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The Everything Machine

@everythingmachine.bsky.social
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Animator, VFX artist, Storyteller.

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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TheFrenchPhenom @thefrenchphenom.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Mobile Suit Tintin Gundam
Un homme qui stresse au point de transpirer conduit sur un sieste futuriste. Derrière lui, il y a le portrait d'un homme barbu avec un casque et une tenue militaire.
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
pros of being an artist: -i can bring life to a concept that up to that point only existed in my head -ppl wanna see me draw their fellas in my art style (flattering) (fulfilling) cons of being an artist: -when im Not making art i feel like im being boiled in oil
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Nathalie Lawhead @alienmelon.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.” walzr.com/IMG_0001 this is beautiful 🥲
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Switching your main feed on here to an image only feed, like The 'Gram, is the absolute move. People are so much less likely to share images of stuff they don't like/appreciate/etc. People are so much more likely to write out angry/negative/drama posts.
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
A quick Art tip: don’t underestimate the power of redrawing the whole thing again. If a drawing doesn’t feel right then start over.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/06/2025
Couple things I learned today: - Seniors are extremely fired up about this - "Fuck ICE" is a normie position now - People are MASSIVELY pissed off about Sen. Padilla being wrestled to the ground in LA - We all we got, we all we need
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hey there Delilah I ate those plums left in the icebox If you wanted them breakfast You should have purchased a few padlocks For the treat That you were hoping now to eat So cold and sweet
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 03/06/2025
I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
thinking again about that twitter post that went like "if you can swap 'the homestuck fandom' into your grievance with 'the left' without changing anything else, you're not mad about politics, you're mad at the internet"
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leo laifa @leolaifa.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
HannahBob BaberaPants
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 22/05/2025
artists support each other when systems will not. there's little safety net. it is resilience. artists are not your competitors. artists are your peers, mentors, and the ones who will defend the ability to create sustainably. to those who struggle to continue drawing, you are an artist.
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I finished the lineart on my big sword Final Fantasy-esque lady:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/05/2025
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids   since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The who IP vs AI debate is such a shitshow because it's really two different regimes of seizing and enclosing our collective creative commons. Disney's entire model is taking folklore and transforming it media that they and they alone control, OpenAI's model is just Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I thought being a professional artist had radicalized me enough against AI shit, but now that I’m working in childcare and seeing the slop on kid’s YouTube, my hatred knows no bounds. There is no well or pit deep enough to throw the ghouls pushing this shit.
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Lizzi 🐦🌸 @spiritcrowart.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
🧵 A THREAD: Birds and avian creatures (i.e. gryphons) art tutorials and resources! Includes various tutorials for drawing wings, claws, feathers, etc. Mostly for my own reference but feel free to pin this thread too 📌
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/04/2025
the only thing you need to notice about AI to correctly state that it sucks ass is the caliber of person who promotes & defends it
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Red tickseed @redtickseed.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 17/04/2025
I've said it before, and I'll say it again The present crisis is an attempt by devotees of one Harry Potter fanfic ("Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality") to kill off fans of another Harry Potter fanfic ("My Immortal")
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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A film that takes place where you’re from.
Poster for the film “Surf Nazis Must Die.”

A man in a Nazi uniform goes over the top of a wave on a red and white striped surfboard. The board flies a small Nazi flag, and has a chainsaw blade sticking through it instead of a fin. The man holds a large knife in his mouth, is firing a submachine gun with his left hand, while his right hand is a metal crab-like claw. Below his board is a blond woman in a pink bikini screaming in terror as she and her surfboard are about to be crushed by the surf Nazi. In the background, a yellow speedboat explodes.
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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“I asked ChatGP to—“ SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
the quickest way to make me unfollow you is to start posting some gen AI bullshit with ur whole chest. embarrassing
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 10/04/2025
Just repeatedly shooting ourselves in the dick and then being surprised when the rest of the world doesn't want to let us into their houses because we're leaking piss everywhere.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10/04/2025
It's 2025 ok if you're posting about covfefe multiple times in a week we are going to do that thing the Klingons do where they cross their arms and turn their backs on you
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Re-upping for #NationalUnicornDay 🦄
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
stock marken't
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Celine @celineloup.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
fyi! Womp is a browser based alternative to Blender that is super user friendly. I use it a ton for my 2D illustration/comics reference beta.womp.com/discover
beta.womp.com
Womp - Free Web 3D Software
Create 3D Art on the Browser. Find free 3d models online.
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. @lostphantasm.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Whatever you choose to do, don't let it stop with just this administration.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
good. we are in an age of blasphemy.
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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My fellow Californians- CALL YOUR REPS!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
it's april fools day again. as a jester, my japes are not your costume. you play the buffoon today but i play the buffoon all year. haha i'm kidding! i think i'm just anxious about my doctor's appointment later today. hope he can do something about my depression
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Cartoon: I should probably go to bed :) Enjoy!
cartoon of Olive Oyl as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Popeye as Svengoolie
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
One bright side to being forced to live in an AI slop tornado is now I see my artistic mistakes as incredibly endearing. The human machine of my body made that weird line. My worst day of drawing is completely untouchably better than anything AI will ever produce until the heat death of the universe
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
who called it selling maps and not peddling wheres
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It remains absolutely fucking wild to me how many people seem to have radicalized themselves against the very concept of "judging a person morally by their words and actions".
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Bastlynn @bastlynn.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Purchase hard copies of things you watch often or read often. For *many* reasons.
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
being autistic feels like being punished your whole life for things you don't understand and often weren't your fault anyway
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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Remember when we made fun of Doug Walker for summing up Pink Floy’d song about the abusive and pedophilic British school system with “lol, so school sucks, grow a pair of balls!” Anyway here’s my post about how this guy on bluesky is a big whiney anarkiddy who just needs to grow up…
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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
So it turns out the mere suggestion that the system by which we raise and educate our children in western capitalism might be irreparably broken turns even the most stalwart leftists on here into a bunch of asshole libs.
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Back2drawing @back2drawing.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Are you struggling to draw poses in fisheye perspective? #arttips
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Demolition Digital paintings
Of Rugeley power station Of a dust cloud
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
guys only want one thing and its disgusting
a diagram showing how jim henson and frank oz operated the swedish chef
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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Y'know, when Homestuck said that we would have two clowns being president at the same time in 2025, I thought it would be the ICP, not... this.
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Stephanie Brown ✨ Artist on Patreon @offbeatworlds.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Artists have already been struggling because of AI. The loss of work has been very real and very tangible. And now we're heading into a recession with skyrocketing inflation If you have the means, please support your favorite artists. Join their Patreons. Buy prints from their shop. We need it
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