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@emslead.bsky.social
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A very elaborate figment of your imagination. (she/they/he/any)

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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The little umbrella?
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
August reads! #Booksky
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#GoodLunch Beef donair, caesar salad, peanut butter cheesecake.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10/08/2026
KEEP BULLYING THEM IT WORKS
wired.com
The AI Slop Backlash Is Actually Having an Impact
Platforms are finally recognizing that people don’t want to consume AI slop. A growing number of sites and apps now have tools and policies to flag, label, and ban AI-generated content.
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck I feel so stupid now.
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I just got a call from a private number, assumed it was my parents, it wasn't. They said hello is this Emma. I was confused and said yes then they hung up and now im scared i got scammed somehow.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/07/2026
men when christopher nolan casts a non-white actor: that is not ACCURATE they were all WHITE men when emily wilson points out christopher nolan’s inaccuracies: oh come on it’s just a film it can’t be 100% faithful to the original
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 28/07/2026
Tech CEOs warn Chinese AI could destroy the world faster than American AI can
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Tech CEOs warn Chinese AI could destroy the world faster than American AI can
SILICON VALLEY - American Tech CEOs issued a chilling warning that Chinese AI models have the potential to destroy the world more quickly and more cheaply than their American counterparts.
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 28/07/2026
Books in libraries and indie bookstores > books in warehouses to train generative AI
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/07/2026
This is Beily. He was miraculously found alive under rubble 29 days after the Venezuela earthquakes. He has since been reunited with his 11-year-old human Victoria and is expected to make a full recovery. 14/10 for all (TT: fuerzavzla1)
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
honestly i think buckaroos consider a daily gratitude practice to be some overwhelmingly difficult thing and really it is just this. very nice work bud
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 23/07/2026
Know what's cool? When you ask a bookseller or librarian instead of a chatbot for a book recommendation or for more information about xyz, they provide you with actually useful information. And then when you read those recs, you form your own thoughts. Just sayin' 🤷‍♀
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me too! Glad someone didn't get scammed.
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yeah it wasn't great! He was very nice and recptive to being told the amish man wasn't real though.
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Saved an old man from buying a book sold by an AI Amish man at work today.
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Shani 🫧🧙🏽‍♀️ @mom4medicare4all.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DbCJF4Dtf4...
From artist’s image description under their IG post

Image description: a multi-colored illustration on a green background. Across the top and bottom reads in white handwritten all caps type, "I wish you all would love disabled people like you love disabled animals." In the center is an illustration of Jimothy, a raccoon with a spinal syndrome (SSS) that gives him a shortened torso. Surrounding him are different illustrated accents and flowers. To the side, reads the artist credit @CourtneyAhnDesign.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 21/07/2026
News In Photo:
Canadians just so goddamn tired of this bullshit
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love that every year or so a new silly little creature emerges and brings the whole internet together in peace and harmony
Moo deng the pygmy hippo and jimothy the raccoon
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 18/07/2026
Trump incensed at Canadian wildfires for not blowing smoke up his ass
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Trump incensed at Canadian wildfires for not blowing smoke up his ass
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President Donald Trump is furious at Canadian wildfires blowing smoke everywhere but up his ass.
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 14/07/2026
If you need a space to find and build community, your indie bookshop and public library may be just what you are looking for 💕
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 14/07/2026
There are no jobs for teens, they’re not allowed to hang out anywhere in public, time to criminalize being bored
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Anne Elias @woodsfern.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is Taco Bell growing their own lettuce? No. They get their lettuce from companies like Taylor Farms (that has 1/3 of the market *including hospitals*). This is deflection on the part of the federal government, which specifically cut funding for food safety screening/testing.
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🥲
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Happy Birthday Mivx!!!
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Luke Landherr (aka Dante Shepherd) @danteshepherd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If Spain and France are tied at the end of regular time in the semifinal, they should just promote Andorra to the final
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
updated for the modern times
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 06/07/2026
Male Loneliness Crisis temporarily solved by World Cup
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Male Loneliness Crisis temporarily solved by World Cup
NORTH AMERICA - The much-discussed epidemic of male loneliness has reportedly been resolved, for just the duration of the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FIFA announces that team USA can use their hands “just if they need to”
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Good effort Canada, still proud of you!
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 02/07/2026
Man suffering heat stroke told not to complain about the heat because it often snows in January
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Man suffering heat stroke told not to complain about the heat because it often snows in January
TORONTO - Local man Kevin Meyer, debilitated by the effects of high temperatures, has been repeatedly told by friends and family not to complain about the heat because several months from now the weat...
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 02/07/2026
Reminder: Reading is for everyone! No matter our age, where we live, accessibility requirements, income, or interests, reading is for all 💕
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
June reads!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/06/2026
This is Gorda. She was reunited with her family after being spotted on a livestream of fans celebrating a Mexico World Cup win. "I wanted to cry, to laugh, to hug her and even to scold her," Garcia said of their reunion. "While we were worried looking for her, she was out partying!" 12/10
screenshot of Gorda being held up in the arms of a person in a team Mexico jersey who is celebratingscreenshot of a Facebook post from May 27. translated from Spanish, the pup's owner Ale Garcia asks friends and neighbors to help her find Gorda, the tan pup. the post includes a photo of Gorda smiling at the camera. screenshot of Ale holding Gorda in one arm and raising another in celebration. text on screen says from a post by Ale reads "life is good Mexico won and my dog I found her after a long time for a live jsjsjsjsjs thanks for the messages she's already home and we're going to take her to the vet"
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/06/2026
Gay teen moves to Toronto, must once again live in closet #PrideMonth
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Gay teen moves to Toronto, must once again live in closet
TORONTO – A gay teen who recently moved to Toronto has been dismayed to learn that she will once again be living in a closet – this time, literally.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Just struggled to figure out what 3+3 equaled. How is everyone else doing g today?
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
good - going for a hike tomorrow with a buddy bad - going with buddy and not dad means it's a harder hike lol ugly - we are leaving my house around 3:45am, meaning I have to get up at 2:30ish
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el!!!✨ @mushroomstairs.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
reading is awesome
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Bird 🌲 @birdwarde.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Introducing........ The Pigeon Bag!!!! 🎉🐦 Available for preorder this Saturday, National Pigeon Day! 🪶
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Knowing how beloved this franchise is and how grateful an artist could be if they were sélecteur and in charge of the cover art, for it to have been made with AI of all things in the end ... This is crazy, c'est catastrophique.
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pretty good morning so far.
An orange, pink and purple gradient sunrise over a hill. A deer grazing near a sidewalk.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/06/2026
i love how insane everyone is now
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast
Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Grandpa Simpson talking the children of springfield
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Ems @emslead.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Turns out my bear spray has been out of date for four years. Guess I should replace that before I go into the mountains next week.
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