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Just a humble motherfucker with a bigass dick.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11h
Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next
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Molly Redden @mtredden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sen. Collins faced Troy Jackson last night in their Maine Senate debate. On stage, Collins inaccurately described ProPublica’s story about an FBI anticorruption investigation that probed the conduct of her & her staff until Trump’s DOJ shut it down. Let’s get into the facts…
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/10/2026
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Hello Sam this is your lawer speaking.
I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listen, if you buy this, you deserve whatever happens to you.
Temu clearance complete go-kart assembly kit
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Had Paul Kedrosky back on the show to talk about how AI is distorting the bond markets to the point that it’s changing the price on US Treasuries, how AI data center economics don’t make sense, and the troubling things he’s hearing out of Anthropic. youtu.be/7boszzOAeJw?... Linktr.ee/betteroffline
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The Hidden Recession Beneath The AI Bubble w/ Paul Kedrosky | Better Offline
YouTube video by Better Offline
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PSL_4Loko @psl4loko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The whole speech is good, but this part in particular is particularly relevant now. www.trumanlibrary.gov/library/publ...
A screenshot of a section of the linked speech by former President Harry Truman:

I've seen it happen time after time. When the Democratic candidate allows himself to be put on the defensive and starts apologizing for the New Deal and the fair Deal, and says he really doesn't believe in them, he is sure to lose. The people don't want a phony Democrat. If it's a choice between a genuine Republican, and a Republican in Democratic clothing, the people will choose the genuine article, every time; that is, they will take a Republican before they will a phony Democrat, and I don't want any phony Democratic candidates in this campaign.

But when a Democratic candidate goes out and explains what the New Deal and fair Deal really are--when he stands up like a man and puts the issues before the people--then Democrats can win, even in places where they have never won before. It has been proven time and again.
We are getting a lot of suggestions to the effect that we ought to water down our platform and abandon parts of our program. These, my friends, are Trojan horse suggestions. I have been in politics for over 30 years, and I know what I am talking about, and I believe I know something about the business. One thing I am sure of: never, never throw away a winning program.
This is so elementary that I suspect the people handing out this advice are not really well-wishers of the Democratic Party.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
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AFM Statement on the Passing of Dolly Parton
Today, the entire community of professional musicians mourns the loss of an irreplaceable icon and a generous heart: Dolly Parton. While the world knows her as a global superstar and philanthropist…
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Glen Hansard’s great live cover of my all-time favorite song by anyone, Van Morrison’s “Astral Weeks”. Rest In Peace, Glen Hansard. 💚🇮🇪 youtube.com/watch?v=H82p...
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Glen Hansard - Astral Weeks - 3/16/2012 - Stage On Sixth, Austin, TX
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I thought experiencing civilization almost entirely through a digital medium where there is no verifiable source of truth would be fun but actually it blows
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Arthur🎨 @idreamofentropy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The discord was lit today
The distracted boyfriend meme where Mitch McConnell is the girlfriend, death is the boyfriend, and the other woman is Lindsey Graham
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...
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New Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say
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Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻 @mrose.ink · 06/07/2026
FIFA employee: oh hey u guys are back early Memo Ochoa: Azteca's haunted FIFA employee: what? Ochoa: *loading a pistol and getting back on the pitch* Azteca's haunted
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 25/06/2026
The Republican president of the Utah State Senate lost his 2026 primary because of his support for "AI" Data Centers. UTAH. Democrats, i really really really need you to get this message and get it right now.
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i swear to god man, there has never been a cadre of sorrier fucking losers and hall-monitor dickweeds than at the top of the Democratic Party
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 20/06/2026
The profound part of Juneteenth for me is that before this was made a holiday, there was no official celebration of the end of slavery in the United States. When the 13th Amendment passed in December 1865, the legislators who witnessed its enshrinement imagined that the day would be remembered.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The Cormac McCarthy novel Blood Meridian saying this
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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is perfect. Excerpt from a longer piece by Shawn Smucker, published here: shawnsmucker.substack.com/p/please-use-ai #poem #booksky #writing
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/06/2026
This has gone more viral than anything I have ever written or recorded, the "AI has no ROI" story has fully caught on and there's an anxiety in the AI industry that nobody can seem to calm down. Things are going to get interesting in the next few weeks!
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
paul mccartney: this is my most personal album yet, i will finally lay bare my feelings about the biggest moments in my life paul mccartney's album: ba da doo doo do oh yeah
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Kill Tony? If the alternatives are fucking or marrying, I guess. But surely we could just let a medium-talent guy keep getting less relevant as the (obvious) limits of his talent as a comic become more apparent and his inability to adjust pushes him further to the margins. But also I would kill him.
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This is absolutely outrageous. SCOTUS reinstated Texas gerrymander 15 weeks before primary because they claimed it was too close to election to block it but now allowing Alabama to gerrymander one week before primary after trial court found map was intentionally discriminatory against Black voters
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
*taking the cap off my travel deodorant before heading on a trip like an action hero checking the bullets remaining in a magazine* “I’ve gotta make em count.”
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/04/2026
Did Victor Glover attend Cal Poly on a wrestling scholarship & later play on the football team? Yup. Was he a prime agitator in forcing the administration to create a DEI plan of action? Yup. Was he part of a group of men selected to inform students about rape & sexual assault? YESSIR
**NOT WANTED?**  
Carlos Arredondo speaks during a public comment period Wednesday night at the Cal Poly ASI meeting. “You guys seem to ignore the fact that Cal Poly doesn’t want us here,” he said.

