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Andrew McFarlane

@farlane.bsky.social
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I build websites, tell stories & run the michigancannabistrail.com

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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
One Drug to rule them all
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
As a Black/Jewish woman what about his quote resonated most powerfully for you Emily?
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
I doubt the other side of this block is gonna learn anything from you but have fun Dr Whenufeellikeit
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
me: these fireworks are so quiet wife: those are palm trees
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Right? Pls don’t inflate my hate. It’s very bespoke
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Still can’t believe they bought a freakin zoo
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Jamie Canavés @jamiecanaves.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Juno Dawson's Her Majesty's Royal Coven series (2 books so far) which is hilarious, and witches, and feels like a necessary middle finger to jkrowling. 5stars, highly recommend.
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Sold
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
It’s definitely possible you’d get banned for it. Artful smudge over the D word maybe?
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
it’s definitely working!
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Me watching you from behind the mirror, year of our lord unknown
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
They are still in the desktop version of Chrome. At least the build I have
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Weirdly enough it shows all tweets in Chrome but only one in Safari
Google results screen - safari browser
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
No the twitter cards are gone from both
Desktop view of google resultsMobile view of google results
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Anyone remember the Holga age? They were doing amazing things with planes back then
Five Blue Angel planes doing masturbatory sky stuff
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Ever have a knife drop off the rack, fall between the outlet & the plug, and get scored and absolutely chewed up? Electricity is some wild stuff
A knife with carbon scores & pieces gone after contact with an electrical outlet
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I am the person that Hunter Biden keeps sending all the photos of himself smoking crack. I just give him the little thumbs-up response or a polite "haha nice."
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
The fuck is this and also why the fuck is this?
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Good call. Someday I have to ask the architect what the inspiration was
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ugh @ughfinewhatever.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Last night me left a muffin on the nightstand for this morning me 🥲
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Hahaha love it. I love doing things for future me
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Good to see you!
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
bespoke tweet energy
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R🔅x 🇵🇸 (Sun Cult Priestess) 🍾🌸🏳️‍🌈 @staroxvia.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
hello bluesky apparently it's possible that the 600 posts a day thing is cover for the fact that twitter is fucking ddosing itself lmao
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Ahahahaha this is perfect
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Sorry but you were the one who wanted to watch tennis
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Excellent. Might I also suggest -Embrace the Hellthread
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Important news for you Faine
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Just read that this morning - great work & good to find you here!
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Ed Yong is offline @edyong209.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
I wrote about a new study which shows that bottlenose dolphin mothers have a baby voice. When talking to their infants, they raise and broaden their pitch, just as human caregivers do. 🧪 www.theatlantic.com/science/archive…
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
I’m inside and a mosquito just tried to bite my PHONE! Michigan you’re crazy
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
I bet other countries are gonna think twice now before letting a hot dog vendor amass a private army recruited from prisons
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Is this your coworker?
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
That’s when you really win 😈
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
Pirates of the Caribbean XIII: My Aquarium Needs New Decorations
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Yep and it never hurts to toss a like
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/06/2023
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
June 14, 2023 The Canadian fires have the air smelling like cologne that your teenager made in the early 2000s
The Sun, allegedly
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
They’re the “let’s put a couple extra faces on top” guys
Sullustan from Star Wars
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
A Sullustan from Star Wars universe
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/06/2023
Waltine Nauta is my favorite Star Wars Extended Universe character and it's a shame Disney hasn't given him a show or at least a cameo. He was a Sullustan bounty hunter who loved Tevraki whiskey and when he catered Dengar's wedding to Manaroo it really showed a new side of his personality
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
corporate_find_the_difference.gif
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 13/06/2023
photographing an upsettingly tiny cow with the boys
three men taking photos of a very tiny white cow
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Oh damn I got stabbed with a pencil in the leg in middle school. I totally deserved it
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
Michigan is amazing
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
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