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Emily/Will Gotobed

@emilygtb.bsky.social
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Generally likes and does comedy. Also Maths and games, they're cool too. Somewhere between agender and trans, any pronouns. Still asexual, that's been constant.

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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 54m
Does annoy me them advertising bad American comedies and TV shows on Mock The Week.
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What's in the Box? @whtsnthbx.bsky.social · 2h
WHAT'S IN THE BOX? returns to the Cosy Club on Sunday November 1st at 4pm as part of Nottingham Comedy Festival. Your contestants are: 📦 LIZZY LENCO 📦 KITTY MESSALINA 📦 JONNY BROOK Get your tickets HERE! wegottickets.com/f/23687
Kitty Messalina, Jonny Brook and Lizzy Lenco emerging from boxes.
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Partial MacLaureate @15schaa.bsky.social · 5h
I can relate heavily to woodpeckers bc sometimes I, too, feel like smashing my face into a tree 12,000 times a day
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 5h
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 14h
Just £18 more and we reach another run of numbers and I get to kick my feet gleefully. #ROBOTcar
£6,771 of £30,000
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 03/10/2026
What is Katie's hidden talent?
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second best time is now" is clearly bogus. If we're allowing times in the past, the second best time is 19 years ago
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning.
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Partial MacLaureate @15schaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really hope my partner-in-crime never meets my brother-in-law, they would NOT get on
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨 Please boost, read, and sign if you want to support ✍️ OPEN LETTER: Pause the national rollout of AI-mediated tutoring in England's schools docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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OPEN LETTER: PAUSE THE NATIONAL ROLLOUT OF AI-MEDIATED TUTORING IN ENGLAND’S SCHOOLS
OPEN LETTER To the Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP, Prime Minister, and the Rt Hon Lucy Powell MP, Secretary of State for Education The Department for Education has announced plans to develop, what it calls, “...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons
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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The problem with knowing the next TM lineup is going back into the state of perpetually going "they'd be good" but now I have to wait half a year minimum for them to be on.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My book is out in 9 days!!
Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie, my debut hardcover collection of comics, is out October 6th. In this photo, you can see it erupting from my chest like a baby alien. I recovered from my wounds but only barely
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
worst feeling is when you wake up early on the weekend but realize you are still murdered from the night before
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you're having problems using the sex robot, try turning yourself off and on again.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026
Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what do you mean rock and roll all night? but when will you get your eight hours?
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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's funny about Ace Attorney is that, no matter how evil the villain is, they will always be destroyed by the power of facts and logic.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just found out you can draw a circle around Bowser
I just found out you can draw a circle around Bowser
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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you went back to 2017 and told people that one of the new Bake Off hosts would stay on for the next 9 years and the other role would change twice in that timespan, 80% of people are assuming Sandi Toksvig is still there.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always struggle financially in the last week of the month. Currently have £3.33 to last until 2nd Oct. Disabled, diabetic and day-to-day life is hella expensive. Any mutual aid greatly appreciated as always x paypal.me/frizfrizzle ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle
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Pay Stephen Frizzle using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/FrizFrizzle and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you went back to 2017 and told people that one of the new Bake Off hosts would stay on for the next 9 years and the other role would change twice in that timespan, 80% of people are assuming Sandi Toksvig is still there.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir theonion.com/princess-diana-release…
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
‘I’m Done Being Silent,’ Says Former Royal
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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dual screening Taskmaster with Tomodachi Life.
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Charlie Brooker @charliebrooker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here. Have this.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh no, the train announcer just said we have to change for rugby but I haven't brought my kit.
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
A couple trees in my yard were throwing birds at each other
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/09/2026
NYCC booth 3560!!! the C&H crew is coming out. we'll be drawing weird sketches for you all weekend
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Holly 🍕👨🏻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello this is Torpedo and Periscope
Very close up photo of a black and white kitten’s face.A brown tabby kitten resting against my chest.
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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Things we’ve been shouted at for - a non-exhaustive (but somewhat exhausting) list: - Expecting people to fill in an application before working for us - Paying people an industry standard rate for their work - Pieces not applying to the individual complaining, specifically
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are putting together a mammoth crowdfunder for the next season of It’s a Superpower?? I cannot stress how much we will need everyone’s help, ideas, hype and if people have any spare, cash. We need to raise £30k per season & that currently feels so far beyond impossible it’s overwhelming.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Quack quack” "Quack’s quack?” “Quack” “Quack quack? “Quack quack quack!” #knockknockforducks
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, copic marker, and colored pencil.

A man in a sweater vest carefully walks through a field of wild flowers. He’s concerned about accidentally stepping on his colleague so he calls out, “Don’t wanna stomp ya out. Clap so I know where you’re at.” Beneath the flowers we see a very teeny man, also in a sweater vest, clapping to make his location known. Their plan works. No one is stomped. 

The meaning of this piece is open to interpretation. If we don’t take the scene literally, the smaller man could be a version of the larger man that exists somewhere in his subconscious. A part of him that needs to make itself known so it isn’t forgotten (or stomped out). Artist’s note: I usually start off drawing with no plan to turn it into a “comic” or whatever this is. For this one I started by just sketching flowers. I think originally I had dozens of little creatures clapping before simplifying it into the final version.
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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"as trumpet"
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
kind of broke up with my doctor and now he’s demanding that i give my surgery back
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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I like the bit of Gogglebox where the voice-over introduces any pair of people who aren't related as "good friends" like they're a gay couple in the 70s.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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