Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 18/01/2024Wow, this is A-level trolling. I nominate Chris for a Pulitzer 😹😹 001
Reposted by Will BryantNihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️⚧️ @shadow27.bsky.social · 17/01/2024I feel if Pitchfork is folding into GQ then GQ should change its name to Details. 031
Reposted by Will BryantWJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Some theories support a second Mellencamp outside the Tasty Freeze 011
Reposted by Will BryantThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/08/2023He looks like a Gary Larson drawing. 431132198
Reposted by Will BryantPop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 25/07/2023God dammit you made me google a word I hadn’t read before and now I’ve got to scrub my search history. 021
Reposted by Will BryantChris WoooOOOOooomack @hollowoak.bsky.social · 05/08/2023Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings. In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth 172
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/08/2023These too. All going to be used in Teams meetings. Hopefully no one British in HR 010
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/08/2023I only get two of these but I’m going to use the others in work meetings over the next two weeks, look out 110
Reposted by Will BryantWJ Reid @wjreid3.bsky.social · 01/08/2023The only thing that can stop the west Nile virus is the east Nile virus. 141
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/08/2023If you’re a man and you learn to fly away and learn to live so free, you should go from Mr. To Mr. Mister. 040
Reposted by Will BryantThe Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/08/2023GREY EVERYWHERE, AND WE DO MEAN EVERYWHERE. 011
Reposted by Will BryantWill Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Also the subtext of Love Shack…girls know it’s a place where “we can get together” but Fred insist-barks on driving and keeps bragging about his car 041
Reposted by Will BryantWill Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023🎶 We had made love earlier that day / With no strings attached 🎵 031
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2023If this is how we’re playing, let’s go on and allow guns at the NRA convention, GOP convention, and hell, Supreme Court proceedings. 🙄wsj.comWhy the Nation’s Gun Laws Are in ChaosJudges clash over history a year after Supreme Court upended how courts decide Second Amendment cases—‘the whole thing puzzles me’ 030
Reposted by Will Bryantchuck @chuckchuckgoose.bsky.social · 06/07/2023im no expert but im pretty sure that's fucking stupid! 031
Reposted by Will BryantNicole Rifkin @nicolerifkin.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Hey, hello! I’m new to bluesky but I’m Nicole, I’m an illustrator. You can see more of my stuff at nicolerifkin.com 💚 411129
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Would like to reskeet @npr.org but they haven’t started posting yet, so here’s a link to this. Devastating. www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2… 010
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/07/2023a fictional character you would give an invite code to 040
Reposted by Will BryantFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/06/20236:30 is the best time on a clock hands down 016045
Reposted by Will BryantLora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 15/06/2023Last year Musk tweeted, “I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means.” But this week, he suspended ardent critic PlainSite founder Aaron Greenspan-- www.cnbc.com/2023/06/15/elon-musk-l…cnbc.comTwitter has suspended the accounts of a prominent Tesla and Elon Musk critic, PlainSite founder Aaro...Before he bought Twitter, Musk remarked, "I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means." 12310
Reposted by Will Bryanthammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 16/06/2023“Thanks for being an airbag” I say to everyone in biz class as I waddle wheezily to seat 240B 071
Reposted by Will BryantP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 13/06/2023ikr? I'm so justified for starting my own twitter with blackjack and hookers 4221
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 10/06/2023Honestly though this looks a little bit better than my kids last recital 140
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 10/06/2023Bathroom attendant is all like, I got Altoids, I got Brut, I got Orbit gum, I got some three-year-old satellite images of suspected North Korean bunker construction 03610
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 09/06/2023I think this truck has finally provided me with my highly anticipated yet oft-delayed rap name 050
Reposted by Will Bryantsaskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 06/06/2023This is how I feel when I hear Kid Rock's Sweet Home Alabama and think it's gonna be Werewolves of London 141
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 03/06/2023That first 30 seconds when it seems like it might be Pet Shop Boys but nope, Whitesnake again 😔 130
Reposted by Will BryantJohn Scott-Railton @jsrailton.bsky.social · 30/05/2023Tara Reade live on 🇷🇺Russian State TV announcing that she's defected. Sitting with totally-not-spy Maria Butina whom she refers to as a friend. 085
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 30/05/2023Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs. the one you feel like you became 040
Reposted by Will BryantThorby Corvin @thorbycorvin.bsky.social · 25/05/2023Just had my phone incorrectly autocorrect "ducking" to "fucking," which means l've won, I've finally broken its spirit. How does failure taste, demon box. 1539
Reposted by Will BryantMaria T 🌹⛸🎸🍕🏄🏼♀️✨ @thisismari.at · 23/05/2023An article about the return of Velocity Girl, written by Andrew Beaujon of EGGS? YES PLEASE www.washingtonian.com/2023/05/23/ve… 021
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 24/05/2023Hey it’s fellow Lake Highlands alumnus @morgfair.bsky.social !!! Welcome Morgan 😽 100
Reposted by Will BryantBrian Orce @jimnobu.tv · 21/05/2023The neo-fash knew where to start. They had to retreat on the old school homophobia and saw this as an issue cowardly libs wouldn’t take seriously. www.teenvogue.com/story/lgbtq-insti…teenvogue.comNazis Destroyed This Amazing LGBTQ Library in GermanyIt was also one of the first facilities to provide gender affirmation surgeries. 192
Reposted by Will BryantBest of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 18/05/2023no thanks 3210914
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 18/05/2023(What Ryan meant say say was that I was the first Senior News Editor of Pitchfork in 2003, and later Senior Editor when I edited and occasionally updated the site entirely by myself when Ryan was dealing with burnout and general life issues.) 😽 141
Will Bryant @thewillbryant.bsky.social · 17/05/2023Everyone be nice to @ryanschreiber.bsky.social and give him a follow, even though he gave skeeting a 4.8 on a good day 041