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Evan the Great

@evanthegreat.bsky.social
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But then again I rather like to revel. An Old Soul that happens to also be in an Old Body (30s). Bourbon Matron She/her

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Micah @rincewind.run · 12h
called it baby
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Captain Holt Brooklyn Nine Nine
Alt: Captain Holt Vindication gif
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 3h
you can set your watch to either
Simpsons 3-panel
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Shocked parents
Bart: THAT'S RIGHT-DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT NEEDING YOUR JOKE EXPLAINED TO THEM!
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 1h
I have never had the slightest interest in True Detective until now.
hollywoodreporter.com
‘True Detective’ Season 5 Officially Casts Nicolas Cage — and Antonio Banderas
The new season of the HBO series is set to begin filming in 2027.
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Evan the Great @evanthegreat.bsky.social · 1h
Make a celebrity sick The Hospice Girls
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1h
is one of those situations “DAMMIT i’m in a michael bay movie again”
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 3h
This is a travesty. Every member of Congress should object but they are fools. Violating their oath to protect the Constitution.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14h
Every Elon demo
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
historically high spend and this is how much of his net worth it is
google search showing that $276 million is 0.0276% of $1 trillion and proving why we so desperately need a wealth tax
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Evan the Great @evanthegreat.bsky.social · 2h
I would also want to hold movie props like Luke’s X-Wing and Arnold’s shotgun from T2
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Evan the Great @evanthegreat.bsky.social · 2h
I would buy a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for my great-grandfather whose union was blackballed by McCarthy. He built movie sets (including the Emerald City), and he and his fellows deserve recognition. And find a way to become Del Toro’s patron à la Wes Anderson and his bankroller.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10h
question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?
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Evan the Great @evanthegreat.bsky.social · 3h
You know who else is missing out on dollars in tax revenue… (It’s us, your constituents)
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 5h
“tell cersei it was me”
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Evan the Great @evanthegreat.bsky.social · 4h
First off, big fan! I love reading your opinions on movies, but also art in general. If you could wave a magic wand/time travel what film would you want to see? For me, I’d love to see the silent Great Gatsby, but if I could see a moment in time, I know I’d love to see Harpo as a movie organist.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 6h
This 2022 piece by Jeremy Peters In the New York Times was hilarious bullshit when it was published but now that Musk is literally bankrolling the entire Republican Party it’s a fucking laugh riot.
Critics Say Musk Has Revealed Himself as a Conservative. It’s Not So Simple.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 14h
literally the first thing that came to my mind (already made a ME1 reference)
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The exact thing traditional competition law is meant to prohibit, but US interpretations of the concept are so fucked up by Law and Economics dinguses that we can’t even do anything here.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
tfw you just oversaw the merger of two companies and somehow immediately vaporized 50% of their market value
david ellison exuding what i would call "big 'uhhhhhh' energy"
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 15/10/2026
The Roads Have Eyes! 👁️ Turn on the Surveillance Layer in Map Options to see known license plate readers from Flock Safety, Motorola Solutions (Vigilant), Genetec, Axis Communications, Axon, Leonardo (ELSAG), Neology, Rekor, PlateSmart, Ubicquia, Verkada, and other outdoor surveillance cameras.
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Evan the Great @evanthegreat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Seven Brides for Seven Brothers for Tax Purposes”
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Evan the Great @evanthegreat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Add “for tax purposes” to a movie. “The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain for Tax Purposes”
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
y'all... 🤭😭
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Add “for tax purposes” to a movie. “Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Colon Movie Film For Theaters For Tax Purposes.
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Let's hear it for the ever-reasonable, never-hysterical @nypost.com
Sorry: The deal between Mayor Zohran Mamdani and City Council Speaker Julie Menin to shut down the Central Park carriage trade is as much of a compromise as the Hitler-Stalin Pact, with the horses and their drivers stuck playing Poland.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You’ll just have to forgive me that I’m not super keen to jump to another platform when the choices are Even More AI or Infinite Slurs Being Thrown At You Constantly.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Jeffry Bazooka @jeffrybazooka.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Plot Twist of the Century
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 16/10/2026
Want to support independent games media AND get a bunch of cool stuff like no paywall, merch discounts, a private RSS feed and access to our community Discord? You can get all that at our 'Member' sub tier, which is available here: aftermath.ghost.io/?ref=after...
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 16/10/2026
lmao reminds me of my favourite part from one of my favourite books:
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Idk if people are yelling but look at this tray I made inspired by Woody Guthrie and the hero who hurled a hoagie
Photo of a cross stitched canvas on a white handmade paper background in an acrylic tray with gold handles. The Crosstitch canvas is light blue.
The text reads "this machine kills fascists." in the center is a stitched subway sandwich, flanked by a bottle of mustard and an onion, recalling the quote from the officer who was allegedly assaulted by a sandwich.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/10/2026
the Shadow Realm is littered with extroverts who beheld my radiance and proclaimed "I will be the one to befriend that generational weirdo"
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026
Unattended small children will be given espresso and a machete
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/10/2026
What if you see ICE at the polls? (Don't worry! Read on for the plan!) @indivisible.org roped me in to design and illustrate a new zine! Check it out in this 🧵 - and visit linktr.ee/wewillvote to sign up for the Election Protection Program and find all the resources you need!
Page 1: text reads "WHAT IF YOU SEE ICE AT THE POLLS? (Don't worry! Read on for the plan!)"

