Reposted by Lip 🇺🇸 🇲🇽
TRUMP SAYS HIS LIFE WAS BETTER BEFORE HE BECAME PRESIDENT.
DUDE, EVERYONE'S LIVES WERE BETTER BEFORE YOU BECAME PRESIDENT.
Lip 🇺🇸 🇲🇽
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Apparently, I learned to be hopeless. A disfrutar lo votado.
![[Black Hat and Cueball stand in front of a double door, which bears the label 'TIME door'. Black Hat has his hands on his hips.]
Black Hat: I finished my time machine, but it's one-use-only.
Cueball: You gotta kill Hitler.
[Close-up of Black Hat, one hand palm upward.]
Black Hat: Why are you so obsessed with this Hitler guy? We have all of time we could explore!
[Close-up of Cueball with both hands palm upward.]
Cueball: He's evil incarnate! He murdered millions and sparked global war! Everyone agrees—if you get a time machine, you kill Hitler.
[Black Hat enters the now open Time door as the other man looks on..]
Black Hat: Fine, fine, I get it! Calm down.
Black Hat: BRB, killing Hitler.
[Black Hat returns, shutting the door with one hand. Cueball has outstretched arms.]
Black Hat: There. Done. Are you happy?
Cueball: Thank you.
Black Hat: He was in some kind of bunker. 1945 was loud!
Cueball: NO!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xmkbwyq5xmnsbfvm5scqiafn/bafkreiehmgq6e2l2z4ixdztnylzww3iramfv2nlatitm46jc6cbllo3b3a)
