The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Welcome back early 2010’s Tumblr. 020
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 31/05/2026static.klipy.comFMA Friendship: Armstrong & Sig Curtis HandshakeALT: FMA Friendship: Armstrong & Sig Curtis Handshake 010
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 01/05/2026If it don’t have ASCII art, it ain’t worth a fart. 020
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Well, yeah, motherfuckers did build that. How else do you get more children? 000
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Oh of fucking course it is! Sulphuric acid is used in almost EVERY manufacturing process. Like it’s almost as essential as oil. So we’re double fucked. 020
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 07/04/2026A shallow, unmarked ditch in the desert. 010
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 14/03/2026No. As someone who has lived in both Huntington and LA proper- HB is NOT LA. 001
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Probably what your wife says about your dick to her boyfriend. 101
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/03/202622 year olds don’t write letters, dumbass, and I wasn’t on either website at the time. 100
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Bragging about having a Harley is like bragging about having a timeshare: you just sound like a sad, coping sucker. 130
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Sounds like you ended up with a bag of dog shit you didn’t want for 28 years. 110
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026You shouldn’t make that wager. The poor owner of that dog shit doesn’t deserve to get saddled with the shittiest bike on the market. Also thanks for outing yourself as a boomer divorcee past your prime. 250
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026“None of you…” You are on this website- the “you” in this case reverse to the people currently using the website. If you are referring to what they did in general in their lives, unless you were following us on other sites, you have know way of knowing what their response is. 110
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Well, I certainly didn’t write anything about it on this website. See my first post for the reason why. 130
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026And even more did exist, but were literal children. What was my ten year old ass supposed to do about NATO intervention into Kosovo? 250
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026This website did not exist in 2011, dumbass. 261
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Bill Corbett?! More like Bill Cassandra! Am I right, folx? 031
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The fact that PRC hasn’t moved on Taiwan already is either proof that they were so shocked by this dumb maneuver that they need time to get ready, or they never had serious ambitions of taking it in the first place. 111
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 01/03/2026They sound normal and rational. 000
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Counter point- it is normal and morally correct to do violence to evil people. Deliberately trying to upset people who are afraid for their own lives or the lives of others is an act of evil. 024
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Other than TTRPGs and video games like Dragon Quest, Wizardy, and Ultima- one of the biggest inspirations for the combat of the original final fantasy was American Football. 000
Reposted by The Everything MachinePreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horsegradient.horsegradient.horseDraw a horse, watch it run! 3569793588
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Between her and that one lawyer, sure has been a month for grifters. 017
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 21/10/2025“The woke (((globalist))) hate beauty and want you to eat your goyslop in your little gray prison cells!” Translation:media.tenor.comSuspect Guilty GIFAlt: Man in Hot Dog costume reassuring a room full of incredulous people that “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this.” 003
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I remember the kids in Junior High and High School who had Nazi phases. It wasn’t a phase. 010
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Two of my fucking sisters work for some AI dogshit companies too, so my parents are fucking hounding me about “why don’t you just use AI to make your cartoons?!” AAAAAAAAGH! 130
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/10/2025And in my new job I’m beset by so much AI produced “content” and other forms of content mills. I’m seething in rage partly because the kids I help are watching this, and I have no idea what this is doing to their brains, but knowing so many people I love are unemployable now because of THIS SHIT! 010
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/10/2025But I have so many friends and people I respect or even idolize who have been out of work for YEARS! Brilliant wonderful people, almost all of them are queer or neurodivergent or here on visas. Absolute dogshit. 230
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I spent my entire adult life trying to follow my dreams and be a professional animator/film maker. Venture capital billionaires and AI ghouls have hollowed out the entirety of the industry. I’m lucky that I was able to pivot careers at 35 years of age- 130
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Oda was like, “what if Che Guevara didn’t suck.” 0230
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Every person I’ve ever met who does psychedelics on a fairly regular basis just to take the edge off has been pretty chill and a decent person. Every single person I’ve encountered who LIVES in them like a spacing guild navigator in spice is the worst sort of monster. 1110
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Going to invent a Time Machine and show this to Tolkien and tell him it was God punishing him for being a Francoist. 071
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 12/10/2025We’re dumping chemicals to turn all the fish in the ponds non-binary. 060
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Oh my fucking god it’s got a Lord of the Rings name too! Deep breaths. I must not fedpost. I must not fedpost. 160
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The sexy, but tough, but still seeking validation from a man female love interest will be named Police Nautington. 020
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I’m going to make a Kojima tribute game and have a character named Metal Gearman. 140
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Like the only VAGUELY queer coded moment was Rumi rejecting the old Honmoon to build her own… which is exactly the same as the original and fulfills the same purpose. 030
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Yeah! I thought the movie was VERY Christian coded. And apparently we’re not the only ones to notice. www.premiernexgen.com/popular-cult...premiernexgen.comChristian parents can usefully use KPop Demon Hunters to explore themes of idolatry and the Kingdom of God with their familyIt might sound unlikely but Charles Merritt shows how this latest film from Netflix is a great springboard for great family faith conversations 030
Reposted by The Everything MachineTheFrenchPhenom @thefrenchphenom.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Mobile Suit Tintin Gundam 81335510
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Everyone should spend a day body surfing. Closest I can imagine to a religious experience. 020
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Ok, but as an ocean enjoyer, surrendering yourself to the buffeting of the waves is one of my favorite experiences. 110
Reposted by The Everything MachineMia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 23/08/2025pros of being an artist: -i can bring life to a concept that up to that point only existed in my head -ppl wanna see me draw their fellas in my art style (flattering) (fulfilling) cons of being an artist: -when im Not making art i feel like im being boiled in oil 262925890
Reposted by The Everything MachineNathalie Lawhead @alienmelon.bsky.social · 25/08/2025“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.” walzr.com/IMG_0001 this is beautiful 🥲walzr.comIMG_0001 27727305
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2025But will Tariff finally like it? 000
The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I always like how the info in the Star Wars crawl is almost always not necessary or relevant to know for the movie or just gets explained in the next scene anyways and was put there so you feel like you’re just randomly witnessing part whatever of some ongoing serial at the matinee. 070
