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Will Bryant

@thewillbryant.bsky.social
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Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.

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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Wow, this is A-level trolling. I nominate Chris for a Pulitzer 😹😹
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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadow27.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
I feel if Pitchfork is folding into GQ then GQ should change its name to Details.
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WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Some theories support a second Mellencamp outside the Tasty Freeze
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
He looks like a Gary Larson drawing.
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
God dammit you made me google a word I hadn’t read before and now I’ve got to scrub my search history.
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Chris WoooOOOOooomack @hollowoak.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings. In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
These too. All going to be used in Teams meetings. Hopefully no one British in HR
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
I only get two of these but I’m going to use the others in work meetings over the next two weeks, look out
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WJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
The only thing that can stop the west Nile virus is the east Nile virus.
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
If you’re a man and you learn to fly away and learn to live so free, you should go from Mr. To Mr. Mister.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
GREY EVERYWHERE, AND WE DO MEAN EVERYWHERE.
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵
An unrepentant flagophile forcing himself on a less than five-year-old flag, while also wearing a pin which identifies him to other degenerate flag-fuckers
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
If this is how we’re playing, let’s go on and allow guns at the NRA convention, GOP convention, and hell, Supreme Court proceedings. 🙄
wsj.com
Why the Nation’s Gun Laws Are in Chaos
Judges clash over history a year after Supreme Court upended how courts decide Second Amendment cases—‘the whole thing puzzles me’
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chuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
im no expert but im pretty sure that's fucking stupid!
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Nicole Rifkin @nicolerifkin.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Hey, hello! I’m new to bluesky but I’m Nicole, I’m an illustrator. You can see more of my stuff at nicolerifkin.com 💚
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Would like to reskeet @npr.org but they haven’t started posting yet, so here’s a link to this. Devastating. www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2…
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Yay! Carolyn is here!
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
a fictional character you would give an invite code to
Bevers
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
Jesus of Tenenbaum
An oil painting of Jesus Christ(tm) by MAGA auteur Jon McNaughton. He is white, has blue eyes and the rugged good looks of Luke Wilson.Close-up of the same painting of our Savior, Jesus Wilson. I mean Christ.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Last year Musk tweeted, “I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means.” But this week, he suspended ardent critic PlainSite founder Aaron Greenspan-- www.cnbc.com/2023/06/15/elon-musk-l…
cnbc.com
Twitter has suspended the accounts of a prominent Tesla and Elon Musk critic, PlainSite founder Aaro...
Before he bought Twitter, Musk remarked, "I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means."
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
“Thanks for being an airbag” I say to everyone in biz class as I waddle wheezily to seat 240B
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 13/06/2023
ikr? I'm so justified for starting my own twitter with blackjack and hookers
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Andrew McFarlane @farlane.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Honestly though this looks a little bit better than my kids last recital
A small ballroom stage covered by a shit ton of classified documents stolen by Trump
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Bathroom attendant is all like, I got Altoids, I got Brut, I got Orbit gum, I got some three-year-old satellite images of suspected North Korean bunker construction
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Alexa, play pirate metal
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
I think this truck has finally provided me with my highly anticipated yet oft-delayed rap name
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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
This is how I feel when I hear Kid Rock's Sweet Home Alabama and think it's gonna be Werewolves of London
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
We’re beaten and blown by the wind
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
That first 30 seconds when it seems like it might be Pet Shop Boys but nope, Whitesnake again 😔
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John Scott-Railton @jsrailton.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
Tara Reade live on 🇷🇺Russian State TV announcing that she's defected. Sitting with totally-not-spy Maria Butina whom she refers to as a friend.
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs. the one you feel like you became
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Food writer Hank Hill
Don’t use lighter fluid or charcoal briquettes if you can avoid it.

According to Prentiss, "Always avoid lighter fluid if possible, and while convenient, charcoal briquettes can add an unpleasant kerosene flavor to grilled meats and should be avoided. If a wood/natural lump charcoal fire is unavailable or too inconvenient, propane grills will ultimately yield a better steak than charcoal briquettes and lighter fluid."

Food & Wine magazine 6/7/22Food writer Hank Hill, wearing propane salesman hat + presumably full uniform
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Thorby Corvin @thorbycorvin.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Just had my phone incorrectly autocorrect "ducking" to "fucking," which means l've won, I've finally broken its spirit. How does failure taste, demon box.
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Bittersweet end of days on the bird app
Velocity Girl followed you
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Maria T 🌹⛸🎸🍕🏄🏼‍♀️✨ @thisismari.at · 23/05/2023
An article about the return of Velocity Girl, written by Andrew Beaujon of EGGS? YES PLEASE www.washingtonian.com/2023/05/23/ve…
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Hey it’s fellow Lake Highlands alumnus @morgfair.bsky.social !!! Welcome Morgan 😽
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Quit recommending Grimes that’s the skeet
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Brian Orce @jimnobu.tv · 21/05/2023
The neo-fash knew where to start. They had to retreat on the old school homophobia and saw this as an issue cowardly libs wouldn’t take seriously. www.teenvogue.com/story/lgbtq-insti…
teenvogue.com
Nazis Destroyed This Amazing LGBTQ Library in Germany
It was also one of the first facilities to provide gender affirmation surgeries.
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
no thanks
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
(What Ryan meant say say was that I was the first Senior News Editor of Pitchfork in 2003, and later Senior Editor when I edited and occasionally updated the site entirely by myself when Ryan was dealing with burnout and general life issues.) 😽
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Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Everyone be nice to @ryanschreiber.bsky.social and give him a follow, even though he gave skeeting a 4.8 on a good day
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