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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 1h
lmao
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 1h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 8h
Early voting turnout in Virginia is jaw dropping stuff among Latino voters. Across all other demographics, numbers are well ahead of 2022 at the same point but Hispanic/Latino turnout is 50% higher than it was in 2024-- a presidential election year!
Race, 2022 Count (Share), 2024 Count (Share), 2026 Count (Share)
Asian or Pacific Islander, 7,293 (3.61%), 19,832 (3.43%), 15,827 (4.59%)
Black, 27,395 (13.54%), 85,589 (14.82%), 56,985 (16.53%)
Hispanic or Latino, 4,260 (2.11%), 14,508 (2.51%), 21,577 (6.26%)
Native American, 71 (0.04%), 285 (0.05%), 509 (0.15%)
Uncoded, 818 (0.4%), 1,512 (0.26%), 87 (0.03%)
White, 161,779 (79.99%), 455,802 (78.9%), 249,021 (72.22%)
Unknown, 639 (0.32%), 169 (0.03%), 820 (0.24%)
Total, 202,255, 577,697, 344,826

[This alt text added by gemini-3.1-flash-lite-preview AI]
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 1h
Cursed! Post!
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 2h
I find saying "hey these usually knock me on my ass because my immune system reacts pretty strong, any suggestions for getting ahead of that?" or similar works pretty well for threading the needle there, though they may just say take a couple Tylenol and tank it out or "idk have fun"
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 2h
I have concluded my immune system has some sort of pick-me I'm-not-like-the-other-leukocytes personality to it because it always knocks me flat when everyone says it wasn't that bad and this year it was more or less "my arm kinda hurt for an hour or two" when everyone else agrees it SUCKED
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 2h
you only have to read the Court's public corruption jurisprudence to realize that a bipartisan belief on SCOTUS is that it is almost ipso facto impossible for a public official to commit a crime related to the office they hold. which is insane when you spell it out, but also an accurate summation.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another Susan Collins bribery scandal has hit the airwaves theintercept.com/2026/10/05/s...
theintercept.com
Susan Collins’s Committee Bought Trucks the Army Didn’t Want. Then Campaign Donations Poured In.
Appropriations committee members saw an influx of campaign contributions after steering $345 million to a military contractor.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 2h
please give me the democratic party of republican fearmongering, part one million
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 2h
Preemptively calling out sick the next day and then celebrating like we just won the Battle of Midway
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 2h
Print this skeet out and put it in the Lourve [framed pic on the wall of your favorite local restaurants]
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3h
to me this is what a tolerant and open society is
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Micah @rincewind.run · 3h
if this fucker is going to spite us and live past 90 like his dad did he should at least get to experience the rest of us tearing his legacy down around his ears
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Micah @rincewind.run · 3h
damnatio memoriae is the right thing to do with trump for many reasons and at the top of the list is the fact that it will make him so, so angry
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 4h
Desperately need to hear her fully spelled out arguments on the 5th, 13th, and 14th Amendment implications of everything here
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 5h
Okay I've seen at least 2 posts today that describe Jim Bakker as "having an affair with his secretary" or "getting caught banging his secretary" and just...no. He got caught paying her off because he and another preacher *violently raped her*. That isn't an affair, or a simple "sex scandal".
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 4h
Hashtag "haters" No one else in the game like her, I only caught up on this story lately and my god I am fully invested
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 4h
working 9 to 5
little doodle kitty with a post it tie and a post it suitcase
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 6h
Fwiw Senate Majority PAC(D) raised a record haul of $151m and entering October it had $112m CoH so I’d expect some late spending by Senate Dems
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h
in this house we support sex workers and the democratic process
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h
thank your local pole workers and poll workers
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 4h
Me when I havent discovered the concept of linear time or causality yet
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 5h
Yea the elections havent happened yet
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 4h
"Statutory rape" is uhhhh also very much *underselling* the tenor of that one image in the lower left, Jesus wept
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 22h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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literallywhonobody.bsky.social @literallywhonobody.bsky.social · 14h
Joke about JK Rowling being an anti-trans psychopath.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 14h
imagine if she was on set all the time lol like I 100% believe this story and the key part is its a captive audience type situation
I've heard straight men talk about trans women as though they're fallen
men to whom sympathy ought to be automatically extended, but there's
deeper stuff going on, too.
I asked a lefty straight man I know (this is irl) whether he was aware how
many penised "lesbians' are involved in the push to access female
spaces. The subject made him incredibly uncomfortable. He simply
didn't want to hear it. I then asked him whether he knew what his
straight male friends wanted from women in the bedroom, kink/sex wise.
Horrified look: "no, of course I bloody don't:
I said to him that if you put 100 straight and bi women of our age and
average sexual experience in a room together, they could write an
authoritative compendium on straight male kink in an afternoon, from
their own direct experience or that of women they know. I said I
presumed he knew that a cross-dressing fetish is one of the most
common paraphilias in heterosexual men and that this has been in the
psychological literature since Freud.
I cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this, let alone
acknowledge that any of it was real and happening. I don't know
whether it was the idea that women actually talk about what they meet
in the bedroom that touched a nerve, or whether he found the whole
subject ick, or didn't like the suggestion that he was naive or poorly
informed, but the impression given was that I was depraved to say such
things aloud, and that he'd much prefer a seemly silence.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 6h
Goddammit I knew Acton wasn't great but Brown too? Complete and total ban on Ohio politicians until we figure out what the heck is going on, y'all are getting retroceded to...idk, Connecticut?
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h
if i vote early today it should be the law that I no longer have to see campaign ads in ohio
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 6h
Honestly this kind of apology with little hand drawn doodles would, to me at least, make me infinitely more likely to shop there than the AI ad itself. It also shows capacity to admit being wrong rather than doubling down!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 6h
www.theverge.com/ai-artificia... this made me think about the top story on the DC subreddit today being a local pharmacy apologizing for their AI ads after a similar backlash with a cute series of photos of the owner with hand written notes. an interesting development
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AI backlash hits fountain pens, with delightful results.
Write Love Pens, a small pen and stationery shop, had initially used AI-generated images (including one of a pen with two clips on the cap) to advertise surprise boxes that the shop puts together. Aft...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h
remember after citizens united when everyone pretended super pacs wouldn't coordinate with politicians and would be truly independent entities? that was a fun five minutes
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 6h
All these ad buys got me out here singing AAAAAAWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 7h
How can I vote for sherrod brown even when Im not from Ohio [Note to the future DOJ flunkies reading this after ohio goes blue: this is clearly a joke, i cannot vote anywhere but DC with its 0 Senators, quit your job, you don't have to live your life as a joyless fascist goon]
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 8h
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 8h
Wheeze-laughing by the time I got to "motor-banditry"
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 13h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 8h
[To be clear, the caps and large font are standard for this purpose... because this is a standard Do You Get How Much You Fucked Up Now order.]
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Joe DeMartino @jdemartino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 18h
Richie Torres figured it out?
What they're saying: "The ads were deeply offensive to the Equality Caucus and the broader LGBTQ community that we represent," said Rep. Ritchie Torres (D-N.Y.), who co-chairs the caucus' political arm, Equality PAC.

