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Jon Boeckenstedt

@jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social
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Retired but still working at EnrollmentVP. Hot takes and amateur photography. Bad speller. I blame the nuns at Nativity School. Google me to find me; I'm the only one on the planet with this name.

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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 7h
Good news. The Rugby shirt is back.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 8h
New AI model just dropped in which LinkedIn recommends my own blog post to me.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love how he keeps trolling the White House like this. It reminds me of how I'd keep staring at my sister after she'd complain, "Mom, he's looking at me."
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always wonder why Hilton Hotels put adjustable showerheads eight feet off the groumd.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The customer survey at Culvers has a code with 76 bits of entropy to keep you from getting an unwarranted free scoop in case you thought you could hack your way to diabetes.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When all the normal hotels are sold out so you end up in a place so far down the pecking order that the carpet comes with the coffee stains woven in.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
QB CONTROVERSY IN THE WINDY CITY
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Downtown Hammond is impressive.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dan Lanning when he hears Phil Knight is giving UO $1B. vs. Dan Lanning when he hears it's for academics.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This could have gone to pay NIL for a 5-Star QB who would transfer to Ohio State after the freshman year. Looks like Dan Lanning is cooked. www.oregonlive.com/silicon-fore...
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UO lands historic $1B donation from Phil and Penny Knight
Nike's co-founder rejected national cynicism about the value of university research and said his contribution reflects his dedication to higher education.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Paging Jeff George
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would not be sad if I never heard the word Skattebo again.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In search of research suggesting that having a member of the Manning family as your spokesperson increases sales.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I solemnly swear this post was written only by me without the help of AI www.thedartmouth.com/article/2026...
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Op-eds, academic articles by Provost Santiago Schnell flagged as ‘AI-written’ by ‘near-zero error’ AI detector Pangram
Schnell said he used artificial intelligence for “making writing processes more efficient,” but that AI was not a “substitute” for his own “intellectual judgment or authorship.”
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn't even know we were waiting for this
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And at #4 this week is Angine de Poitrine with their cover of the 1978 Earth Wind & Fire hit, "September."
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This Colinsworth guy seems impressed with this Mahomes fella.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Vive la méritocratie !
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People criticizing Arch Manning for being a dumbass fail to check his lineage, I guess?
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dan Lanning incredulous at the thought this money was going to cure illness rather than pay a five-star wide receiver insane NIL money.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Once again, I would like to thank the media for showing us what the virus looks like so we can avoid it when we see it in the wild.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No, but then again, I can't spot his brother or father, either.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Tis the season" means something different for the Böckenstedt family.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wouldn't want to be a goalpost in Stillwater right now.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Phil Knight needs a bigger check book
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Swiss drive a hard bargain.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I remember when I watched General Jodl sign the WWII German surrended in France. Two big German infantry men grabbed me by the arms and said, "Das alles ist nur Einbildung!"
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The meritocracy lives on.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finally, Mike Pence did the right thing.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyone check on Phil Knight?
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How you know that story was written by AI
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She: If I thaw that Portillo's Italian beef will you eat it? Me:
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Katt Williams' Blank Stare
ALT: Katt Williams' Blank Stare
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You will never understand the British, so stop trying.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The search for the dumbest opinion piece on the Internet is over. www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
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MSN
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Olivia Rodrigo could be the next Dolly Parton.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
An Oktoberfest ad with a Halbmaß just shows you AI don't know nuthin' about Bier.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
OK, then.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Due to illness, the role of Q.E.D. will be played tonight by the understudy, Quotation Marks.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The ad server knew I was looking at shoes and checking on the dates of Oktoberfest. A+ for strategy. F for execution.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What would be great would be if every billionaire on the planet saw the reactions to Dolly's death and said, "I'd like to be remembered like that," and started acting like she did.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I sometimes wonder if the algorithm is completely unaware of who I am, or if it knows I like a good argument.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TBH I'm not so sure we want robots running stuff.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The communist he's bellying up to called him a "Dotard."
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The father, Jakobi, has sired five babies with several different female giraffes, all of whom were under 18. He just dumps the old one and moves onto the next younger, hotter giraffe. Republicans want him to be the 2028 nominee.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Vegas now at +650 that actual food will be found in food this week. Polymarkets going crazy.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have never seen so many stories where so many people spend so much time justifying a presidential hire. share.google/NmMHYJemXFC5...
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Regent tells why Vanderbilt provost was chosen to lead U-M | Exclusive
C. Cybele Raver, provost and vice chancellor for academic affairs at Vanderbilt University, is anticipated to start on Dec. 1 at U-M.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Due to extenuating circumstances, my tattoo reveal has been postponed to a later date.
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Jon Boeckenstedt @jonboeckenstedt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Do not mess around with the civil order in Dubuque, Iowa. You've been warned.
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