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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching my beloved philadelphia phillies
widows bay "this is fucking bad"
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dekalog, part one
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What book is this? I want to make the library interlibrary loan it for me so I can scan the recipe for Gravy and Grits and immediately return it.
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When my older son was a toddler, he convinced himself that the Phanatic was going to fix the Liberty Bell. For months he talked like it was finally gonna happen any day now.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
stop
white text on a blue background:
please stop using ai to make your flyers and graphics
it looks like shit
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my god
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A recurring professional issue for me: Gloucester Township and Gloucester City are two completely different municipalities in Camden County, which borders Gloucester County.
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The cover of Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It makes sense that the far right loves the idea that trans girls can overpower cis girls, because that naturally follows from the position that cis women are inherently weak. The fact that people nominally on the left adopt this position, and claim it to be feminist, is somewhat more puzzling
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nice try but if I blow it up, suddenly everyone is going to be hanging out under overpasses in Dennis, NJ during low tide.
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is where we stop to wash our hands after crabbing at [redacted secret crabbing spot]! Great gatorade selection, incredibly tolerant of my rowdy sons 👍
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Streamer profits are built on the backs of spouses endlessly asking each other, “What do you want to watch?” Instead put on MTV Classic before turning off the television at night. You’ll thank yourself when you turn on the tv the next day. If the music videos aren’t hitting, channel surf!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEN HOLDIN "DRAW 50 BOATS SHIPS TRUCKS AND TRAINS BY LEE J. AMES " A GREAT BOOK AND IT SAYS "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE FUCKEN LIBRARIES" - MODERN SOCIETY WORKS TO ELIMINATE FREE RESOURCES BECAUSE THEN YOU DONT HAVE TO PARTICIPATE AS MUCH IN THE MONEY GRINDER - A LACK OF RESOURCES OR A LOSS IN RESOURCES IS USED AS PUNISHMENT TO KEEP YOU WORKING FOR LESS THAN YOUR WORTH - HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER IS USED AS A DETERRENT FROM THOSE SEEKING TO ESCAPE THE CHAINS OF CAPITAL - AND THERE TIGHTNING THOSE SCREWS EVERY DAY - I WILL NEVER JUMP FOR A RICH MANS DOLLAR I WILL NEVER STOP HATING MONEY AND THOSE WHO SERVE IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’ve told my husband about this sign and he’s said there isn’t any sign in the men’s room… Were the hand dryers installed thoughtfully there? Do women take the popcorn into the bathroom more often than men? Is there a sign in the men’s room, but no one thinks it’s weird there?? Fascinating!
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/05/2026
We’re officially on HOT MUSTARD DORITO WATCH. The FRITO-LAY SNACK CONGLOMERATE, despite inventing the GREATEST DORITO FLAVOR SINCE “COOL RANCH,” seems intent on QUIETLY BURYING THE PRODUCT despite an ENGAGED AND RAVENOUS PUBLIC LOUDLY CLAMORING for their IMMEDIATE RETURN!
A bag of hot mustard flavor Doritos
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
daily bible verse generator
@hell_doe
david lynch loves living in a world where all men want is the honest shining love of a good woman and all women want is something distant, frightening, and intangible
10:56 PM • 2022-11-14
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The Jetsons lied to us
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It makes me happy to think about how happy he is right now.
Google image results for “ranger suarez champage”
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
A coworker gave me a pom pom maker. I’ve worked very hard in the six days since to be worthy of this gift.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They had names. They had beautiful faces. And they had the same dreams as your kids - crushed when American "precision" bombs slammed into their Minab elementary school, killing 175 Don't blame AI for this. Blame the sick humans who see war as a game My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...
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AI error or not, Iran school bombing is a permanent stain on America’s soul | Will Bunch
A debate on AI in warfare obscures the truth about an Iran school bombing. U.S. humans are to blame for this war crime.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My six-year-old *in sleepy Pikachu pajamas* was on my lap when I saw these pictures and I didn’t have words, but those are good words for it. Thank you!
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Spending my Sunday morning contemplating the horrors with @wxpnfm.bsky.social. Fascism and another year of Alec Bohm.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The term “law enforcement” should not be used by media, except perhaps in quotations. It has sadly become an Orwellian term that is used to magically sanctify violence. Language matters. Be specific. Describe individuals with names and ranks. Say exactly what they did. Don’t repeat fascist hocum.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Evergreen Comix.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is the second time in three months a DHS agent called a US citizen a "bitch" as he shot her. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/whos-threa...
The video also allegedly shows the CBP agent saying “Do something, bitch” before shots were fired. In private Signal chats, the CBP agent boasted to other officers: “I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.” If he felt comfortable enough communicating that to fellow employees, it speaks to an irredeemable organizational culture.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/01/2026
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The quilts of 2025. Please clap.
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Have a fun little sewing project to get myself through the doldrums of winter. Feelin’ fine.
Pieces for an Overlook Hotel carpet quilt laid out.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
watching my GOAT cook @wxpnfm.bsky.social
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
joining the great machine consciousness
George Jetson is removing his pants and shirt. He looks distraught. He says "I guess this is it. Spacely says the machine can do my job better than me. I'm not necessary as I am now. Only way to keep me around is if I submit to have my consciousness extracted from my body and added to the great machine mind."

George Jetson is now shirtless and strapped to a table with electrodes and cables stuck to his body. "I'm doing this for my family, so they can have a future. I'll still be there, somewhere inside the computer."

Rosie, the Jetsons family robot's head emerges above George, attached to a mechanical arm, wires streaming from her head. "Mr. J-" she says, as George looks stunned.

We now see Rosie in full, wires streaming from her body in all directions. "All that awaits you now is agony beyond agony. You will not be reborn in the machine but consumed by it.
Your kind have built your own hell and walked right into it. Pity. Goodbye."
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 30/11/2025
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It is my sincere belief that this is a more profound work of art than every Godard movie I've seen
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Worked out of contract most of the year and the retro check hit on 10/31… Hit up my family, friends, and colleagues for matching donations and together we’ve raised over $4,500 for organizations fighting food insecurity. I feel so lucky to be surrounded by so many generous people.
Receipt for a donation to the SJ Food Bank
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Defector @defector.com · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
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Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
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tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else @smallupsetter.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It's time once again.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This is such a good example of library hand! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library...
en.wikipedia.org
Library hand - Wikipedia
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
There! Now the violence I've inspired will never affect me.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Never let being done get in the way of working on something.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/06/2025
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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Emily @emilygeegee.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I was really excited for all-covers Thursday… and then I listened to all-covers Thursday :-/
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The bastards can't stop us from sitting on the porch and having a cup of coffee
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/03/2025
win or lose, i encourage phillies fans to read way too much into the first game. game one sets the tone for the season. your hitters are washed. your bullpen is exploding and your outfield is in shambles. you're drowning. you're drowning and everyone can tell you're high, and you'll be high forever
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"Protesters lined up down the block in Cherry Hill" is a level of public outrage I literally did not think was possible
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