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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/09/2026

30 days until we wake up Green Day

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 01/09/2026

Idk, Kenny kicking out at one was a pretty great follow up

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026

Still cracking up over the idea of a movie asking "What if Scrooge had a point," because A) he didn't and B) it's not as if we haven't already had the entire run of DuckTales to explore this question

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 21/08/2026

This sucks for Ryan Hurst, but also hell yes

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 17/08/2026

The cognitive dissonance in “I don’t like watermarks because AI is claiming my own work as it’s own” is astounding

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/08/2026

as a (relatively) new parent, I feel like a lot of this could be explained by the fact that other parents are putting airtags in their kid's shoes and shit. huge props to mom and dad for letting me lie to them so I could go find out exactly how much soco you can drink without throwing up

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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/07/2026

A lot of people are going to lose all their shit because of X Money and it's important to remember that all of them can be laughed at

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/07/2026

once again I am asking for a democratic party that actually does what republicans claim they will do

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham dying to distract from the questions around if Mitch is dead is the most Lindsey Graham thing he could have done

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 07/07/2026

Yeah, but how many fifa peace prizes does Belgium have?

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

We’ve entered the period of the evening when I can’t tell whether the “it’s all over now” vagueposts are about Platner, the USMNT or McConnell.

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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Are they always like this or is Trump Sports Curse real

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Many people don’t know that Christopher Nolan’s “odyssey” is based off an Ancient story known as “my big fat Greek wedding”

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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. From Reuters, published on the Guardian website.

Lightning strikes behind the illuminated Washington Monument, as people gather to watch 250th anniversary fireworks.
Photograph: Nathan Howard/Reuters

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 24/06/2026

Imagine bringing this loser-ass energy to the party tonight lol

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 12/06/2026

Don’t focus on the number of dollars that Elon has. Focus on the number of people he’s killed

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 28/05/2026

Steam Deck price increase means really bad things for the Steam Machine pricing, doesn’t it?

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 23/05/2026

I can't in good conscience hope for Vegas to win but Mitch Marner hoisting a cup in a win over Montreal in his first year away from Toronto would be an exceptionally good bit.

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 16/05/2026

Lot’s of funny replies, but everyone ignoring the fact that they only pick englishmen. The answer is Stephen Merchant.

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 16/05/2026

Plot Twist: it’s Mario voiced by Chris Pratt

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 09/05/2026

This goes so fucking hard

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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

Democratic women are more likely than Republican men to say they could win a fight with Donald Trump
Who do you think would win in a physical fight between you and Donald Trump? (%)

Bar chart shows the following think they would win in a fight vs Trump

Dem men: 82%
Dem women: 71%
Independent men; 69%
Independent women: 46%
Republican men: 46%
Republican women: 19%

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026

I just realized who Erika Kirk’s frown reminds me of and it’s that old man puppet Jeff Dunham used to bring out

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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Spirit Halloween has the chance to do the funniest thing.

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 28/04/2026

Steam controller seems awesome, but $99 for a controller that only works with steam seems a little steep. If I could use it with my Switch and other bluetooth dongles it would be a no brainer

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 26/04/2026

The people who have spent their entire lives proving they don’t care about your wellbeing are mad that you’re not more upset that they had to hear a gunshot last night

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026

“Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right?” said Patel, spilling his Don Julio as the bottle girl feigned interest in his long, rambling story.

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Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear

WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel s...

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

BREAKING 🚨: the hang in there cat let go

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Oh man he’d better hope there are no videos of him chugging beers with Olympic hockey teams when he said he was on official business or something like that

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 17/04/2026

Amazon combining the worst streaming platform with the worst ad experience is a bold call

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 14/04/2026

These are the types of insights I subscribe for

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 12/04/2026

Given that we’re all up this morning posting about naval blockades and trade routes, I think we all owe George Lucas a massive apology

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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

i'm old enough to remember when blockading the strait of hormuz was enough for donald trump to justify wiping out an entire civilization

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 11/04/2026

OpenTofu is so awesome, I wish I would have started doing this years ago #selfhosting #homelab

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 11/04/2026

Imagine people’s reaction if AEW trotted out a celebrity during their world championship program to announce they were discounting tickets

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 11/04/2026

Summarizing Smackdown so you don’t have to watch tonight: - McAfee will cut the cringiest promo imaginable - CM Punk will pretend that he’s not the most company man imaginable - Brock is still and will always be a piece of human garbage - Seth is still around I think?

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

As I’ve said: We elected the one person in the whole world who is NOT interested in reading the President’s Daily Brief.

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Eric Fastner @ericfastner.us · 07/04/2026

Every time I see an update on what WWE is up to these days, I become that much more happy with my annual sub to MyAEW

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