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Hatin’ Ass Brian

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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is how my two-week-old son is shaped
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bald LeBron with a data center power company jersey patch…yea it’s recession time
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nato supreme allied commander GRINK
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vaxxedson Koivun. Killer shot.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You gross bitch (and your wife stinks too)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
KALAMAZOO SENDS ITS REGARDS
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
worst penalty I’ve maybe ever seen a player commit. worse than Shawn Crable
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
such a Ferentz call
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuck
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wearing a backwards fitted makes you 30% more susceptible to scams, online addictions, and other tomfoolery 
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
vince carter gif time
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
day 7 of Two Under Two
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
$1,300 for everyone to assume (correctly) that you’re watching porn in public
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
***WOOD POST*** built some cherry nightstands
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/09/2026
UNCULAR HOOPS
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jon Taylor’s first ballot, man
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m so sick of watching Kirk Cousins play football, man. We gotta be done with this.
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you don't get hit like this if you take the COVID vaccine
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Onwenu down?
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Kermit the Frog Falling from Building
ALT: Kermit the Frog Falling from Building
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dawg how is it real that Mike McCarthy is Pittsburgh’s head coach lmaoooo
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
seething with rage
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dawg how is it real that Mike McCarthy is Pittsburgh’s head coach lmaoooo
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With every Sam Darnold Butt joke we further alienate all the butts that fail to recover as quickly.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pat McAfee’s fake southern accent is so stupid man
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
im sorry chris simms i wasnt familiar with your game
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First full day of two under two
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
almost nothing makes me more upset than the Buffalo Bills playing ethical ball
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hutch getting washed with ease, gross
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y’ALL MY 6-POUND 9-OUNCE SON
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran should talk to The Chainsmokers
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
didn’t have to drag Uma Thurman into it
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Rowe/Beoga and now Finneas, sir.”
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Andre @andre-000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let Bo Cook
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 15/09/2026
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we’ve progressed beyond the need for bo nix as a society
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man I can’t watch this zoomed-in ESPN trash
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
McConnell came back before Penix
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the stock is up 0.68% after hours from this news, adding ~$12 Billion to their marketcap
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
guy just now discovering Ed Sheeran’s a little bitch
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fucking goddamnit
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
universal health care AND having inflation under control? Hmm
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m so sick of watching Kirk Cousins play football, man. We gotta be done with this.
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kyler lmaoooo
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
unethical ball being played in Chicago
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
but his tape, bro!
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