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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I really like Alejandro Jodorowski movies, a trait I share with NOBODY I know IRL.

Illustrated poster for the film El Topo (1970). A man in black cowboy attire kneels in a desert filled with carnage and destruction. Below, upside down is the character dressed in white Hindu acetic clothes sits in a lotus position in front of an eye in a pyramid and surrounded by gore and decay.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

A film that takes place where you’re from.

Poster for the film “Surf Nazis Must Die.”

A man in a Nazi uniform goes over the top of a wave on a red and white striped surfboard. The board flies a small Nazi flag, and has a chainsaw blade sticking through it instead of a fin. The man holds a large knife in his mouth, is firing a submachine gun with his left hand, while his right hand is a metal crab-like claw. Below his board is a blond woman in a pink bikini screaming in terror as she and her surfboard are about to be crushed by the surf Nazi. In the background, a yellow speedboat explodes.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Nothing fuels my creativity quite like freeware products maintained by a dedicated group of volunteers and free from AI bullshit and predatory pricing.

Adobe Alternatives

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GIMP
Paint. NET
Krita
Photopea
Darktable

PAID
Affinity Photo
Pixelmator Pro

Ae
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Da Vinci Resolve
Blender
Id
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Krita
Canva
Scribus

PAID
Affinity Publisher

Xd
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Figma
Invision
Framer

PAID
Sketch

An
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Spline 3D
Pencil 2D
Blender

Ai
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Inkscape
BoxySVG
Vectr
Krita

PAID
Affinity Designer
Corel Draw

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Audacity Tracktion
Garageband LMMS

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Brackets
VS Code
Sublime

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

There is almost no English language information on this masterpiece! It’s like Edo- era Tokusatsu Buckaroo Banzi. Also the most literal application of Love Conquers All I’ve ever seen in a story.

Japanese movie poster for the movie Zipang (1990)

A crew of six characters in wildly cartoonish edo-era clothing, several ninja, a baby elephant puppet over a dark blue background. Behind the group, a tall, golden, mostly naked man with Polynesian tattoos holds aloft a burning sword.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

It sure would suck if we clogged these servers!

Pixel art image of what appears to be a modern-to-sci-fi setting populated with classic fantasy characters. There’s some vaguely cyberpunk vibes with the overall purple, orange, and green color scheme.

Below is text that reads: What ever you do today please don't send an email to hr@opm.gov with 5 random things you accomplished today.
It's 100% not the real opm email that Elon Musk send to federal employees to justify their existence and maintain their jobs or lose them if they didn't send 5 things they accomplished last week.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

>>be jesus >>tell people to follow the laws of the land >>executed as a criminal

“Rage face meme” consisting of a poorly drawn angry face mid-scream on a white background to the left of a column of red sans-serif letters spelling out “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-“

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Does it count if I think Keanu’s performance is the weakest part of the film?

A still from “Bram Stoker’s Dracula”(1992)
Count Dracula, played by Gary Oldman holds a straight razor while looking hungrily at a bleeding cut on a terrified Johnathan Harker’s (played by Keanu Reeves) neck.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I entered this last year, and even though I didn’t make it past the first round, I got so much good critique and guidance that I’m more than ready to try again this year!

Join me and writers worldwide in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social Screenwriting Challenge on February 21st! Learn more at https://nycmidnight.com/scc

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Oh, you mean the day Israel largely open fired on its own people because it would rather its civilians be dead than allow Palestine one iota of political leverage?

Israeli newspapers including Haaretz, ABC News and the UN's Commission of Inquiry have pointed out that during the 2023 Hamas-led attack on Israel the IDF ordered the Hannibal Directive to be used.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I mean, he’s already got probably the most important aspect of being a right-wing culture warrior down-

Meme consisting of an image of Drake placing his hand over his face rejecting the option of “A-Major” followed by a subsequent image below of drake smiling and pointing at the second option “A-Minor”

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I once personally invited Ben Affleck to my improv show.

A teal haired woman (Hatsune Miku) wearing a yellow hooded robe stands in front of a white sky with black stars. She hides half her face behind a white mask. The half of her face that is visible has four eyes. Green tentacles emerge from below and trap her wrists. Above her head is a floating crown emblazoned with a red 01.

A busy early 20th century loooking city street in a fantasy world. Center are three figures, a young boy, an anthropomorphic dog who is arguing with the boy with a cocky expression, and a clown who has a concerned look on his face. Near them, a girl with pink hair and a large light-blue witch hat turns back to look at them. Also on the street are two ability mushroom creatures, a person wearing a somewhat eastern Mediterranean costume with very over sized ears, and a pair of small, furry critters in 3-piece suits. There is a store on the street corner for an Apothecary advertising “Drugs, Potions, Soda, Candy”

A small goblin-like creature with glowing eyes peers out of a dumpster in a dark alley. A similar, smaller creature also hides just behind the first.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Or, if you swing further left, you get your guns WITHOUT having to deal with stupid Fud culture shit-

Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.
-Karl Marx

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

It makes a little more sense when you look at the characters they were drawn from.

