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“Do you wanna see some bad stuff happen?” asks the president for some reason. And well I suppose my answer would have to be: no bsky.app/profile/fact...

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 5h

I understand that this opinion makes me an out-of-touch latte-sipping elite

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 5h

I think that the president should stop listing aloud various American cities he thinks it would be fine for other countries to bomb 👍

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 7h

what are you gonna do, stab me

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 9h

How is Christine Brennan not laughed out of every press conference by her peers

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 9h

Three-part question for NFL stat people: 1) What would the spread be for HOU (0-4) vs MIN (4-0) on a neutral field 2) has an 0-4 team ever been favored in a game against a 4-0 team 3) we all agree the Texans are better than the Vikings right

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 11h

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 12h

I am not a political strategist and maybe it is the winning move to focus on gas and grocery prices, but it is wild to me that I am not seeing general election commercials that mention the president's fascist paramilitary force that invaded US cities and kidnapped and killed people.

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 12h

Every day, more of culture becomes people talking like this to justify completely hollowing out their own interiors and encouraging others to do the same

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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 13h

a cool Magic art that echoes an even cooler socialist cartoon — Art Young’s “Eleven Hours a Day,“ protesting child labor.

A child feeding an enormous capitalist by climbing a ladder labeled “Eleven Hours a Day”. The capitalist is lying back, mouth open, eating “Profits” that the child feeds him.

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 15h

It’s only gotten worse since I posted this

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 05/08/2026

[guy who votes for pedophiles for president, senator, representative, and city council, and is himself personally a wife-beating pedophile] the Democrat Party has bad values and hates Jesus

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 19h

in court as the prosecution displays a post that reads "I'm never going to jail for this lol" by bluesky user Scare-ik Pain 👻

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 19h

won't be doing a halloween display name. not when my posts will directly determine the outcome of the midterm elections

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 19h

it's amazing how corrosive this is to the upmarket nonfiction ecosystem btw

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 20h

rapper bragging in a song about how his Baratza Encore sounds

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 20h

they're releasing a breath they didn't know they were holding

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

they should talk about us like they talk about america's farmers

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

injuries are part of the game, Zverev worked his way back from his own severe injury, etc etc, but: man this sucks lol

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Zverev as year-end #1 and he did it without having to win a big match against Alcaraz or Sinner at any point

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

also the nfl should rename the Man of the Year award after Randy Moss

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what if I started saying "the '98 Vikings would have put fifty points on the '85 Bears." feels like that could make some people mad. i'll keep workshopping

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

yeah if you're taking the Vikings -(any number) right now you are a rube

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(people were mad that Hockenson sat down on the one yard line instead of scoring, in order to run out the clock and assure victory. an extremely smart play at the expense of his own stats. sadly it wrecked the gambling spread so he's now public enemy number one)

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

sure was something seeing Vikes fans booing their own team for kneeling out a win lol. this fan base does not deserve nice things

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it’s been ten years easily but the song title “Take a Knee My Ass (I Won’t Take a Knee)” is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life and I think about it weekly

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And also that book then proceeded to wreck all my own writing. Lol

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was older than what this prompt is looking for, but as a teenager who hadn’t consumed much horror yet, reading House of Leaves was an out-of-body experience

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Kid learned the word “foreboding” the other day, and has created a term for when something is instead only a little bit worrisome: Threeboding

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

hearing the SNF broadcast casually introduce the concept of "getting a third foot down" w/r/t what's a catch and what isn't... ya gotta laugh

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No I'm sure this is it. this is what I'm genuinely asking and I'm willing to hear it--does the NFL's target demo of younger people think this stuff is good

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Vikings one of the worst offenders here. maybe the worst. Broncos too. Panthers.

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can we discuss this phenomenon. Every new NFL uniform is hideous. They all look like children's knockoff Target shirt-jerseys of the actual uniform. Everything is matte, the color balances are way off, it all looks like shit now. Tell me I'm not crazy

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Panthers, in possession of one of cleanest and best-looking uniforms in sports, have of course decided to trash that for whatever this abomination is

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Close one! Let’s check in on how Vikings fans are feeling about their coach:

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

guy who angrily turned off a Packers game 15 years ago and still holds a grudge against the team and sport: i cant believe you all support this. dont you know about the chonic traumatic esophagasy

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When the packers score: this blood sport ravages these poor athletes When the Vikings score: and I think that’s really a complex issue

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