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Errantly Erin

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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 20h
Resident Evil: 8/10. Good horror movie, well-paced, I wouldn't call it particularly deep. I like that it did a good mix of slow moments interspersed with moments where a lot happens. I also like what I've decided to call the cartwheel zombie.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did a big cut.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Random annoyance: when people say an ingredient contributes "natural msg" when it's actually a completely different glutamate.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is a guy assuming I work in IT a micro-aggression?
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had to make a spreadsheet about it but I'm figuring out going back to school for enology this spring.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
"⸜(രᴗര๑)⸝" (@hagfail) on twitter: "It was removed from Tubu. Heebee sold the IP. Poodee won't play it in your region. It's not on Dippy. You can't find it on Weeno. Gumpy lost the rights to Pheebo. Poob was removed from the app store. The FBI have issued a warning to Poob. 3 Poob executives were arrested today."
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love yourself more. Put two slices of cheese in your grilled cheese sandwich.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New coworker I'm training today thought I was in my early 20s. Always appreciate that little ego boost.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 19/09/2026
There are like four codex entry type things you can read Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave tutorial and the funniest one by a country mile is this one, which seems to infer that player characters are packing both sets of genitalia
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Furthermore, in anticipation of the possibility that a Mediator is the sole survivor of unforeseen extreme circumstances, they are designed to be capable of a variety of methods of reproduction to ensure the survival of human civilization. This is an important physical feature of all Mediators.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Having a puppy really is a lot like having a toddler. I signed her up for swim lessons.
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Nen, For Women @monkipi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey man, I was rolling on the custom character trinket table you made for our game, and I couldn't help but notice about half the entries are some variation on "pocket pussy"??? What the hell! You know all my characters are unassisted, dry jackers. It's my signature!!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
forbiden widsom (@powcampsurvivor) on twitter:
"Charlie Kirk died and became a concept and now Candace Owens is trapped in a never ending loop of suffering trying to bring him peace. She's the Homura to his Madoka."
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've been thinking about buying a decanter for wine, and after shopping around and doing some research, I think I've come to the conclusion that the best option for strength, utility and price is, uh, a PYREX Erlenmeyer flask.
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Miriam "Fuckig" Undertale @undertale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
whats interesting about halimede as a character is that the most takes contain things that can only really be said through active experience not just knowing trans women, but loving and caring for many consistently for years.
cropped screenshot of the article: "Trans women who don’t get the support they need spiral inward and get progressively more neurotic. I’ve known some of you who wouldn’t be happy without XX chromosomes and an entirely different history — who wouldn’t be happy unless you were entirely different people, nothing like the people you are, and who were therefore incapable of ever attaining happiness. I think that’s an awful way to live. I told one of you many years ago that I wanted her for who she was, not who she could have been. And I think she was too far gone to hear me, but I still had to say it. I hope she’s reading this now. I hope she comes back."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/09/2026
[A video game screenshot (from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind). A female Dark Elf with purple hair wears a pink tank top displaying the "Benadryl" logo. Standing directly behind her, reaching a hand toward her shoulder, is the Hat Man (depicted as a pitch-black silhouette with a wide-brimmed hat and glowing red eyes).]
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Snoot 🤎 Acorn weevil looking very content
Little brown weevil with extremely long snoot, chilling between 2 green acorns on a twig
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
who up inseminating they churros
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop

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other notable examples of friendslop:
• bar trivia
• pontoon boats
• ouija boards
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again, shitting all over the US military is one of the few unalloyed goods Trump has done during his terms in office
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country theonion.com/nations-quiet-gangly-k…
Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
You have my attention
NOAA Ocean Exploration video titled Outrageously Tiny Fish with a thumbnail of a cute lil fish guy with an arrow pointing at it
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Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up.
Wilbur, a stoned pig lying in the dirt and unable to stand at Pigs in the Wood sanctuary, Huddersfield. I later adopted him.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A blue tailed skink has made its home in my compost bin and I get to see it scurry every time I open it up.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/08/2026
BlueJay (@them_failure) on twitter: "Sorry about mahjong last night, I kept hunting for the four white dragons and let my passion create a fifth"
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
trying pathfinder second edition and realizing with ever increasingly dawning horror that it's Snakes & Ladders in ttrpg form, the purest form of roll-go feelbad writ WAY too large, and it's this way on purpose
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Many years ago I thought mixing cream into a setting strawberry jelly would make a nice creamy desert for the then toddlers. And meat-baby was born. For the same toddlers 17th birthday, they’ve asked that I make another one…
A strawberry jelly with curdled cream set into it in the shape of a happy sloth. The curdled mixture has set to look just like shiny meat.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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George Luchasoros @goodposts.fyi · 25/08/2026
Instagram post from user ellieandlucas133 showing a tall woman grabbing the face of a shorter unbothered man with the caption "If you see a 6'2 brunette yelling at me... don't worry. That's my girlfriend. I ticked her off on purpose. I'm exactly where I want to be."
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Testing out a hair scarf look.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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okie (they/them) @okie.gay · 25/08/2026
Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Looking to buy a new bag and I want some hot takes about which color to grab.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm a big fan of the genre of Onion articles that are "man puzzling something out."
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Can you give her my number?
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm birthday, everyone say you're birthday.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Logging onto Grindr and another guy named Jay messaging me.
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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bottom of the bug zapper was filled with the bodies of tiny, charred men again. My pastor assures me that souls can't fit in bodies that small, but he also keeps asking if he can pop one in his mouth, "Just to see," so I think he has motives outside the Lord.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This mayfly is just straight chilling with me and honestly I appreciate it.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"How DnD makes you worse at playing TTRPGs."
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't take enough pictures of the gams.
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Delice de Bourgogne. Triple creme, bloomy rind, and absolutely delicious. That, a sleeve of crackers and a little jam is dinner.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/07/2026
Feelings 💕 (@wilinfeelings) on twitter: "ratatouille ain't special ngl, i can also grab a twink by his hair and control him"
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm watching Lost to help inform a game I'm writing and I understand every reason people found this show so compelling but it's also really, really a mess.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/07/2026
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Errantly Erin @erinstille.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Unironically.
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