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Leaves your hands smelling like bamboo for fifteen minutes He/they. Far enough into my 30's that I don't want to talk about it right now. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. Stop being so shitty to other people.

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 17h
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13h
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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🐏 @twodaysmissing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I said I'd cut down anyone who stood in my way. #fe3h
CW Blood, graphic violence
Felix of FE3H cradling Dimitri's head in one hand; in his other he swings his sword from Dimitri's neck, with a spray of blood following in an arc. Dimitri, kneeling, reaches out to the air.
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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
???
Superball charges in.

"What's up, nerds?! I heard there was a meeting of the Sons of Bophades happening today!"Superball addresses Bolt.

"Are we, uh, going on patrol? Are we going to try to hunt down the mind goblin?"Superball nervously engages in battle with Knockout.

"H-hey, girl Would you like two CDs?"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Woe, Chicken Be Upon You @saffronstranger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I enter the room
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With the conversations happening here today, I'm thinking about how Ellis gets to have a "second chance" without doing any of the work to change or even meaningfully apologise to the scores of women he harmed and manipulated. All he had to do was wait a while.
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Michelle Cyca @michellecyca.com · 28/09/2026
in advance of the National Day of Truth & Reconciliation I spoke to Kimberly Murray & Connie Walker about their efforts to raise awareness about this looming destruction, which survivors may not even know is happening next year. read it today at @thenarwhal.ca:
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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RWon @wonartist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making assets for a joke thing but this was too good to keep in the private server lol Pumpkin Spice Dietrich Gregor Lamine
Pumpkin Spice Dietrich Gregor Lamine
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은단껌 @silvercandygum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#FireEmblem
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레드 @redlhz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
귀신병아리
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Kryomax ⭐ | Max | VGen: OPEN! @kryomax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peppe | Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave "We declare your life... over!" #FireEmblem #FE万紫千紅 #FireEmblemFortunesWeave #FE
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UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ireland's artist basic income returned €1.39 for every €1 spent. They made it permanent. South Korea just announced plans to follow. Now Scotland too.
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은단껌 @silvercandygum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Talimun #FireEmblem
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Polling Canada @canadianpolling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV, you are polling below 30%
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the more unfinished projects you have the better. the bigger your graveyard the more strange zombies you can sew together from the body parts. do not feel self-conscious about it. just keep making.
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some little cats: playful, quietly sulking, or simply enjoying a long stretch. Each has its own mood, free-spirited and a little unpredictable. There’s something so charming about cats just being themselves. #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #pet #sketch #sketchdaily
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A Long Bar of Expensive Soap @expensivesoap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LRS that's for like four people who follow me
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when you pay for a two week ad on facebook and then many many many many many many things change
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/08/2025
imagine getting dumped for a katana by Toshiro Mifune
Samurai II: Duel at Ichijoji Temple (1955)
Toshiro Mifune telling a woman 

my heart has chosen the way of the sword.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Nobozos @bozoboy66.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To me, John Coltrane represents the very idea of a musician. The archetype. The ultimate expression of what a musician can be. #jazzsky
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Ah, yes, “DO NOT WANT,” a meme proliferated in the mid-00s as a sort of precursor for modern reaction images. THEODORA: I would hear more. TOBIAS: Oohhhh you’re gonna love this one boss
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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Fox @ DOUJIN CRUNCH 💀 @foxkunkun.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"And oh, how he danced at the end of my strings." #fe8 #art
an art of possessed lyon/formortiis inside a theatre box with red curtains and a starry sky background. He has a sinister grin on his face, as he leans his face against one hand while the other is puppeteering a miniature lyon, interacting with a miniature ephraim and eirika.
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🐛 FEFW hype @urara.pl · 23/09/2026
FE supports but make them D, E and F when they keep hating each other more and more
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Kevin Snow @bravemule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they sent Pikachu to space without a plan to return. June 17th was when he ran out of oxygen. Goodbye brave rodent 🫡
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
does anyone have any more of seteth 9/11 tribute. ive seen oomfs post 2 by now im collecting them
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moby Dick by French artist Gérard DuBois,
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Photo by Kevin Gaston: "Having photographed hummingbirds for more than a decade, this is the first time I have documented one taking a bath on dew covered leaves."
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/09/2026
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Elpis 💙 FE8 plushies soon @elpisofhope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So true, Elibestie
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hate to break it to ya pal, but Super Mario Bros. 2 isn't an original game. Yea. Blew your mind, didn't I? It's actually a reskin of the Japanese game Sonic & Knuckles. That's why Peach can glide, cause of her dreadlocks.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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Marie Lum 林 @puccanoodles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pride and prejudice
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have posted this on Labor Day.
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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

@POCHOWEK
footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this
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Umi @darkmagiciangyaru.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this game released one week too late
Seteth Fortune's Weave 9/11 tribute
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