Image shows pen and ink drawings of an ICE agent peeking around one side of the word ICE and a determined looking person holding up a cell phone as if to record peering around the other side.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I made this comic in 2010!! This comic is almost old enough to vote
A comic by the artist about their cat, in a pencil sketch style. The first panel has a headline that says "wouldn't it suck if...my cat Bear" and shows a large black cat sitting with his little feet sticking up and out and tape stuck to his face saying "blawn aawn?". 2nd panel: the narration continues "had five foot arms" the panel shows Bear on the floor of an apartment with 5 foot arms reaching up to the shelf above the fireplace to absolutely wreck every trinket there. The sound fx say SMASH SMASH BANG BANG TRASH TRASH. 3rd panel: Bear is reaching up with his 5 foot arms to open a box of cat food or cereal on top of the fridge. The food is pouring down into his open mouth. The sound fx say rustle rustle and GLOM GLOM. 4th panel: Bear is using his 5 foot arms to steal a sandwich off of the plate of the artist, the sound fx say TAKE. The final panel shows Jess and Eric sitting on the floor in front of the couch, looking over their shoulders with anxiety at Bear who is sitting in the center with his five foot arms spread out the full length of the couch. Juju ( a little white cat ) is peeking out from around the back of the couch.
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Rose/T.A. Summers @rosepetals1984.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So many violations of the Constitution and our Democracy, it's just bonkers. Impeach and remove the president and every official attempting this.
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Erika Anderson @andersonmineral.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Turns out today is National Fossil Day, so check out one of my favourites: the tooth whorl of a Helicoprion shark!! #NationalFossilDay #EarthScienceWeek ⚒️🧪🦈
Pale tan rock with a spiral of brown teeth facing outward. It’s mounted on a bright blue background. At the Royal Ontario Museum.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Holy shit ASOS released an adaptive clothing line specifically for people with disabilities?!?!!! Magnets instead of buttons, special pockets and holes to hold wearable medical devices that have tubes, and zippers to make them more comfortable for wheelchair users. www.asos.com/women/fashio...
A woman in a wheelchair with a brown suit that has zippers on the leg openings A woman in a wheelchair with a grey marbled dress
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letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this is why window tinting was outlawed too
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
when I think about Metallica now I think of when they finally did an India show in Gurgaon that was hyped for like 2 years & on gig day they refused to play after the crowd was let in and I got to be there for 40,000 people wearing Metallica T shirts chanting "Metallica Sucks" & "Death To Hetfield"
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stop acting like this man has any other goals aside from staying out of prison and murdering black babies.
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kelly knowles art @kellyknowles.art · 14/10/2026
now we're talkin!!!!
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"it's against the law for you to not love me" is the prevailing attitude among most people with actual power, and thus they beclown themselves at every opportunity
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 14/10/2026
This is why ppl get angry when "moderate" dems say they won't impeach this motherfucker again. If his actively flouting the tripartite system that's literally intended to keep him in check does not rise to the level of "Blatant Constitutional Crisis Requiring Extraordinary Measures" then what does?
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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David Graeber Institute @davidgraeberinst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Howard Zinn was really one of the greatest writers.
“I've always resented the smug statements of politicians, media commentators, corporate executives who talked of how, if you worked hard you would become rich.
The meaning of that was if you were poor it was because you hadn't worked hard enough. I knew this was a lie, as I saw my father and millions of others, men and women who worked harder than anyone, harder than financiers and the politicians, - harder than anybody, still struggle in poverty.”
— Howard Zinn.
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Daniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Prompts a fun question: whats the most niche historical inaccuracy in a piece of work that annoys you Not like 'oh they were referring to the wrong king' , more 'they had the wrong king on a banknote in one scene'
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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Steph Brown @stephjayb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Don't get to teach Shakespeare much anymore but I always liked talking through the "most of the members of the Wu-Tang Clan have a more varied vocab than Shakespeare" chart with students who assumed artists today are more limited. No way you get this distribution without rappers who read widely.
A chart from https://pudding.cool/2017/02/vocabulary/index.html showing a distribution of the number of unique words used by individual rap lyricists compared to Shakespeare and Herman Melville
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Getting a little too close for comfort
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
whenever trump's DOJ has to go in front of a judge to get yelled at, every lawyer on here is like "omg i've NEVER seen a judge this mad, if a judge yelled at me like this i'd immediately commit seppeku," and then at the end of the hearing the judge is like "ok no sanctions just don't do it again"
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