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Henderson the Purple Rain King

@ericksoen.bsky.social
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E-bike hive member since 2020. Biked to all 81 Chicago Public Library branches as a shitpost. Pro-Chicago til the day I die. Famously said, "What is a bike if not a tool to shitpost with geography as your canvas?"

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer Lowly just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Lowly: I’m da king of da highway
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 3h
My turn…Kids went to bed late (because who wouldn’t be sad about missing me), sleepless night, and then woke up early to catch my flight to my first #monktoberfest 💙. See you on the boat!
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 7h
These are the kind of (abled) people who park in the handicap parking spaces because “I just need to run in for a second”
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@jpaulreed @jpaulreed.com · 16h
A reminder: never underestimate the value of an operator saying "Huh... something looks weird here..."
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chicago pope on a plane says "Great things happen in Chicago "
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chicago is the greatest city in the world (Part 1000000)
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when I have to work inside a climate-controlled office when it’s literally perfect outside: “That sir, is a crime!”
A photo of Ja’Mal Green’s campaign bus after it got stuck in a roundabout.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking again about all the small acts of community to remember people who died… The monument for Silverio that hijas del pueblo continually maintain A bouquet of flowers for a neighbor near the spot he liked to sit outside the post office. A ghost bike for a cyclist like Juan…
Road side monument for Silverio Villegas Gonzalez who was killed by federal ICE agentsGhost bike at Pulaski and Wrightwood
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 28/09/2026
The big thing on the horizon
Ja'mal green campaign bus stuck in the mud
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Friend in SF sent this to me lmao
Bumper sticker with a picture of Elizabeth Holmes that says WHY WOULD I BRAKE
CHECK YOU?
THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO DO THAT
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not for nothing…thinking about how prescient Gwendolyn Brooks poem about the actor and civil right’s activist was: We are each other’s harvest: we are each other’s business: we are each other’s magnitude and bond
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Off Color Brewing @offcolorbrewing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Early arrivers to today’s Offtoberfest Keep the Stein celebration, get ready for donuts! We teamed up with Firecakes to make an Oktoberfest donut Bismarck donut filled with Bavarian cream, coated in a “Waddle” Oktoberfest infused icing & topped with brown butter pretzel brittle.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unbeknownst to me, the school PTO had die cut stickers made of our Hawk mascot riding a bike. 13/12 work. No notes.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The pope shakes someone’s hand as he says “Great Things Happen in Chicago”
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck this guy. Here’s a list of the schools he closed in Chicago. www.dnainfo.com/chicago/2013...
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CPS School Closings List, Map: 54 To Be Shuttered
In all, 61 buildings would close, while some schools would be placed on turnaround status.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Inside of you are four wolves (they LOOOVE to bike): One is prepping for a silly bike ride at @monktoberfest.com monktoberfest-by-bike.netlify.app
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Monktoberfest 2026 by Bike — FAQ
Frequently asked questions about the Monktoberfest 2026 by Bike ride.
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Michael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 26/09/2026
I would die for my country, Chicago.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone knows performance enhancing drugs (iced coffee) give some people an unfair advantage… I’m sorry if that’s too much radiance for you!
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sky Moore is a good name for a football player… but you know what would be a great name? Sky Rizzi.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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Brian Straw @brianstraw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are back in court next week for a hearing seeking accountability for the prosecutors' misconduct and attempted cover-up. I don't know what to expect next Thursday afternoon in Judge Perry's court room. But I will forever be grateful for the love and support you have given this past year.
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A "brutal" month for Chicago cyclists saw a grandfather killed in a hit-and-run and 2 others critically hurt by drivers. buff.ly/kTyL9FM
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@chi.streetsblog.org the brutal month for anyone outside a car continues 🥲. 71-year old pedestrian fatality in Oak Park. www.oakpark.com/2026/09/23/s...
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Pedestrian struck and killed by cement truck near Oak Park Fire Department - Wednesday Journal
A cement truck fatally struck a woman near the Oak Park Fire Department this morning on Euclid Avenue, according to the Village of Oak Park.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chicago is perfect (Part 100)
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Brian Straw @brianstraw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If your argument against changes to the zoning code is that it would allow naturally occurring affordable housing to be demolished, your quarrel is not with advocates for an updated zoning code. Your quarrel is with the status quo.
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it rocks that there's a dog breed that's nearly two dimensional with just the snoutiest snout of all time
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typology of Pedestrian Walking Symbols walking-men.com/product/hood... Via @kottke.org
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Faaaacts.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This bike is tremendously fun to ride. Turned a parking spot into a community park as the afterparty to parking day yesterday. #BikesDoSoMuch
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can’t shake the feeling that cars are such a good analog for this space The newspaper and police looooove to use the exonerative tense for vehicle collisions. Go check out @carintobuilding.bsky.social if you don’t believe me!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026
as a person with a GED I *promise* you can find shit to talk about bad people without mentioning their education level. truly, you can do it. there is plenty of material. I believe in you
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw an out-of-state driver sit an ENTIRE light cycle in the middle of the intersection at Damen/North/Milwaukee. lmao at the Christy Webber driver who turned past them and said, “fuckin’ Marylanders”
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’re watching the weather and will post if we are out and set up. Current status: unlikely 🥲
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s Riot Fest this weekend in Chicago, which means it’s possible some people are visiting Chicago for the first time! And honestly…love that for them! Feel free to stick around and make it your home!
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
her facial expression at 0:57 😂 "i want to note that just while we've been in this meeting a car has driven down Post Alley and is now stuck on the Harbor Steps" 😂😂😂
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 17/09/2026
I for one think it’s critically important to national security for us to beat China at high speed rail. We must invest in this race immediately
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Bread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Moral panics displace fear of real harms that people don't want to address by projecting that fear onto someone else & using it as an excuse to perpetrate harm against those people while making the actual problem worse by deflecting from it & helping people ignore it. This is a classic moral panic.
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you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
dan from the orioles keeps calling me to offer free tix and sell me a package deal bc i went to 23 games this season but what dan doesnt understand is that i simply do not care for a deal. i want a last minute $20 seat that i buy when already on the lightrail whilst violating open container laws.
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Fietser Brandon @americanfietser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤝
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Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(To be fair though, I *have* strapped a screaming child into a cargo bike before and unlike a nice soundproof car it does attract some attention on the street)
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Erik Noonan @eriknoonan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every public event that only gives driving directions is a policy failing, a moral failing, and a failure of imagination.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A commenter on the local FB group largely opposed to this change really typed (with their government name): “A riot is the language of the unheard” (MLK) as an explanation for the rowdy/behavior. …in case you weee wondering if white liberals still were selectively quoting MLK.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nearly been run over twice today by beekeepers, one on a pavement trailing a swarm the other pushing a hive-laden wheelbarrow going down the wrong side of the road. How's your day going, and can we perhaps start asking for some beesic rules to be followed?
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Our Chicago bike friends like @sidestreets.bsky.social, @michaelmclean.me , @ronythebikeczar.bsky.social and @viktorkoves.com are invited to come out to Oak Park for our Parking Day event on September 19 (weather permitting). Ride your bike (or bring your bike on metra or the Green Line IDK)
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Christy Kwan @christykwan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I personally find posting about these efforts just as difficult. But I want it to be known that people do care. People do want safe streets. And people remember Armando, Allie, and so many others. Safe streets is community caregiving.
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 13/09/2026
of course i’m out of town for this god dammit
trains gender dance party in a decommissioned passenger rail car of some kind. i’m not autistic enough to spot it right away
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