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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

Thank you for saving my life when I was 27.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

My dad mows a mean lawn, and he swings a mean bat. Happy Thanksgiving.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

Block early. Block often. And tell those pieces of shit why. And screenshot.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

If you supported me today. Thank you. If you revealed yourself today... That was a mistake.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

The family court legal system fucked us over.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

Sitting outside a courtroom during a custody hearing years later, my dad said, "If I had killed him, I'd be out by now, and you and the kids would not be having to deal with him.'

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

My dad did not say, "Wait in the truck." He screamed, "Get those babies in the other room and hide. I'll handle him."

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

I am very likely not continuing with BlueSky after today. So remember this, if he's violent to women and/or children, he's wasting our oxygen. No excuses. No second chances. No redemption. No mercy.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

The family court legal system fucked us over.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

Sitting outside a courtroom during a custody hearing years later, my dad said, "If I had killed him, I'd be out by now, and you and the kids would not be having to deal with him.'

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

My dad did not say, "Wait in the truck." He screamed, "Get those babies in the other room and hide. I'll handle him."

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

Another one. Do fuck off. I'm alive because my dad took a baseball bat to my husband while the cops dragged ass showing up. They tried to arrest my dad. If my dad had his gun with him, 20 years of suffering would have been prevented.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

I liked to look at my Twitter impressions count so I could see how many victims I subjected to my tweets.

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morosoph; ‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙ Spookis‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙ @allwillbewell.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

dudes not be absolute disappointments challenge (impossible)

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

Please @ me under anyone talking out of pocket bullshit under anything I post, so I can name, shame, and block.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

I unfollowed every mutual who follows these pieces of trash.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

These wastes of oxygen live in the world with us.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

That's how quick "what was he possibly going to do to you from across the room little lady" turns into he kills her. When he took that 1st step, before he leapt, that's the only shot a woman in a domestic violence situation has to save her life.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

She'll go to prison if she kills him before he can kill her. Not the judge. Who, it should be noted, a room full of men could not protect. Men it took at least 4 of to even remotely subdue him. When men choose to be violent, they are incredibly dangerous and deadly. In the blink of an eye.

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Steven Daniels 🐸🦀 @steve-daniels.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

God is nature, nature is indifferent, we are responsible for what we do.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

[the biggest hardship] Me: *calmly doing whatever it takes to get through it for as long as it takes* [the slightest hardship] Me: *completely losing my shit five minutes in*

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Genocide Condemner @easyphloem.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

I've field treated chainsaw wounds on coworkers and am very proud of how I held together. My kid comes up to me and needs a password on *their* iPad, I melt down into a puddle of silent fury

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David @Unimatrix Zero @wildpalmsltd.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl17...

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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

And lo did the Book of Sneeze cast the first truth bomb against the demon Elom, and though his followers we many and much stupid it did still pierce their thin skin and hurt them

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

Airplane III: Aftermath. There's nothing after math it's infinite, like the comedic possibilities of deadpan literalness to show us that we take life under expressionistic poetry too seriously.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

[the biggest hardship] Me: *calmly doing whatever it takes to get through it for as long as it takes* [the slightest hardship] Me: *completely losing my shit five minutes in*

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

The views thing was an Elon Musk scam.

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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 06/01/2024

this is the secret. you have to know you're wasting your time here otherwise you end in posters madness

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

On Twitter, ACTUAL engagement was observable by likes, retweets, and comments. I promise you that "no like, no retweet, no comment" posts on Twitter with any amount of numbers of "views" listed were NOT seen and noticed by anyone. Or were negatively received. Views on Twitter do not matter.

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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

And per your “no one saw it” - there’s no way to accurately track views. View counts are by definition made up.

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Jeneralissima @howfashionating.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

It’s always been so weird to me that evangelicals are pro-Israel just so they can take it over one day…they literally think the Jews are going to hell and want to build a church on the temple.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

It's not how engagement works. It's how businesses scam advertisers.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

What Israel is doing is in no way, shape, or form God's will.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

Yes, this IS what I choose to do with my free time, thank you for asking!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

Got a job at the local brothel, what they don’t know is that I clean all the working girls’ underpants with my mouth.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

Lol @ “delete post” Bluesky, that’s not an option for the brave.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

A trail of post-it notes that lead directly to the clit, and I still can’t find it.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

Woke up and chose gangbang porn.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

The Mysterious Things I’ve Found In My Butthole And Other Tales Of Adventure

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

Live, laugh, love, post hole.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/01/2024

Picked up my Cybertruck today and dropped it off at the shop to get the Pussy Wagon paint job from Kill Bill, even though we all know that’s preeeeetty much implied by the vehicle itself.

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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

"Bitch, you don't know what you're talking about," is not the best way to begin a company wide email. I realize that now.

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