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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 12m
i’ve seen enough. Fire mike mccarthy
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 21h
the thing that rules in the mike tomlin minecraft video is when he’s like “different areas around my minecraft city were modeled after places i traveled to” and then you get to imagine him going to every steelers away game and looking around for inspo for his minecraft city
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 22h
they really do make you feel like you’re 23 at a weezer concert and then you have to go back into the world and be like ugh yeah i’m not staying on top of my core exercises lately
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
adding “weezer concert” alongside “wrestling show” to my mental rolodex of places where you will never have to wait in line for the women’s room
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oblivion npc barks from an altmer that has 10 disposition toward you
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t eat that chicken soup! That was for the soul!
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you can’t be out here losing to case keenum in 2026
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gio always jokes that he likes mountain dew because it tastes like paint thinner, gasoline, other such liquids and it is ha ha funny but the olivia rodrigo baja blast literally does taste like gasoline
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love when they introduce the players on sunday night football and there’s the one guy who gets silly with it like “Damian Johnson… On My Grind So Hard I Might Die From It University”
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fortify potions temporarily increase attributes and abilities. Fortify potions include: fortify strength, fortify intelligence, fortify willpower, fortify agility, fortify speed, fortify personality, fortify luck, fortify health, fortify spell points, fortify fatigue, and fortify endurance.
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard. But now… ✅ We can’t cook. ✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽. ✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/11/2024
nultemp: the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels 

tammiwulf: The idea of a "corrupted" or "fallen" train is causing so much chaos in my head. The theological and engineering implications....
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
primetime… a fucking masterpiece
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every single ai graphic that anyone generates ever includes the structure “same x, different y” or “good x, better y” in the bottom corner in a handwriting font
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doors are getting heavier. I never hear anyone talking about this
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You come to me in such ratty attire and expect me to talk? Go away.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A woman in a red outfit including a top hat stands behind a table in some sort of gothic tower and says, You’re late! I’ve prepared some ravishing wines. 

You can a. Sip of the wondrous wine.
b. Unsnare yourself from her wiles and leave.
c. Produce a distinguished spirit from your bag.
d. Decline with urbane verve.

(e. ask her to go steady)
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one thing in life that will always get me is anthropomorphized recycling. if a plastic bottle says “see you again soon!” on the label i am slamming that into a recycling bin with tears in my eyes. Absolutely i will see you again soon
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is a really gorgeous piece from luke. the whole internet used to be made up of these atomized spaces that would develop their own hyper-specific cultures, and as we all increasingly get railroaded onto the same sites it is moving to hear about a place where the Commenter’s Spirit persists
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the facebook algorithm has led me to a community of seemingly like 20 women who are conducting a sort of soap opera open rp where they’re all married to anime characters and they post ai images of their self-inserts getting into fights and going out for drinks with each other and whatnot
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Zucchini @zucchinizii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My chud shopkeeping son that I hate
A screenshot of Xenogears on the PS1, where Fei and Elly are talking to a guy who says: "Hey! If you need something from my store, go talk to my stupid son."
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Simply amazing
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that was an utterly ridiculous game, i wish it could have gone on all night
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is probably the closest i’ve ever been to being one of those people who yells MOTHERRRR at mitski shows
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i am so inspired by how many teen girls are at the liz phair show
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian and a person in a library 
The text
"Every single person is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Anytime is a great time to attack. Now they are fighting two battles"
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
umbrella corporation ass activities
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s a great honor that they adapted my resident evil playthroughs into a movie. they were very accurate about the amount of running down hallways going “AW WHAT THE FUCK MAN COME ON!!!! FUCK THIS!!!!!” that i did
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i do NOT want to get off Dietrich and Fabio’s Wild Ride
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
more like the nintendo switch Tooooooooo Heavy!!!!! My wrists hurt. FOlks,
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if i’ve learned anything about humanity it’s that a lot of people really do play that phone game from the ads where you have to match 3 to save the king from drowning or being crushed by rocks or whatever. You wouldn’t believe how often i see that on the subway
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Nicole Carpenter @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i wrote about pokemon cards for teen vogue!!! a big, 5,000 word story about how we got to this point, and how the community has changed (and stuck together!) through it all www.teenvogue.com/story/pokemo...
teenvogue.com
Pokémon Cards Became a Billion-Dollar Industry. Then Came the Armed Robberies
How an innocent hobby became a target of armed robbery, break-ins, and six-figure heists.
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just went across the street to get a sandwich and the guy said “is this your lunch?”
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
daily affirmations
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fire emblem fates fucking ruled and I’m brave enough to say it
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Jessica @distractabee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I found it while we were moving and I said "obviously this has to come with us"
The front of a VHS copy of Mrs Doubtfire with sharpie beards and mustaches drawn on the characters The back of the VHS of Mrs Doubtfire featuring a synopsis of the movie and in large block printing in Sharpie the words 'The funny Robin Williams is back'
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
so grateful this is the last season we’re going to have to watch taylor swift pretend to care about football
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A$AP Clocky @robingriswold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When you first encounter Andy Reid in Stellaris you can complete a project and in about 15th months hes pacified
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the time pressure in blood of dawnwalker rules. i love doing the math of “okay i can afford to spend two days in this area, which tasks are the highest priority before i have to get back on the road”
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
37 fantasy points too thank you caleb
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
week 1 scorigami…. the stars are out for us
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
god i hate aaron rodgers. we cannot do this for another year i am begging
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
disgusting that i have to sit down and watch a “pittsburgh” “steelers” game today
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Farewell, sweet Nerevar. Better luck on your next incarnation.
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“world of warcraft forever” is what i’m gonna say at my wedding instead of “i do”
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this is a really good pairing if you want to think about Girls Being Sad At Boarding School (which i often do)
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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