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29. he/him. go watch Midnight Cowboy (1969), dir. John Schlesinger

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The pillars that hold the world aloft are crumbling and no human rule or law will survive the unfolding calamity. This is why we here at Meta are proud to present the Crotch Recorder,
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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Ollie @olliemnjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Virus
Digital painting of a dimly lit computer lab. All monitors are switched off except for one at the centre showing a small, blank window
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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premeditated human combustion @evilnancy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
talking to your parents about politics for 20 minutes is equivalent to smoking 100 cigarettes
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[guy in a labcoat showing rapidly me photos] Lives in a hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted but is currently creating their own special hell. Hell of their own creation.
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autumb @funybuny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one horsepower is about 746 watts. one bunnypower is beyond our limited understanding
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mike Mignola, “The Sabbath” (2026), watercolour on illustration board, 38.2 x 46.4 cm.
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
since i am working on my first new alt movie posters in *quite* a while, thought i'd share a selection of my favs from over the years ! title and description in alt text all of them are ink on claybord/scratchboard
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
something in the low tide
a humanoid body with the head of a goblin shark sitting in low tide at night on an empty beach, lit by flashlight
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premeditated human combustion @evilnancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there is truly nothing better than a 1 million calorie bagel
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Matt Emmons @secondatbest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Knight’s Repose, this month’s entry in the riso print club. I’ve been wanted to draw some medieval marginalia for a while now, especially snail-related
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Null convention @nullconvention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The disconnect between the average cis centrist and what being trans is like is that if you're a trans woman, it's pretty much impossible to get hired by a normal job right now. Like if it's a bad economy for cis people, it's impossible for us so we're all in very precarious positions. Cont.
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I scarcely know how to describe that room. It became, in a way, every room I had ever been in and every room I find myself in hereafter will remind me of Giovanni’s room.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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parker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
falling into the storm☁️
A digital illustration of a single star falling into the center of a cloudy blue vortex 
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
voyuerism
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Boris Vallejo, 1979
Black and white illustration of a woman with thigh-high boots sitting on a twisted wooden chair, with a collage of three monsterous figures behind her.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/08/2026
your horrible doom loop vs my perfect virtuous cycle
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nib work
Drawing of a silhouetted figure standing in front of an old mansion. A skeleton holding a ball is peering out over top of the mansion
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You can tell summer is winding down when The Old Woman Of The Woods starts hunting for meat to help her and her young survive through winter hibernation.
A photo taken from the passenger seat of a moving car. trees and a guardrail, and a rear view mirror in the bottom of the frame. a blue sky and lush greenery. The Old Woman of the Woods, a gigantic shaggy bear-like creature with a face like an old lady (aside from a gigantic red toothy jaw) peers at the passing car. She's probably disoriented as she gets ready to hibernate.
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John 🍂 @jrgdrawing.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ju-on: the Grudge
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Rad-Roche - Pondering Orb 🔞 @radroche.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
secretary bird! i'm going to be frank with you all. since bringing her into the organisation sales are down 30% and random maulings are up 4000%, but that's just what this company needs to stand out
rough textured painting of a secretary bird
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🌑 @fell.energy · 10/08/2026
the 50s had genders we've mostly forgotten. milkman
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/08/2026
This is crazy. Guy down my block died in his apartment and he didn’t have any family or roommates it took a week for anyone to notice he was missing. And when cops and EMS finally got in there they discovered his Funko Pops had been eating his corpse
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tetsuo Aoki: Two People
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hater deluxe @ingenium.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
sshhhhh it's asleep
Painting of a fish-like monster with a human face lying belly-up in the still water of a lake surrounded by water lilies and water crowfoot flowers. Reflections of the sky show through between the shadows of a forest canopy on the water.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a song to sing
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two waiters stand in front of an empty lobster tank. The first waiter says, “I think the lobster got out.” The second waiter exclaims, “WHAT!?” Panel 2: the second waiter, lowering his hands from his face in dawning realization, says, “uh oh…” Panel 3: the lobster is seated at the piano under spotlight, in front of several restaurant goers who seem enraptured by the lobster’s playing. The two waiters can only watch.
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Richard Perez @skinnyships.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Spore Corp
Illustration of Oddish, Gloom and Vileplume surrounded by circles
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ai suxxxxx
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
discourse scientists predict the existence of a 'god take', a hypothetical opinion-like object which instantly kills the reader
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Panic Caption @captionpanic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Submerged Castle
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hater deluxe @ingenium.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Man on TV
Digital painting. Pascal, a pale man with long hair and prominent sideburns, reclines uncomfortably, surrounded by biomechanical horses with heads like TV cameras, set lighting, or boom microphones. His mouth and chest are censored by hand-drawn mosaic pixels. In the interstitial spaces between the creatures, there are scraps of visible sky and telephone masts, but in the background of the entire scene there is a TV test card.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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sanzuniur (cmms open) @sanzuniur.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
overwhelming presence
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/07/2026
It is just tiresome and more than a little disheartening that for many supposedly on our “side” our identities and our experiences — gay or trans — only matter to them inasmuch as they feel they can leverage them as a gotcha to call a fascist a fag
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the white house is giving a press conference. A woman on stage proudly says, “folks— the Flatwoods Monster is real.” She gestures to the Flatwoods Monster on stage next to her. He’s chopped. Panel 2: the room full of seated journalists looks unimpressed. One of the journalists says, “no one cares about that.” Panel 3: the Flatwoods Monster hobbles off stage towards the exit. The white house staff member says, “oh great— you scared him off!”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
deeply annoying that creative breakthroughs don’t come on schedule from direct work but from things like “open-ended conversations with interesting people” and “doing nothing”
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
sleepy
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Rama,” by Morris Scott Dollens, 1980
Swirling, colorful squares and light beams represent the interior of a massive cylindrical alien space station.
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 09/07/2026
I would love to live in a world where it didnt feel like every industry and hobby I love is having the copper wire taken from it
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This email could have been a flayed screaming man
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I can help you via hypnosis if you're interested.
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026
i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream
a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE
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