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Your Pal, Ryan

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Computer toucher. Angry about it.

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30+ year SimAntless nightmare @snugcrow.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
society if cohost outlived twitter and they put adderall in the water
taur jeans.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19h
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 19h
celebrate transport fever 3, today!
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Chris Satterfield @compgeke.com · 19h
You can just do stuff and no one can stop you
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17h
@david8hughes

Wife: don't forget to pick the kids up from school

Me: it's Saturday, they're both upstairs

Wife: it's Wednesday & we have 3 kids
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 30/09/2026
love how my brain was automatically trying to find a substitute for "old crutches" as the joke developed and it snapped into place just as marge said it. really choice stuff. putting this on a flash drive in a safety deposit box
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 30/09/2026
industrial and functional? say no more
Ripley from Aliens (1986) in the power loader suit
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 28/09/2026
ha ha welp I didn't get the job guess I can relocate but jesus christ
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 28/09/2026
got an email about thotcon and was very angry someone put me on the bad con mailing list until I remembered thotcon is not slutcon
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
(trying to join in) what Jax did to Jarek wasn’t a brutality. It was a fatality. And he needs to take accountability for it.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/09/2026
pack it all up. we're done here.
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a black and white cat sitting happily in a little strawberry crocheted collar. caption reads, "i am happy because everyone loves me, and gives me lots of attention and pets me and coos over me and says how darling! so friendly! i love bobo! mwah!"
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 28/09/2026
not to be a bummer but this economy and society blows
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 28/09/2026
okay they didn't, now I just have to... hope for good news this week... or I'll have to sell my house... christ
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
been stuck in one of those pneumatic tubes for days. thought it would be a fun way to get around the base. thank god grounder had the jaws of life. thank god for him.
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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT WAS USED TO CREATE ULTIMATE YAHTZEE? The programming language: MS Visual C++ 4.1 with MFC The title/credits animation driver: Smacker! for Windows The pizza: Garlex or Lamorinda, depending on who you ask
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ren faire @lathrys.at · 27/09/2026
i’m fucking begging on my knees for people to be better haters, c’mon man
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 27/09/2026
this is some weird bot that yaps at people, it's deeply annoying
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 27/09/2026
that looks sloppy as hell but like. probably pretty decent tasting
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roman Officer: So it's important to thoroughly clean the crucifixes between each execution with hot water AND soap Roman Solider: Why is that sir? Roman Officer: To avoid cross contamination
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
it's always funny to see not just that some accounts are partly or fully automated engagement slop, but that they are also using the most expensive model provider (likely because they have no actual capacity for independent thought or technical skills)
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 09/08/2026
This is crazy. Guy down my block died in his apartment and he didn’t have any family or roommates it took a week for anyone to notice he was missing. And when cops and EMS finally got in there they discovered his Funko Pops had been eating his corpse
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope to die the way I lived: Xxxtreme 🙂‍↕️🙏
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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 26/09/2026
Do NOT bring an iced coffee to a hot coffee fight
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Dragonball fansub credits)

NO Thanks to: Miami Mike - I remeber what you did to me at DragonCon
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 26/09/2026
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A picture of a piece of old torn and aged paper label, fragile and cracked with age, that states THIS BLUESKY POSTER COMPLIES WITH AUSTRALIAN STANDARD No. PM-00 FREE FROM POSTER'S MADNESS PUBLISHED BY THE STANDARDS AS.... and the remainder is torn.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Prompt” was supposed to be “promo” and this is absolutely not AI, it’s from the artist I’ve been using for 10 years, Nathan Diffee. I understand the impulse but you are mistaken here and may in fact be the motherfucker
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/09/2026
sounding the alarm, putting up the shutters, etc.
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Weͫrͣᶰwͤoͩlfram @werwolfram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/09/2026
if this job prospect is like last job prospect, where they sent me a rejection email on a Saturday, I am going to flip my goddamn shit
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/09/2026
sorry I had to brush my teeth and take some pills between the two beats and then I forgot where my phone went
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/09/2026
get fifty percent off your first year of nordvpn with discount code NORDVPREN50
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Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/09/2026
make your personality based on a youtube series about your totems, score some sponsorships
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 26/09/2026
They should let you verify your age by giving you a random string of characters that you temporarily put on your something awful profile page.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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