office mojo is only showing $95m (which means that ketchup hasn't broken even on it)
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people complaining online about nomenclature/definitions for game subgenres like immersive sim or metroidvania meanwhile I straight up cannot even find a rough suggestion for what makes something a "character action game" (other than "devil may cry")
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chort but in japanese (チョルト) @ffxivkanade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the worst english titles though are the ones that japan comes up with and forces everyone to use
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the old days a dude like this would just live with his mom and wear a stupid hat and spend all day in his room working on a treatise about some shit until he’s forced to get a job at a pants factory and then get fired from the pants factory and get a job pushing a hot dog cart
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💕𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵[Fighting for Valko]💕 @baddieangel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its October 3rd...
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Yo! Tobimoto @yotobimoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One day 8 years from now, when all games have lower budgets because they can't afford it anymore, there's gonna be a viral clip of Wolverine doing executions and QTE's titled "why don't they make games like this anymore?"
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can too. Just gotta put the time in.
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