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Le [they/them]

@ephant.bsky.social
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BOLDNESS IS ALL #ActuallyAutistic writer of neurodivergent & queer romance & family drama. 🇦🇺 ✍️ 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🧶 🌻 Knits socks when not #writing.

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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hiding in the room full of cultbrain bullshit books while my parents argue about whether or not their apologies for arguing are sincere enough FML the eggplant isn’t worth it
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A cool thing about visiting my parents is that my stepdad loves eggplant. Everyone I live with HATES eggplant so I rarely eat it. Gonna eat so much eggplant this weekend.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deeply distressed by the product photo for these contacts
Two blue eyes in closeup. The trouble is they’re both right eyes. Just identical eyes copied and pasted next to each other as though they’re on the same face
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seems fine
A screenshot from an Apple Watch showing the wake up schedule. Alarm is set for 04:45
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I’m like “ugh” but then other times I ride a ferry under the Sydney Harbour Bridge on a glorious September afternoon and I’m like “well dang.”
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
writing this morning and, ugh, emotional intimacy is so gross. can't my characters just stay weird and repressed forever???
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When I was growing up my parents literally had a book which listed injuries and illnesses and you could look them up and see what secret message the universe was supposedly sending you via your stubbed toe or tonsillitis.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ME AGE 11: pirates were cool, they found treasure and swore and had eyepatches and parrots ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
from the lowliest worm to the mightiest worm, the ground is home to a vast hierarchy of worms
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Every trans selfie you see here is the technology not being used for its original purpose: weird dudes grifting each other for fake money and posting bullet point summaries of 100 page self help books and arguing about age of consent laws.
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the thing where people complain about sex scenes in books because they're "unnecessary to the plot" is so weird to me. You can strip out a lot of things from a book and still follow the plot. That doesn't mean they weren't there for a reason.
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For my entire adult life I have regularly bought and consumed the Ho Mai Yum Cha frozen vegetarian spring rolls. Like I almost always have a box in the freezer at all times and have done for like 25 years. But suddenly they don’t seem to sell them anymore???
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Laina @lainasparetime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It stops being RAW milk when you COOK it lol
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s gay (not actually gay but… actually) piano show day!!!! (Several hours until I can watch it though, boo)
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Best breakfast. Microwave omelette and Meredith Dairy marinated goats cheese on toast.
A piece of toast on a plate topped with white crumbly cheese and a round omelette
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cool to get confidential patient information misdelivered to my letter box because I share the same address as a health clinic. This is fine and normal. Everyone is okay with this.
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Rory @roryreckons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Part of me does wonder if the reduced interoception found in ADHD and Autism frequently could be the result of being gaslit about your sensory concerns from a young age, where you learn to ignore your body's own signals.
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Started watching Four Hands Two Sonatas… 🥵I haven’t been queerbaited this hard since 2012 lmao
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A sign of good art is its fans feel extremely insecure and become visibly agitated when you say it doesn't seem like something you'd be interested in
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My opinion on the diagetic cross-era cover songs in My Brilliant Career is: they should have covered Australian music artists.
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
today when I was at the supermarket a packet of pasta I wanted to buy split open and spilled. So I picked up a different packet of pasta. Actually I put the split one on the floor under the shelf because otherwise the next person would pick it up and make it spill everywhere again.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
age 16: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 46: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for a functional search engine or the library or friends
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
there's this thing where sometimes when people say 'politics' they are referring to political systems and government and whatnot and sometimes when people say 'politics' they mean 'people trying to just live and not be murdered by nazis'.
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 03/08/2026
Good lord I wish some of you could read on this text based social media website.
Yeah. This is Jack Dorsey saying Twitter wants to be AT Protocol, not a product. Here we are, and that’s Bluesky in big ways, but it is also a product. People know what that logo means. Political pundits say “the Bluesky crowd,” and that signifies whatever they want it to signify. I’m just wondering if you want to break that branding in any meaningful way.

Yeah, we want to expand it. “Breaking” is maybe the wrong word, but yes, we want to expand more and more so that Bluesky means not just one thing, not just liberal politics, for example. I will point to sports as an example from the last year. We’ve made a very concerted effort to bring on sports leagues and sports writers, and it’s worked really well. There are a ton of sports conversations now on the app, and those people come here for the sports, not for the liberal politics. It’s possible to expand.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 03/08/2026
"People want cheap so companies make cheap" is ass backward, as you say. It's more "companies make crap whether it's cheap or pricey, so I may as well spend less."
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I always think I am fine right up until I realise I haven’t been for a while
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was supposed to get my hair cut/coloured more than a month ago but I had to cancel it because zip was sick. Then it was school holidays and I was away and then we came back and zip was sick again so I had to cancel again. Now my hairdresser can’t see me for another week and a half.
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Horrificallie @grissallia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"We're currently experiencing higher-than-usual call volumes" Same thing when I called yesterday, so this seems like usual call volumes?
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cartoon.
Scene is women's public toilets. A woman in a shirt saying 'TERF PATROL" is on a ladder peering over a locked door into a cubicle. She's saying "Just checking your genitalia to make sure you're not one of those creepy perverts who lurk in women's toilets"
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
disregulated morning because I didn't sleep well and, you know, life and shit and I'm running out of zip's eye drops so I went to the pharmacy and my script is missing the cc so I couldn't get the drops and now I'm crying again
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/07/2026
Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) on twitter: "Furious, I storm into the men’s bathroom where an asshole wrote “call for a good time” & my number. What an utter bastard I mutter, as I take out my pen to scribble out “call” and replace it with “text”"
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 27/07/2026
AusAlert is Australia’s new national warning system, which will send emergency messages to mobile devices during local and widespread disasters.
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🚩SofiaRune 🏴 @sofiarune.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
PSA: Neurodiversity includes mental illnesses. Including the scary ones.
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Going to be on a bus during the AusAlert test window and I am NOT looking forward to it
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Victoria Duncan @victoriaduncan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I've been reading lots of advice on surviving workplaces and one thing that has been really important for me as an autistic person is learning to balance warmth and competence. Vanessa Van Edwards writes about these as opposite ends of a spectrum of how people present in the workplace.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 25/07/2026
Same.
velma from scooby doo looking for her glasses
My subtitles. I can hear without my subtitles
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The other day I went upstairs and my 10 year old informed me that he had done his own laundry because something of his was dirty and he wanted to wear it. It’s not that hard.
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Grodaeu @groda.eu · 23/07/2026
The flip for a billion is even more obvious. A million dollars is enough money. So the choice is enough money or a 50% chance of a totally meaningless sum that will turn you into Elon Musk sitting 22h per day on the internet going "hehe Grok make it really rude, hehe"
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don’t know enough about things to follow much about the whole Catholic Schism thing but this is what I’m getting from it…
Regina George leaning forward “So you agree? You don’t recognise papal supremacy?”
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I do rather feel that they are attempting to set themselves up as sovereign citizens of Catholicism which, like, we already have they're called Protestants you can break away from the Catholic Church and do whatever you want, buddy. be the Henry VIII you wish to see in the world
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.
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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My parents are addicted to digital colour-by-number. They spend multiple hours every day staring at tablet screens and tapping with a stylus to fill in colour on AI generated pictures.
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Le [they/them] @ephant.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Apparently Jetstar expected me to pay extra to sit next to my own child on the plane wtf
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