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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21h
Ex-boss filed a $12 theft charge against an ex-employee because she got a restraining order in response to his creepy behavior. Charge was never prosecuted, but it gave ICE an excuse to arrest and detain her. Congratulations to the 58 Democrats who voted for the Laken Riley Act. You own this.
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A disgruntled boss filed theft charges against her. When she went to court, ICE arrested her. | Baltimore Brew
BREW EXCLUSIVE: A $12.08 dispute over a McDonald’s meal leads to the arrest of a 25-year-old by ICE agents in the Carroll County District courthouse.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 14/10/2026
Parents, if you have dropped off a kid named Jimmy in the morning and picked up a kid named Janet at the end of the school day, please return to the school: You've driven off with some other family's child.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/10/2026
She's always there, watching, waiting, smiling #TravelWithNatalie (Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)
pic of Trump speaking at his rally last night with Natalie looming behind him on stage
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Over at the bad place I made a post about the administration and their “Domestic Errorism”,,, the crowd coming after me for spelling or typos without understanding a good play on words 🤣🫠🤔
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah yes, I remember when Trotsky wrote about how Russian workers should be replaced by low wage immigrants from China so that strong Russian boys would have more time to play girls ice hockey. It's right there in the manuscript.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hhholy shit
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Alex Megaro 🇵🇸 @prophetkotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MINNEAPOLIS! Smitten Kitten presents Dirty Arthouse returns on 10/18 to Bryant Lake Bowl Theater. 50% of ticket sales goes to SK’s mutual aid fund. Hosted by Anne Lehman, spooky/insane short films programmed by ME. Many certified bangers in this lineup, you don’t want to miss it. ⬇️TICKET LINK⬇️
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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HAPPY MONDAYS KINKY AFRO
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 07/10/2026
Yeah I do not agree with his premise or his policy preferences, I’m just saying this is in some respects better than the umpires-calling-balls-and-strikes horseshit that makes me want to walk into the ocean
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Advertising a Trump knife is certainly a choice.......
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/10/2026
most cucked man alive
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown
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Sela: Calamitous @sela.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
<me trying to explain the gnome conspiracy to my monarch who doesn’t care> there are known gnomes, and unknown gnomes. there are also known unknown gnomes and unknown known gnomes. unknown unknown gnomes? oh you bet your ass we have those.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Will Sommer @willsommer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New development this afternoon: Ben Shapiro's pro-ICE movie has lost its right to film in a Montana town, after city officials voted to suspend their filming permit. bsky.app/profile/will...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CLAYFACE (2026)
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If a sentence in your newscast starts with “President Trump says…” you’re failing your audience.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I stand on tradition. The Astros play at Enron Field. They deserve to wear that shame.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He had all afternoon and this is the best he could come up with. Great ratio!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Find someone who loves you like political reporters love Rahm Emanuel. Also, second challenge: find someone who isn’t a political reporter who loves Rahm Emanuel.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NONE of these fucking people have been "duped."
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This woman has turned not engaging with her franchise into a moral imperative.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
do NOT get me started
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's it. I'm "breaking with" President Donald Trump.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
malpractice story packaging in that the more pertinent details are: this guy is a bodybuilder promoter who killed his own son with a $100K divorce on wheels but is crowdfunding his funeral on a page that just says he was “accidentally struck by a moving vehicle” and they’re close to half that amount
latimes.com
Young boy killed after father backs Cybertruck into him, police say
A California man accidentally hit and killed his 6-year-old son while backing out of the family’s driveway near Temecula in a Tesla Cybertruck, according to police reports.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just three normal human faces, looking very much the way human faces look www.avclub.com/sylvester-st...
Trump in the Oval Office looking insaneSly Stallone in the Oval Office looking insaneStallone's date (??) looking insane
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I could sum up why I’m not a Republican in one quote…
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It looks like we’re *finally* at the magic Purcell point where Kavanaugh thinks we’re too close to the election for his party to rig it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s good Bluesky
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.s... • 5d
I'm not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 1/2
Bob's BBQ
Emporium
Catering & Events 608-477-0782
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@katietiedrich.bsky.social
THUS SPAKE BOB 2/2
bobsbbq3.bsky.social@bobsbbq3.b... 3d
Bob here. I still have the original pencil drawing I did of the pig. Scanned it and sent it to my daughter who converted it to the logo with photoshop. My goal was to make it simple and recognizable. (Guess it worked out)
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 13/09/2026
shocking that “we don’t care what you want, you stupid rubes, now please vote for us” isn’t more popular
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s very important to know you can just tell them their questions are dumb. It’s what Trump does! He’s been very successful at it! The media decided to stop asking actual important things to him because of it!
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 13/09/2026
No offense but I don’t believe 28-year-olds should be allowed to have opinions, much less publish them
Education
George Mason University
Master of Arts - MA • Economics
Aug 2020 - Dec 2021
George Mason University
Bachelor of Science - BS • Economics
Aug 2017 - May 2020
Grade: Summa Cum Laude
Activities and societies: Mason
Ambassadors, Econ Society
-Part of University Scholars program (full-tuition academic scholarship for higher end of Honors College)
-Minor in Data Analysis
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We tried that, then this guy’s dad tried to kill you and all of your colleagues on January 6th. Grow up.
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Travis View @travisview.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two hundred years ago today, William Morgan was detained at this location, the former site of Danold’s Tavern in Batavia, NY, on a trumped-up theft charge. Freemasons were in the process of kidnapping Morgan as punishment for threatening to publish Masonic secrets. This scheme horribly backfired.
Batavia, NYWilliam Morgans Illustrations of Masonry
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my god, KU posted a JOWN BROWN edit to call Mizzou's history of supporting slavery over a football game, how is this real
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
opera singer james valenti singing the national anthem at yankee stadium. a little boy behind him looks suspicious.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the Marriott mini muffin remembrance is now further away in time (13 years) than 9/11 was when Marriott offered the remembrance muffins (12) 🫡
sign reading "In remembrance of those we lost on 9/11 the hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8:45 - 9:15am."
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tax flight doesn’t exist. White flight does.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey happy star trek day to all who celebrate
a box that might look like a.i. but is an actual thing I own (though this is not my photo): STAR TREK FREEZICLES, molds for popsicles in the shape of star trek characters, with the enterprise in the background and two psychotic looking children licking the heads of their star trek character popsicles
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026
Catholic Batman is called Daredevil
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
11yo: “Bro [the president) is doing evil side quests at this point.”
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