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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 21h
I guarantee you AI won’t kill us all. The claim’s a projection of reckless rich buffoons who can’t wait to be the only humans alive, openly fantasizing about a cull. Again. I’ve never been scared of AI, but the megalomaniacs forcing it on us are terrifying. I can’t guarantee they won’t kill us all.
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
YOSPOS bicht
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Somebody ripped a fart so heinous at Cold Waves that a 500 person room smelled it all at once and now the whole merch line is talking about it
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"at a certain point AI is indistinguishable from a human brain" lol. maybe YOUR brain
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head
Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 04/09/2026
oh no
a screenshot of a webpage that reads

The 38 worst bluesky posters
Vote for anyone with a Bluesky account, up to 10 votes. The 38 with the most votes will have their accounts deleted. Votes are public and will be personally read aloud to the recipients by their mother.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
fwiw, one reason young people are more attracted to egalitarian philosophies is that no young person is actually rich. children don't own any property in their own name. this is not just a tecnicality; it's a material reality that has realy material consequences. 1
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Matt created an event
i found my remote
i found it i can watch tv now
it was in my laundry
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Many people on here are spiritual Something Awful goons.
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Name a solid: poop
Name a liquid: pee
Name a gas: fart
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 17/08/2026
Another great example of:
A screenshot that says "Opinion: Guest Essay" and then "You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font"
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Gwen @gwen-deer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I draw my charts like a Hazbin Hotel character so people are encouraged to draw hentai of it
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"What's for dinner? Chart." has finally struck graph pervert bluesky and they are reacting like vampires to sunlight lol
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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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Sarc-o'-Lantern @sarcasmorator.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Being a fascist is a deeply demoralizing experience. You have to not only radically alter your worldview to make reality fit into your unhinged schema, but that worldview is predicated on the notion that the weakest, most unworthy degenerate worms on the planet are somehow overpowering and humiliating you on a moment-by-moment basis.

In mechanical terms too, the lowered morale also reduces your volition score—the more you indulge in your delusions, the less you are able to exercise self-control and self-awareness.

The point of fascism being mechanically detrimental—the ludonarrative theme—is that fascism is an unequivocally self-destructive ideology, the practice of which only serves to nurture that self-destructive urge and turn it outward. It's not like Dark Side points in KotOR where you can access cool new abilities and get to enjoy being such a nasty lil rascal; you are not supposed to enjoy being a fascist in Disco Elysium. Fascism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike.
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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I’m a gamer psycho mercenary who will kill you at the drop of a of a hat. And hats drop easy in this fucked up world.
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Paco Panda @pandapaco.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ferb and Evie building a PC together, and some how everything worked in the end. A traditional piece done during Furlandia, at the Artists Alley. For @ferbkb.bsky.social (Thank you!)
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
POSTIN ON PURPOSE
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the difficulty of getting most software engineers on estrogen
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Derek Yu @mossmouth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Genuinely, this concern about AI is one of the reasons why I think having friction in video games is good and why it's increasingly important to have games that simply exist instead of catering to our expectations. Reposting this message from Kojima about "pre-digested" art:
And he said, "If everyone likes it, it means it's mainstream. It means it's conventional. It means it's already pre-digested for people to like it. And I don't want that. I want people to end up liking things they didn't like when they first encountered it, because that's where you really end up loving something."
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Just stopping by to say hello….
-The CooL Guy
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🔞 Nick Shutter 🦇 @nickshutter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Steam screenshot.
AI Generated Content Disclosure
The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:
I put my dick in a Slap Chop and started goin ham on that thang aaaaaaaaahh
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plasterbrain @plasterbrain.com · 05/05/2026
oh
Tomodachi: Living the Dream screenshot shows a Mii styled like Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium (read: washed-up drunkard smiling through the pain) standing on the beach with a speech bubble over his head: "[Easy: Failure], not gonna lie, I get jealous when I see someone with a reason to keep living." The words "reason to keep living" are in orange text, suggesting they're an island lingo term.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Ariz Amuuru | Mousegal, Mousepal @dreammouse.vtubers.social · 04/04/2026
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jzp - 86 47 @jprovo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Picture of Chuck Norris smiling with feet up. Overlay text: "Chuck Norris fought gay marriage. Gay marriage won."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time
think about my father being called
"boy", my uncle being called "boy", my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called "boy". So I questioned myself: "What does a black man have to do before he's given respect as a man?" So when I was 18 years old,
when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T, so the first word out of everybody's mouth is "Mr."
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BloonkyBunBun @vickybloonky.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
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Shadow @shadow40010.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
@okaliz.bsky.social
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
[arriving in a time machine] is this before or after mister richard "lowtax" kyanka begins the chain of events which will trigger the first thermonuclear exchange since wwii by banning hentai on his bulliten board
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RolleiStinks @rolleidog.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Fuck.. just in time…
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Rotten Owl (+18) @rottenowl.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Simpsons gritty live action reboot, just called HOMER. John Goodman plays a sad homer thats diabetic so he cant eat donuts or drink beer. It gets a 14% on rotten tomatoes and two weeks of manufactured culture war because Marge has blue hair, but in a liberal sort of way (???)
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Paco Panda @pandapaco.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Evie and Ferb walking together, holding hands, sharing one of those moments that feels casual… and yet charged with something unspoken, something that may be cooking, enjoying something that is not defined yet. Traditional. Color markers and colored pencils. For @ferbkb.bsky.social at ANW
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 03/01/2026
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.' 
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 01/01/2026
I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anyone.
Apologize to me
@poeticboredom
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Is this still ok to post?
Goatse is illeagal
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