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Felonious Drunk

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Just a humble motherfucker with a bigass dick.

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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 10h
Man too bad getting his jaw broken didn’t shut him the fuck up.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah they largely forget about us radio listeners. It’s glorious.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 10h
Josh is a decent cab for the price TBH.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 10h
That this man isn’t polling in the single digits is an indictment on the people of Texas.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14h
Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dude is doing his best Robert Moses, only without any of the minor positive effects.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m absolutely in agreement with that. He was a monster, even by the standards of his own time.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Am I the only one reading this right? That they are rejecting the narrative that he was a great explorer and *instead* he brought genocide in his wake?
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As a person who still calls the restaurant to make reservations and order takeout, I’ll be glad to have that skill honed when restaurants stop using online tools for ordering and reserving…
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
goddamn right.
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Molly Redden @mtredden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sen. Collins faced Troy Jackson last night in their Maine Senate debate. On stage, Collins inaccurately described ProPublica’s story about an FBI anticorruption investigation that probed the conduct of her & her staff until Trump’s DOJ shut it down. Let’s get into the facts…
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is an astute observation. Almost makes you want to have the Democrats pull some kind of reverse psychology and see if the Republicans are dumb enough to support something good for once.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man I wish!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I couldn’t quite make it out over the bustle of people hard at work in that office.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/10/2026
wint @dril
Hello Sam this is your lawer speaking.
I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The line read of “release… me” is absolutely seared into my brain.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even if AI could do half of what they promised, the end result would still ideally be “Hey we noticed you are meeting goals ahead of schedule. Here’s more shit to do.” And that’s assuming your boss doesn’t just think of replacing you fully!
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jawnsmost
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
… and her head… fell… off…
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are beliefs that are too abhorrent to engage with. Republicans have largely adopted these beliefs as philosophical underpinnings to their policy aims.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listen, if you buy this, you deserve whatever happens to you.
Temu clearance complete go-kart assembly kit
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is a dream of mine to get a really nice tweed jacket.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate that every year we have to have the same conversation with people wanting to change something that works because they’ve never experienced jet lag before. After a week everyone is adjusted and it’s just better the way it is!
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That Flash Gordon song used to be our pump-up song before theater performances (I was super cool in high school.)
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insane to me that the Paramount/Warner Brothers merger went ahead with all of these underlying issues. I understand it probably to do with sovereign wealth funds itching to control a major US media company, but still! They’re beyond broke already!
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dude ain’t wrong.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just want to state for the record that I have always hated word clouds.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Were there any Republicans who voted for these funds that might also be among the defied?
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want an ID on those boots
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also the music was totally different
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Creative or survival?
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There were no texts mentioning either, nor did they involve Smith, nor does that prove anything at all about fucking anything! What the hell are we talking about here!?!
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I regret the error!
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“OpenAI’s annual renevue is Y, reports OpenAI” is probably more accurate.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was a fantastic episode, and one that has instilled me with genuine horror.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Had Paul Kedrosky back on the show to talk about how AI is distorting the bond markets to the point that it’s changing the price on US Treasuries, how AI data center economics don’t make sense, and the troubling things he’s hearing out of Anthropic. youtu.be/7boszzOAeJw?... Linktr.ee/betteroffline
youtu.be
The Hidden Recession Beneath The AI Bubble w/ Paul Kedrosky | Better Offline
YouTube video by Better Offline
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Monkeys paw curls and this guy is the new CEO of Wendy’s
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vests can stay dead as far as I’m concerned, but many people claim to like them!
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At least it’s not *worse* than their bog standard uniform, unlike a majority of city connect unis.
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PSL_4Loko @psl4loko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The whole speech is good, but this part in particular is particularly relevant now. www.trumanlibrary.gov/library/publ...
A screenshot of a section of the linked speech by former President Harry Truman:

I've seen it happen time after time. When the Democratic candidate allows himself to be put on the defensive and starts apologizing for the New Deal and the fair Deal, and says he really doesn't believe in them, he is sure to lose. The people don't want a phony Democrat. If it's a choice between a genuine Republican, and a Republican in Democratic clothing, the people will choose the genuine article, every time; that is, they will take a Republican before they will a phony Democrat, and I don't want any phony Democratic candidates in this campaign.

But when a Democratic candidate goes out and explains what the New Deal and fair Deal really are--when he stands up like a man and puts the issues before the people--then Democrats can win, even in places where they have never won before. It has been proven time and again.
We are getting a lot of suggestions to the effect that we ought to water down our platform and abandon parts of our program. These, my friends, are Trojan horse suggestions. I have been in politics for over 30 years, and I know what I am talking about, and I believe I know something about the business. One thing I am sure of: never, never throw away a winning program.
This is so elementary that I suspect the people handing out this advice are not really well-wishers of the Democratic Party.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh the plagiarism machine that shortcuts critical thinking might be bad as an educational device?
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seems like a scene in The Game
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe the DSA would’t be such a threat if the Democrats would stop doing shit like this…
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
From the sounds of it they didn’t write shit.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’a a giant turd about everything, seeing as he himself is a giant turd.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As an elder Milennial and naive youth, I certainly felt that the 90s were an optimistic time to grow up. Granted I am a privileged cisgender white man, so maybe every time would have been for me.
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Felonious Drunk @feloniousdrunk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s also such a false equivalency. Measles is an acute illness that can kill you right now. Whatever the fuck a “food induced illness” is, he’s likely referring to something that develops over a lifetime of consumption choices.
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