iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

me: these fireworks are so quiet wife: those are palm trees

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Jamie Canavés @jamiecanaves.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

Juno Dawson's Her Majesty's Royal Coven series (2 books so far) which is hilarious, and witches, and feels like a necessary middle finger to jkrowling. 5stars, highly recommend.

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

Anyone remember the Holga age? They were doing amazing things with planes back then

Five Blue Angel planes doing masturbatory sky stuff

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

Ever have a knife drop off the rack, fall between the outlet & the plug, and get scored and absolutely chewed up? Electricity is some wild stuff

A knife with carbon scores & pieces gone after contact with an electrical outlet

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

I am the person that Hunter Biden keeps sending all the photos of himself smoking crack. I just give him the little thumbs-up response or a polite "haha nice."

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ugh @ughfinewhatever.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Last night me left a muffin on the nightstand for this morning me 🥲

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R🔅x 🇵🇸 (Sun Cult Priestess) 🍾🌸🏳️‍🌈 @staroxvia.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

hello bluesky apparently it's possible that the 600 posts a day thing is cover for the fact that twitter is fucking ddosing itself lmao

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Ed Yong is offline @edyong209.bsky.social · 26/06/2023

I wrote about a new study which shows that bottlenose dolphin mothers have a baby voice. When talking to their infants, they raise and broaden their pitch, just as human caregivers do. 🧪 www.theatlantic.com/science/archive…

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 25/06/2023

I’m inside and a mosquito just tried to bite my PHONE! Michigan you’re crazy

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 24/06/2023

I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/06/2023

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

June 14, 2023 The Canadian fires have the air smelling like cologne that your teenager made in the early 2000s

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/06/2023

Waltine Nauta is my favorite Star Wars Extended Universe character and it's a shame Disney hasn't given him a show or at least a cameo. He was a Sullustan bounty hunter who loved Tevraki whiskey and when he catered Dengar's wedding to Manaroo it really showed a new side of his personality

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 13/06/2023

corporate_find_the_difference.gif

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 13/06/2023

photographing an upsettingly tiny cow with the boys

three men taking photos of a very tiny white cow

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 11/06/2023

THEM: Delete Facebook ME (and FB Memories):

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/06/2023

Ernest Borgnine's been dead for over a decade when are they going to release Ernest Borgten

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 10/06/2023

Bathroom attendant is all like, I got Altoids, I got Brut, I got Orbit gum, I got some three-year-old satellite images of suspected North Korean bunker construction

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Alaskannah @alaskannah.bsky.social · 10/06/2023

IN GLADIS WE TRUST

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 09/06/2023

brb starting a new business selling personality to guys wearing this shirt

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/06/2023

We were somewhere around Bluesky when the skeets began to take hold.

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 09/06/2023

I hope everybody takes this opportunity to be as rude to fascists as possible. Make them cry.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 08/06/2023

ACAB includes people who aren't cops but have vehicles that look like cop vehicles.

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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 09/06/2023

while most of you are likely yelling GO SPECIAL PROSECUTOR or GO ATTORNEY GENERAL I’m yelling GO TRAVIS VIEW AND THE RULE OF POSTS

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/06/2023

Anti-Semitism is very appealing to zillionaire oligarchs, from Ford to Musk, because it allows them to go "a small group of rich elites is manipulating everything in politics, the media and finance, not me though, definitely not me"

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 08/06/2023

My Maine Coon has to get a haircut because his hair is wildly matted. Gotta be the lion cut with the lil booties right? 😻

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 07/06/2023

Irises have to be the most “I’ll get there when I get there” flower

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

Neither of my kids wants to have kids, but it’s simply not fair that I can’t buy this as a grandpa

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 27/05/2023

10¢ at a garage sale. This book is next level

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 26/05/2023

Starting to drink coffee again for Focus Reasons. I thought there might be an “ew icky coffee” moment but DAMN does it taste good. Guess once you develop the taste it never leaves

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