He told Axios: "The Equality Caucus is not going to stand by passively and allow anyone to scapegoat the trans community. It is a red line for us."
Equality PAC "is absolutely not supporting her campaign at this time," the group said in a separate statement to Axios, calling Kaptur's language "unacceptable."
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 17h
(Figured the all-caps was boilerplate/standard for this kind of thing tbh but it's v funny if you don't know as such!)
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 18h
To be clear, that's more contempt of court charges on TOP of the minefield they already ran full-tilt into here, possibly even from entirely different litigation/judges, and at a point judges who might've previously levied fines start thinking it's gonna take jail time to get the message across
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 18h
I think, in order, it goes like this: -if she is legally chair, then all those actions are binding, and accordingly, -if the [...rump Dems? Pretender Dems? What kind of old-timey English term for pretender-to-the-throne do we wanna bring back here?] refuse, then it's probably Contempt O'Clock
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 18h
"This person fantasizes about someone telling me my opinions are dogshit and I should be shunned from polite society--rendering me slightly more loathed by everyone else, presumably--because of how "bad" my opinions are."
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 18h
For the curious (it's also linked in the article): iapps.courts.state.ny.us/fbem/Documen...
iapps.courts.state.ny.us
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 18h
wait, is it *bad* if someone walks up to me and serves me papers where the judge starts off the three page order by screaming YOU ARE SO BEYOND FUCKED YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE DIMENSIONS OF HOW FUCKED YOU ARE in all-caps 24-pt font
Cover page for an Order To Show Cause (Index # 537151/2026) in the ongoing case against Rodneyse Bichottte Hermelyn and the rump Dem members of the committee from the meeting

The page reads in part, in giant, all-caps:
WARNING:
YOUR FAILURE TO APPEAR IN COURT MAY RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE ARREST AND IMPRISONMENT FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT
NOTICE: THE URPOSE OF THIS HEARING IS TO PUNISH RODNEYSE BICHOTTE HERMELYN AND THE MEMBERS OF THE KINGS COUNTY DEMOCRATIC COMMITTEE EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE WHO AUTHORIZED OR PARTICIPATED IN THE PURPORTED OCTOBER 4, 2026 MEETING THEREOF FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT; SUCH PUNISHMENT MAY CONSIST OF FINES OR IMPRISONMENT, OR BOTH ACCORDING TO LAW.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 18h
"literally ANYONE in charge is taking a real look at the risks of Everything Going On Right Now" is quite possibly the most reassuring news i've heard in a week
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 18h
This is exactly the sort of thing where the “neutral” media’s pro-Republican bias shows most strongly: always the benefit of the doubt for Republicans, always the maximum presumption of bad faith for the Democrats.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 18h
and when you say "what if 2020 but with all these new states" well then hoooooo boy you get into REAL fun territory.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 18h
Fun exercise: take all the red states that are threatening/likely to swing blue in the Senate this year and flip the 2024 Electoral College results accordingly even without PA, WI, AZ, and NV, you still reach "easy Dem victory at 340 EVs", and there's no way those states wouldn't follow anyway
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