Evolution of the Hiragana syllabary from the original Hanzi characters.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

A person getting smacked in the balls is perennially funny. It’s classic slapstick. However we must not forget the role of the humble toilet in art history-

“The Fountain” by Marcel Duchamp 1917.

A urinal signed with the signature “R.Mutt 1917”

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Brb… about to answer the sort of questions they don’t let you ask in Sunday School

A silicone hand with a wound in the palm.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Umburrough Pages 1-5 This is a webcomic I've been working on for sometime, and I'm finally posting it for the internet to see. Updates are going to be sporadic and infrequent for the time being, but I will be mostly focusing on getting the Website up. #webcomic #digitalart #comic

Cover for the webcomic Umburrough. In the foreground two kids, one in baggy ragged clothes the other in a witch outfit stare in awe as three colorful faeries fly around them. Behind them is a man in a brown hat, another who resembles a Pierrot clown, and a third with a very wide hat with a grim expression on his face.

Behind all of them large art deco skyscrapers rise into the foggy sky. An airship hangs ominously in the clouds above.

Birds-eye view of a misty skyscraper filled city on the edge of a lake in the early morning. A large green dragon flies low over the lake in the distance. Several paragraphs of text describing the webcomic Umburrough are in the upper 2/3rds of the page.

"Once upon a time there was a city…

It was built far away across the Lacrimar Sea in a land where magic still ran wild, chaotic, and free. It grew until it became a sprawling metropolis. People from all around the world flocked to it drawn in by the promise of wealth and prosperity. They did not come alone, for they were also often accompanied by the magical creatures from their native lands. Soon the city was full of of faeries, elves and other beings, all of which became as integral to the city as the concrete and steel that towered above.

This city was always one of great extremes: hot and humid summers and bitter cold winters, towering skyscrapers and quaint gnome hovels, light and shadow. It was a city where Magic and Technology had learned to co-exist in an (admittedly tenuous) harmony, but as the divide between those who labored and those who profited from that labor grew starker, the city found itself at the precipice of a conflict that even it couldn’t peacefully solve.

But it was also a city where two young folks, whether by fate or chance, found each other. One is a witch in training with an important destiny planed and laid out before her by the shadowy conspirators who rule the city, the other is a traveling vagabond determined to help her smash that plan to pieces. This is their story: The story of the love that blossomed between them, of the friends they made and lost, of the revolution they lead, and of the city in which all this happened, the city they loved-

The City of Umburrough"

A cubist portrait of a young girl with pink hair stands center. Her arms are posed in an "As above, so below" gesture similar to Baphomet. Behind her and eye similar to Un Chien Andalou stares at her. Abstract buildings made of newsprint and rolling green hills covered in Megalithic structures loom behind her. Above her are the Futhark Runes "Eihwaz" "Dagaz" and "Perthro"

Continuing the cubist theme from before, a swirling pink shape forms the bottom of the image. out of it we can see a weeping green eye and a hand reaching up. In the center a tower is being split by a flaming car wheel in the sky. Around the tower are the runes "Raidho" "Jera" and "Hagalaz"

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I guess I’m just not allowed to work today

An orange cat lays across a Wacom drawing tablet.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Oh my goodness! He looks like my little guy!

A silvery gray cat reclines on a pillow.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

My name's David and I'm a Writer/Drawer/Animator/Whatever- I'm working on a graphic Novel and I'm set to start putting the first several pages up here on this website sometime in the next few days... maybe.

Illustration for a comicbook titled "Umburrough." In the foreground, two children, a boy on the left in raggedy clothes and a girl on the right with pink hair and a teal witch's hat stare in awe as a trio of colorful faeries fly around them. Behind them are a stout man in a tattered brown hat, a tall man dressed as a clown, and an old man with a long grey beard and wide brimmed hat. In the background, tall art deco skyscrapers recede into a foggy sky. An airship hangs ominously above the buildings.

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

You can block all you want, but at least people coming to your page will get to see what a racist piece of shit and a hypocrite you are.

Tweet from @mompreneur_of_3
"I stood up & supported the Pro Palestine movement & Muslim community. What did they do in return for my family? Gave me the middle finger. My daughter has MS & relies on the ACA. But Dearborn & other Muslim communities are about to #FAFO"

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The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social · 26/06/2024

Yous sayin’ there’s been anothers boats what’s been stucks in a canals?

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