Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 5hsent them a picture of me beefing a really good dcss run due to hubris and now I just know I'm gonna get a "You die..." in response to every lil blunder I make or admit for the next week 110
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 25/09/2026what is even happening in these google play reviews. is someone botting one star reviews for an app nobody cares about, or did some dweeb make a form letter for players because A New Game Wasn't 10/10 010
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 13/09/2026hell there's nothing in the game's tags that got bullshit in there that would even suggest this. google play! your app store is shit from a butt 100
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 13/09/2026the games to the left and right of this were also named shit like Bubble Shooter Classic No Ads or some shit. I bitched about steam tags a while ago but this is another level entirely. 100
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 12/09/2026also here's this incredibly accurate video of me dancing 010
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 12/09/2026forgot I never set a banner picture here. turns out it crops and doesn't let you see the full image. so, here it is! drew it during work for my boss years ago during a slow work day (I used to do dumb doodles in the cinnamon Drawing program to kill time) 120
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 11/09/2026looking at this scammer's reposts is how I learned that evidently we celebrate fat cock friday* here 210
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 05/09/2026why do they all look like this. why is that the font choice 010
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 04/09/2026this particular bot really adds some spice to the proceedings 020
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 04/09/2026some of this is that from a young age (growing up in northwest Indiana, culturally closest to Chicago) I purposefully decided to say some shit different. I'm a soda man! pop sounds dumb!! but also those percentages are hilarious. my accent is Melange 120
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 02/09/2026hey @karma-domains.bsky.social can you help me find a good domain for my clearinghouse of messy gay omegaverse fiction? have your people call my people 000
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 02/09/2026linkedin posters are like those maliciously bred dog breeds with no jaw and a genetic predisposition to pissing themselves. "oh shucks I hope nobody does this! sorry sam walton. preemptively showing my tummy to our corporate overlords". weakest people on planet earth 120
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/08/2026if bluesky decides to not turn the transparent section into black again I'm going to appear as a double dumbass! 140
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/08/2026Well, I can't say it produced the most artistic rendering possible, but it's a valid SVG that can be edited in such as Illustrator. Or by hand! It even added some nice comments in the file itself denoting which paths are which parts of the image. 110
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/08/2026This probably won't go anywhere but I could use sandwich money. fuck it we ball 100
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/08/2026as a queer person I don't want to come across as judgemental, but there's no way you look like that and choose to go by Albert. Albert at Jane Street, with the Microsoft logo. 100
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/08/2026It's good to know that this service will help me get figgies at WooCommerce. As... an intern. A senior SWE intern. Who is also a dental hygienist? Yeah, sure man. whatever. do u want thai for lunch again 100
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 26/08/2026You're right; it -hasn't- evolved from a long time. Thank god I can join lessons about it. 101
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 16/08/2026Chicago is well known for its Hispanic population but I would hesitate to say that "Chicago" is an acceptable answer for this question 010
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 11/08/2026part of me is a little relieved but, for fuck's sake, what do these people want. (it's probably me not being wrist-deep in whatever makes openAI special) 100
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 09/08/2026I feel bad for worry/ya because it scored a shitton of points but I grew up with Degenerate Scrabble Aunt so I have an excuse. it's genetic 010
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 17/07/2026glad jon told me this because I was able to open my window, walk to my neighbor, knock on their porch door and tell them to let their dog in because barking loudly at 1am is rude 010
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 12/07/2026fucking hate the google play store. everything that's not one of the big gacha games is named like Overpowered Idle Miner Hero Craft - 3D Block RPG or some shit. 100
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 07/07/2026if you're managing the bot ".6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis." that's going ham on urbandictionary, please reel it in. if you are the *person* ".6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis." on urbandictionary, please take your meds 121
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 03/07/2026I'm not actually submitting this in the form for this job-hunting website app service product. But god I want to 050
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 27/06/2026I think that if you do this you organization should be banned from posting jobs online and also you or your manager or hell, let's go a few levels up, should be sentenced to hard labor 131
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 24/06/2026god I love these dumb youtube clip channels. no shit he hacked it with his mind. keanu reeves has had psi powers ever since that incident on the set of Johnny Mnemonic! everyone knows this! he did an interview on fucking CNN about it when he stopped that bank robbery!! 240
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 24/06/2026on the phone with my mom as I complete the reference: "yeah I don't know. it just all sucks. idk if I should try to become like a HVAC technician or something." in my head: "ah, a perfectly crafted image for an audience that would find a broom closet spacious. and executed to my exacting standards" 110
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 29/05/2026well this is annoying but I have greater concerns. how the fuck does this site know if my local Inspector/JS console is open or not 120
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 27/05/2026fuck I can't believe I'm missing out on Xbox in-game experiences!! and my feedback!! 110
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 27/05/2026I see that aggressively debloating my Windows 11 install is paying off nicely 110
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 27/05/2026love this shot from the Marathon Season 2 trailer. time for stealth! *makes my whole face, body and ass look like downtown Tokyo* 110
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 23/05/2026hell. yeah. bro. all keyboards should double as home defense weapons should the fuzz come knocking when you are getting your acid phreak on pictured: one of my collection. that's aluminium babey! 110
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 23/05/2026image of the poster engaging in some light, casual gaming 131
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 21/05/2026a few weeks ago someone broke into my partner's car when it was parked on the street... by heaving an enormous chunk of concrete through the window. they took... a bag of thrifted pants. I hope they needed them 120
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 11/05/2026while researching CMSes for a job I have uncovered a terrible crime the homepage for Strapi has what looks like a header or paragraph element but each word in it is a seperate div death is too good for frontend devs 100
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 10/05/2026good news everyone! I can get Tesla-branded mezcal directly to my door with Gopuff!!! 110
Your Pal, Ryan @epsi.lon.plus · 10/05/2026this image has sent me directly to hell. they have bluesky in hell btw. it's this, Twitter or Threads 110
