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SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hmm this didn’t work for me
Asking Google AI which days of the week contain the word ASS. It gives a nonsense answer and then provides a link to a seventh day Adventist article about the long term effects of anal sex
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is this a jojo reference
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chris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/11/2025
Car Size xkcd.com/3167/
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I love you
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
across all wikipedias in all languages, vietnamese wikipedia's "game boy" article is the only place that uses the public domain shots of hillary clinton as a tetris addict taken on air force one
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 08/10/2025
Your periodic reminder that you have the right to find out why your health insurer denied your claim. We built a tool to help you do it: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
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Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Honestly loving this new Taylor album
Just wait till you see my dick
Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick
Wait till you see my dick
Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
going for snacks after bedtime
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Cycling is pretty much this dangerous anywhere in the US.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2025
they’re making the mice sexier
screenshot of a news article banner from abc news: yogurt makes mice slimmer, sexier - abc news
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 24/09/2025
I FOUND IT
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I love m!ch!gan it’s one of the sufjan stevens albums of all time
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
the one trick mods don’t want you to know
A Bluesky appeal for suspension. The reason for appeal is a line from Mean Girls:
I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Ok PBS just let David Brooks say that his friends texted him “this is our George Floyd”
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Radical Ross @rcubed.us · 18/10/2024
Old Game Boy ads were wild.
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stay away from my purse, stephen miller! @millerstevenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Almost comical that Charlie Kirk was killed in a chronically online turf war between the Kirk gang and the Fuentes gang while referring to gang violence.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had
screenshot of a tweet of mine from like 2013: "if you turn the k-state logo sideways it looks like a bird ventriloquist"two replies from the same person:

Go get a real job and leave Bill Snyder alone. You were born and raised in Louisville, Kentucut. Go fuck yourself

You Bumpkin Fuck
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 11/09/2025
there has to be a moral to this story
article screenshot

headline: Toronto man wakes from nap to find himself falsely accused online of killing Charlie Kirk

subhead: "I was sort of shocked," said the 77-year-old Toronto man who was wrongly accused on social media of killing Kirk.

article features a photo of a college campus being closed by a police using yellow caution tape
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
Photo of a bookmark from McDonalds featuring Mayor McCheese that reads 

Please use me as your bookmark
'cause I fly into a rage whenever I see someone fold the corner of a page.
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Aaron Weiss (no relation) @aweiss.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
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Theprogressive ✊️ @treadres.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 06/09/2025
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
theatlantic.com
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20/08/2025
girl1: My horny ass couldn't be a brain surgeon 💀💀

girl2: What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Seduction is for the ones who can deliver it 😏
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I can’t tell if they’re meant to be festive but they look so cozy 🥰
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
roses are red the grass might be greener;
a tube meat of sorts held open with a speculum as hot sauce is poured down the hole of said wiener
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
What is wrong with austin why is school starting today 😭
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This is the most civil discourse theoretically possible congrats ❤️
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 21/06/2025
my bandmate found the most cursed object on facebook marketplace: a cpd land acknowledgment medallion. is it located in the suburbs? yes! does the seller have a punisher pfp? you betcha!
cpd arrowhead medallion with the city of chicago seal on it the back of the the arrowhead medallion, which reads “the chicago police department is in charge of protecting the citizens and visitors of the city of chicago. this metropolitan area is located on the ancestral lands of indigenous tribes, including the council of the ‘three fires,’ comprised of the ojibwe, odawa, and potawatomi nations. also included are the miama, ho-chunk, menominee, sac, fox, kickapoo, and illinois nations. the chicago police department recognizes these tribes as the first protectors of this land and honor their memory with this symbolic arrowhead.”
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Aaaaaaalviiiiiiiiiiiiiin
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I know this is stupid and bad but ig I’m just easily annoyed sorry 🥺
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Fascism is obviously more terrible for me than liberalism but at least fascists don’t pretend to help me as they spit on me
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I understand infighting is counterproductive but it’s kind of hard to sympathize with your oppressors when they don’t want to change the system of oppression Yeah common interest right now but as long as the systems of oppression stay in place it’s hard to be motivated eh
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I love profit based propaganda I hate so much about this The dems are stupid and evil yet incredibly self righteous The republicans are even more openly evil And the leaders of both sides are filthy rich and/or geriatric
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Damn wasn’t expecting a midsommer reference in aharen san lmao
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I can’t believe we still have people in current year that pretend that culture isn’t habitually stolen from black americans
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I was talking to someone about a paper I wrote about racial exploitation in jazz and kpop and they told me “making it all about race misses the art” so when I said artists need food and to not be lynched they said “well there are some famous black people and also chet baker is important to jazz”
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/05/2025
i think it kicks ass that the computer is giving people schizophrenia. i only wish it could also devastate the environment while doing so
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Average carney fanboy tbh
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“Oh no civil unrest is bad we need to operate within the system” “In the french revolution the real villains were the proletariat because they killed people” “Genocide is bad but have you considers that they fought back? Ig they weren’t so innocent after all…” - a liberal in the wild
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Endolite @endolite.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’m excited to see public backlash affect government policy for ai so that we stop rampant abuse After all it worked so well with - cars - civil right - vietnam - the middle east - palestine - climate change - social media - king george iii
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