**Minority students plead for diversity**  
**Protesters at Poly meeting ask for steps to stem tide of declining enrollment**  
**CAL POLY**  
By Dave Wilcox  
Telegram-Tribune  

Minority students angered by new admissions figures showing a steep drop-off in the numbers of Blacks and Latinos accepted at Cal Poly is issued a passionate call for action Wednesday night from student government.  

Saying the university isn’t doing enough to recruit and retain minority students, an informal student organization proposed the Associated Students. The help pay for stepped-up outreach to high schools in areas specified as critical to Cal Poly’s traditional enrollment.  

The proposal, articulated by gender major Victor Glover, was at the heart of Wednesday night’s protest that saw about 75 students attend the ASI meeting.  

“We are here because we are endangered,” said student Glover.  

“This issue is very serious to us,” said civil engineering major Radhuni Branch. “To have a diverse campus makes opportunities more well-rounded in the world.”  

Glover underscored that the ASI outreach program is an integral part of their proposals.  

“This is radical, you guys,” said Glover, predicting it could be a program that other universities might emulate. “This is students for students.”  

Zingg, provost Juan Paul Zingg, who fervently threw his weight behind Glover, declared it an ASI-recruit.  

“This is a true crisis,” said Zingg. “There’s nothing more important than students being students and students united.”  

Glover and other speakers, Diversity is essential to university being able to pay for more targeted funding in the future.  

Later, Zingg said it could help programs targeting minority students, which Cal Poly itself could probably endorse.  

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'Real Men' program
names members

Cal Poly's "Real Men" program has 
selected 12 students, two faculty mem-
bers, and a staff member to join the orga-
nization, created to educate the 
university and the surrounding commu-
nity about rape and sexual assault.
Staff and faculty members include 
Dan Carpenter of El Corral Bookstore, 
Fred Stultz of Psychology and Human 
Development, and Ray Nakamura of 
Physical Education and Kinesiology. 
Student members are David Harrigan, 
computer science; Scott Kroeze, agricul-
tural business; Paul Werner, biochemistry 
and microbiology; Sam Ulloa, electrical 
engineering; Jason Stephens, business 
and finance; Ted Jackson, business ad-
ministration; Steve McShane, soil sci-
ence; Vic Greco, speech communication; 
Victor Glover, general engineering; Matt 
Milbury, civil and mechanical engineer-
ing; Glen Dobson, engineering; and 
Chris Dickens, computer science.
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Forum addresses low minority enrollment at Poly

By Christine Lawlor
Daily Staff Writer

Seventy students and faculty attended Vafambi, a new African American discussion group that met for the first time Monday to ponder the question, "Cal Poly's Admissions Crisis: Where are All the Black Faces?"

Presenters Victor Glover, Ingrid Bryan and Elizabeth Athen-Anderson discussed the crisis situation they feel African Americans have reached in the aftermath of Prop 209.

The drop in the number of African Americans accepted to Cal Poly for Fall 1998 alarmed both the presenters and the audience alike.

Although the discussion was led primarily by African Americans, the audience consisted of students and faculty of all different ethnicities and cultures.

Vafambi's founder Henry Trotter, English senior, said he was very pleased with the turnout and the number of faculty and students who showed up.

"This was a very special Vafambi and a good way to start off the group because the issue concerns a lot of people," Trotter said.

Glover, an engineering senior, was passionate in his presentation and stressed the need for immediate action in order to get results.

"Cal Poly has the chance to take this state into the next millennium by taking action now," he said. "This is not the first time this (a set back for minorities) has happened, but let's make it the last."

Glover said people need to put their time and money into increasing diversity at Cal Poly and reversing the effects Prop 209 will have on minority enrollment.

"Truth and technology will always take over bullshit and bureaucracy," Glover said.

Cal Poly Provost Paul Zing attended the meeting. He said he sees a need for accuracy when bringing this issue to Administration.

"You have to have clear, accurate facts because they will only listen to the superficial facts, not necessarily your heartfelt plea," Zing said.

Zing said he would support the students 100 percent and would use his position to help.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Social media ain’t no fun no more
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
picture, thousan words, etc etc
An ICE agent inside an airport, leaning against a pole and fucking around on his phone. He's next to a window, which looks out at a huge line of people waiting to even get inside the terminal to stand in a security line.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/03/2026
it’s always two bitches telling each other exactlyyy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-…
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
From Lucille Clifton's book, How to Carry Water: bit.ly/howtocarrywater #poem #books #writing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2026
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If folks were honest with themselves they would understand that the point of AI is to inhibit your ability to think. The end of human thinking is the goal of those who create AI. This isn't even a secret, I suppose.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
love to describe the world that we live in as "if tom clancy had a day drinking older brother"
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
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Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
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Kelsey McKinney @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"If you are a billionaire buying a media organization in order to consolidate your power, you could not find a more eager servant than [Bari] Weiss." defector.com/bari-weiss-s...
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Bari Weiss Signs Huge Deal To Usher CBS News Into Its Vichy Era | Defector
On Monday, newly appointed Paramount CEO David Ellison announced that his company had acquired the Free Press, the smirking blood-and-soil blog founded and run by former New York Times hall monitor Ba...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/09/2025
this from my piece on charlie kirk is probably the most important takeaway if you want to know why bad faith, right-wing voices in media are treated as just another set of peers
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
"Hitchhiking Robot, Safe in Several Countries, Meets Its End in Philadelphia"
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
OK, here is your one-minute primer on the whole concept of "trickle down economics," from the obituary of Fred Smith, the founder of Fedex. I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.
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