Reposted by premeditated human combustiondan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112372541
Reposted by premeditated human combustionLætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024now that it's october im legally allowed to post this 1012249810683
Reposted by premeditated human combustion𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The pillars that hold the world aloft are crumbling and no human rule or law will survive the unfolding calamity. This is why we here at Meta are proud to present the Crotch Recorder, 5586141
Reposted by premeditated human combustionJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comThe Most Unlovable Man in New York CityOn being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic 40722119
Reposted by premeditated human combustionOllie @olliemnjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Virus 2458571427
Reposted by premeditated human combustionSlideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 5785242
premeditated human combustion @evilnancy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026talking to your parents about politics for 20 minutes is equivalent to smoking 100 cigarettes 000
Reposted by premeditated human combustionAkephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[guy in a labcoat showing rapidly me photos] Lives in a hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted but is currently creating their own special hell. Hell of their own creation. 118658
Reposted by premeditated human combustionautumb @funybuny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026one horsepower is about 746 watts. one bunnypower is beyond our limited understanding 112837
Reposted by premeditated human combustionWallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mike Mignola, “The Sabbath” (2026), watercolour on illustration board, 38.2 x 46.4 cm. 11258342
Reposted by premeditated human combustionnico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026since i am working on my first new alt movie posters in *quite* a while, thought i'd share a selection of my favs from over the years ! title and description in alt text all of them are ink on claybord/scratchboard 421074325
Reposted by premeditated human combustionTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 18/12/2024something in the low tide 733124513
premeditated human combustion @evilnancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026there is truly nothing better than a 1 million calorie bagel 001
Reposted by premeditated human combustionMatt Emmons @secondatbest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The Knight’s Repose, this month’s entry in the riso print club. I’ve been wanted to draw some medieval marginalia for a while now, especially snail-related 132540778
Reposted by premeditated human combustionKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right. 964096948
Reposted by premeditated human combustionMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6247001590
Reposted by premeditated human combustionNull convention @nullconvention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The disconnect between the average cis centrist and what being trans is like is that if you're a trans woman, it's pretty much impossible to get hired by a normal job right now. Like if it's a bad economy for cis people, it's impossible for us so we're all in very precarious positions. Cont. 4716139
Reposted by premeditated human combustionKatherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I scarcely know how to describe that room. It became, in a way, every room I had ever been in and every room I find myself in hereafter will remind me of Giovanni’s room. 6709165
Reposted by premeditated human combustionThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired… 775620859
Reposted by premeditated human combustionparker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026falling into the storm☁️ 5912270
Reposted by premeditated human combustionILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP 1979262717
Reposted by premeditated human combustionKatherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026voyuerism 05911
Reposted by premeditated human combustion70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Boris Vallejo, 1979 0433100
Reposted by premeditated human combustionlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/08/2026your horrible doom loop vs my perfect virtuous cycle 967738
Reposted by premeditated human combustionTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You can tell summer is winding down when The Old Woman Of The Woods starts hunting for meat to help her and her young survive through winter hibernation. 613537859
Reposted by premeditated human combustionJohn 🍂 @jrgdrawing.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ju-on: the Grudge 224279
Reposted by premeditated human combustionRad-Roche - Pondering Orb 🔞 @radroche.bsky.social · 11/08/2026secretary bird! i'm going to be frank with you all. since bringing her into the organisation sales are down 30% and random maulings are up 4000%, but that's just what this company needs to stand out 9887171
Reposted by premeditated human combustion🌑 @fell.energy · 10/08/2026the 50s had genders we've mostly forgotten. milkman 311172236
Reposted by premeditated human combustionStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/08/2026This is crazy. Guy down my block died in his apartment and he didn’t have any family or roommates it took a week for anyone to notice he was missing. And when cops and EMS finally got in there they discovered his Funko Pops had been eating his corpse 703342514
Reposted by premeditated human combustionpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Tetsuo Aoki: Two People 028474
Reposted by premeditated human combustionhater deluxe @ingenium.bsky.social · 08/08/2026sshhhhh it's asleep 6924206
Reposted by premeditated human combustionbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I have a song to sing 8384951404
Reposted by premeditated human combustionRichard Perez @skinnyships.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Spore Corp 2339841391
Reposted by premeditated human combustionKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout 159115332685
Reposted by premeditated human combustionUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Ai suxxxxx 1433270
Reposted by premeditated human combustionfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026discourse scientists predict the existence of a 'god take', a hypothetical opinion-like object which instantly kills the reader 418523
Reposted by premeditated human combustionPanic Caption @captionpanic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Submerged Castle 40110493489
Reposted by premeditated human combustionhater deluxe @ingenium.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Man on TV 124055
Reposted by premeditated human combustionYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe 12899282194
Reposted by premeditated human combustionsanzuniur (cmms open) @sanzuniur.bsky.social · 26/02/2026overwhelming presence 127862
Reposted by premeditated human combustionStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/07/2026It is just tiresome and more than a little disheartening that for many supposedly on our “side” our identities and our experiences — gay or trans — only matter to them inasmuch as they feel they can leverage them as a gotcha to call a fascist a fag 232050433
Reposted by premeditated human combustionbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/07/2026 7876221321
Reposted by premeditated human combustionCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026deeply annoying that creative breakthroughs don’t come on schedule from direct work but from things like “open-ended conversations with interesting people” and “doing nothing” 594395905
Reposted by premeditated human combustion☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026sleepy 3903273
Reposted by premeditated human combustion70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026“Rama,” by Morris Scott Dollens, 1980 628477
Reposted by premeditated human combustionjordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 09/07/2026I would love to live in a world where it didnt feel like every industry and hobby I love is having the copper wire taken from it 949890
Reposted by premeditated human combustionAkephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This email could have been a flayed screaming man 517065
Reposted by premeditated human combustionUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I can help you via hypnosis if you're interested. 181104371
Reposted by premeditated human combustione.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream 5469972640