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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 18h

Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

tired of self improvement can’t everyone else just get worse

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wouldn’t it be better to have a teenager’s body for dance lessons rather than an older man’s body

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guy on the train is buying a Christmas tree, online. I thought you were meant to drag them home through the snow

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Mark Kennedy @mrmonkington.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shakespeare beat you all to it

"where the bee sucks" poem from the tempest written using medieval long-s letterform, which looks like an f.

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Found a guy that did my name before me @davidbutlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a fucking idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is the nightingale and not the fucking lark

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And gentlemen in England now a-fucking-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When protestors about Palestine are arrested, their friends sit outside the police station on the grass, knitting and crocheting and waiting patiently. At all hours. It’s really touching.

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hoping for all my clients to leave HMP, move into an HMO, and then be under the thumb of HMRC like the rest of us

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

George let me introduce you to the Faraday bag.

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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 14/09/2026

Funny way to announce your resignation but I’ll take it

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Typo Offences: Possession of heron with intent to supply 🪿

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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 14/09/2026

My heart goes out to the Prime Minister on the loss of his dad. From our conversations he sounded like a wonderful man. My prayers are with his whole family as they mourn together.

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My new album’s going to be called ‘Wandering Tom’

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LeithMotive @leithmotive.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Say Reform collapse in the polls, they keep the money, don't they? So some people could end up being incredibly rich if they find themselves as owners of the party after that collapse?

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There’s something about the language of pet-owning which remains untouched from generation to generation Client told me he had just had his cat ‘spayded’

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Pensioners attacking traffic lights. And there was I thinking it was mobile phone masts that killed people

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m in front of the District Judge today. It’s always refreshing to find out the many and varied ways in which I can be wrong.

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If I was setting myself up as a male singing teacher for children I just wouldn’t refer to having thought about your children ‘singing in the shower’

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Receptionist: I’ve got Mr XX on the line for you Me: Again?? Oh, ok. Mr XX: Can you call me back? I’m at the doctor’s

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

One of my clients says ‘for some known reason‘ instead of ‘for some unknown reason’ And I find that rather cute

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I want the Prime Minister to look into a TV camera and say the RNLI are heroes, that we do not change policy by street violence in this country, and that he expects any criminal action to face the full force of the law. That's it. That's all he has to do.

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nice to see a ‘prays in aid’ in a 2025 case ⭐️

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Miriam Margolyes was extremely racist and offensive to Andi Peters yesterday , asking him about his skin colour and origins in an aggressive and unnecessary way. No reporting on this at all.

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The problem with Muslim migrants is they don’t really subscribe to British values like letting women play a full part in public life. [Muslim woman becomes leader of a London council] This is an affront to British values.

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think the Telegraph misspelled “the highly respected leader of Camden Council” in the headline.

Somali refugee tipped to face Polanski in Starmer by-election

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ideal for when your Daily Errand is ‘getting arrested’

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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

out: “picky bits” in: bringing back the term “cold collation”

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 31/08/2026

A couple of weeks ago my wife said she swore she saw a mouse running across the floor. We also discovered a plant where the soil had been dug up. But there were no other sign of rodent activity, so last night I put a camera facing the plant...

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

@marksandspencers.bsky.social think I want a broken Greek column in my hair Why are we celebrating the collapse of civilisations

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

District Judge Magistrates Court: ‘We’ve got a very busy list, so I haven’t got time to wait for people to be ready’ Shall we just dispense with defence lawyers altogether then 😵

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/08/2026

The Empire State Building went pink at exactly 9:25pm for Dolly Parton. Because of course they made it 9 to 5. That’s how you honor an icon. 🩷

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 24/08/2026

I think it's actually really nice that everyone in all finance departments responsible for paying freelancers goes on holiday together every August, just lovely to think of them all gallivanting on the beach, holding hands, giggling, away from their computers for four entire weeks

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Quite proud of my Fantasy Football team name: This Land is Haaland.

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Why does the word ‘hermaphrodite’ have Aphrodite in it? Anyone know?

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Faithful Defence Advocate @faithfuldefenceadv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

‘Some people are moving’ is a story that quite often hits the headlines these days, but it usually involves more than four people 🤷‍♀️

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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The Last Supper, staged in a fictive box room opening up beyond the wall at convent of Sant’ Apollonia. Table as bold white stripe down center blows me away. By Andrea del Castagno.

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