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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 22h

I really hope my partner-in-crime never meets my brother-in-law, they would NOT get on

Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

First of all, this ketchup butty is delicious. It's really unhealthy, but I love the texture. That's what I call a condiment sandwich.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tollund Man hearing our bullshit and threatening to jump back in the bog: Don't make me re-peat myself

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was today years old when I found out the four gospels are not about a calculus exam and three toilets. I always thought they were called Math You Mark, Loo, Can, John.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh no, the train announcer just said we have to change for rugby but I haven't brought my kit.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yesterday the driver of the train I was on gave us a little quiz question. Just something to get people talking. And I want more of that, please. You're a cool guy, Mark the train driver.

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I hate people who are into acupuncture. Always acting holier-than-thou.

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

screw motivational mix i need my bangers downright delusional

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When you stay at my place, you're treated like a member of the family. Your food bowl and litter tray are in the hall.

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

How flooded does a zoo have to be before they give up and rebrand as an aquarium

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The MrBeast book might be literarily the worst thing ever

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

why are we doomed as mortal men to wipe our ass then shit again

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"No. This is something I must do alone." I nobly declare as my ever-loyal squire follows me towards the door of the toilet cubicle

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

sitting in the front passenger seat and pretending im driving a big american truck down the wrong side of the road, endangering the lives of many

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Once had a nightmare about getting downvoted on Reddit. Fuck I need to get out of the house more

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

what the FUCK does "multitask in a haze of glory" mean. we're just saying anything in adverts now are we

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Clearing storage on my phone by starting a thread of images I've had for longer than I can remember why

mobile game ad that insists you RUB DOWN TO START

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Make a band smelly, why don't ya The Dung Beatles Stink Floyd Durian Durian Green Bin Day The BO-52s Wet Dog Wet Dog Wet Dog UBFilthy Whiffy Clyro And so on and so forth

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Forgive me, Father, for I have no idea what I'm doing

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

what the hell is this guy so desperate to get away from

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Natalie V. @nvbinder.io · 29/08/2026

Look if God wanted us to have endless free energy he would have put a giant nuclear reactor in the sky

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nat @natyougn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

do you think spiders use mascara to make their legs look longer

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Alan Machnik @alanmachnik.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Who called it a 'Condom' and not 'Dater Protection'?

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you get bitten by a drunk guy, you can counteract it by taking a shot of their own vodka

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm so good at gaming I can even do it with my eyes closed (10% of the time and in roughly 200 ms bursts)

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

*takes out my handy portable geometer, blotting out the sun and plunging the nation into inky blackness* yep, it's still planet-sized

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I bet the grass is probably greener on the road less travelled. Someone should inform the council.

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Please, Dr Jones was my father's name. I'm not a doctor.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

[holding my wife's wedding ring as we emerge from a Tunnel of Hate in a goose-shaped paddle boat] what do you mean because of my over-reliance on meta humour and outdated sitcom tropes?

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

siblings or dating (i never saw it)

Bananas in Pyjamas - idk the lore but if they aren't related then they are 1000% fucking

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Filip @ftw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

But if you close your eyes, how am I gonna be an optometrist about this?

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Worried I might be becoming an incel because I honestly cannot be fucked anymore

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I know where you live. I know why you live and I know *how* you live, too. Mate, I'm so sorry. Do you need to talk?

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I hate walking around with headphones in but no pockets, phone in my hand looking like this mf

An Old from Doctor Who, with a communication sphere in his hand attached to his face with a cord

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

do what you love and you'll never post a day in your life

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You carrot more honey with vinegar than the stick and I stronk I'm having a thing

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I can't stand any of this new-fangled technology we have these days. Or any of that old-fangled stuff either. Or soft-fangled, high-fangled, green-fangled... Basically just stop fangling things.

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Officer I was only trying to get into the Hanukkah spirit when I threw that mazeltov cocktail

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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Alright guys, own up, who took a little nibble out of the Earth?

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Be smart. Only pick the fights you know you can win. NEVER pick on someone your own size.

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

ASMR: Brian Cox (not that one) cooks you a tortilla (not that one) and gives you CBT (not that one)

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Barkton Overcoates @15schaa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

🎵 And I'm on my knees looking for the answer, 🎵 Are we Moomin, or are we Clanger?

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