you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 22him bringing an incomprehensible level of drip to the board game night 010
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the orioles knocked the bluejays out and i saw a glimmer of hope on the horizon!! i am not delusional!! maybe we will win every game and the white sox will lose every game!! it would disappoint the pope but that is honestly a bonus imo 000
Reposted by you can call me alLu @rendernev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Welcome, Autumnal Equinox. The King of Autumn greets thee.🍂 121254416
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026princess diana weather?? sleeping with the windows cracked?? rain!! we are so back babey 000
Reposted by you can call me alOrrin Grey @orringrey.com · 21/09/2026No thoughts, only this bat from the opening credits of My Neighbor Totoro (1988). 71262395
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sometimes i type out a post here and then delete it bc it has 2013 tumblr vibes and is unsuited to this platform 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026its a school night* but i should have gone to the game just to see bautista again *(i am an adult with a job and not in school) 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026spent $75 on various maushold cards on ebay and then went to the baltimore bookfest what a day 001
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026dan from the orioles keeps calling me to offer free tix and sell me a package deal bc i went to 23 games this season but what dan doesnt understand is that i simply do not care for a deal. i want a last minute $20 seat that i buy when already on the lightrail whilst violating open container laws. 1144
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026im so disinterested in dating that if you use the wrong word you’ll never hear from me again. brought to you by a guy who just used “seen” when he meant “scene.” 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026ive developed such an unhealthy thing for jason sudekis 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026if this sweater im making my best friend doesnt fit him i will be devastated beyond comprehension 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026sleeping and dreaming sounds so cool i wish it was real 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 12/08/2026not to be dramatic but if the situatish doesnt text me back im going to [redacted] 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 03/08/2026if the O’s trade rutschman i should be allowed to egg albernaz’s house with no consequences. 010
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 02/08/2026me, a person with multiple large tattoos getting a new tattoo: ouch this shit fucking hurts??? 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 01/08/2026took today off work to just hang out at home and pour back into myself. was much needed and enjoyed 🌸 tomorrow i get a new tattoo after 5 years! ive had 7 for years and this will be #8. but i like 7s and 3s so i must work up to 13 now :) 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 25/07/2026im so sad about the orioles collab with lululemon bc lululemon is called that bc the owner is racist against asians and laughs about it and i hate them 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026the situationship looks like ted lasso but with a full beard and it’s no wonder im all about him 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026got my shit rocked my a migraine today so dinner was instant mac and cheese to ted lasso and it is fucked up how attractive i find that man 000
Reposted by you can call me alKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca 29595691526
Reposted by you can call me alMike Saunders 🇺🇦 @hardwaterhacker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The Milky Way over a northern Minnesota river. Looks like there's only one satellite in this photo. That's pretty unusual these days. 573428463
Reposted by you can call me alMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20378813124813
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 18/07/2026was on a 4hr facetime call with the situationship where we are exclusive and regularly dating but definitely not together except all the ways we are together 🌀 000
Reposted by you can call me alTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Women should evolve to be venomous 1024755
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026told people i was gonna cut off the situationship and im doing the exact opposite of that 😎 000
Reposted by you can call me alMonterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 11/07/2026Today, the federal government finalized a major change to the Endangered Species Act (ESA) to remove vital habitat protections for endangered species. 291089565
Reposted by you can call me almattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN 69216613417
Reposted by you can call me alTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If you have a crush on a woman you should give her $200. Women love $200. 611017
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i cleaned my kitchen and the possibilities of life feel endless 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 09/07/2026there are no strawberries in my apartment and im so sad about it 010
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 02/07/2026what if it wasnt 100 million degrees in baltimore 000
Reposted by you can call me aljenny hanniver 🌈✌🌱 @jennyhanniver.bsky.social · 30/06/2026(writing this down) 2899743207
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 01/07/2026oh i definitely messed up my right shoulder climbing 😬 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 29/06/2026to the cop sitting at the north ave bus stop can you fuck off with those lights dude im trying to sleep and also i hate you 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 27/06/2026can you believe my entire summer got jumped by noah kahan and olivia rodrigo when i hadnt even recovered from hayley williams 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 26/06/2026when one door closes another opens (cut a guy from the roster and immediately found another) 000
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 24/06/2026my dog is an older fellow and it is noticeably harder for him to jump into bed. my dad built him a ramp but he is afraid of it and he doesnt like when i lift him but im grateful i can lift him. 100
you can call me al @awilde.bsky.social · 21/06/2026oh thank fuck we won now i can be obnoxious at the cookout about that instead 000
