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Emily Egan

@emilyegan.bsky.social
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America’s favorite late-night dybbuk

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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're not a real New Yorker if you don't subscribe to @hellgatenyc.com.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and miles to scroll before i sleep
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Billy M.T. @billymt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So physical media is important after all, WHOODATHUNK
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 18/06/2024
who endures a pineapple and has ennui
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm a single issue voter and the issue is trans rights, because if someone is against them you can extrapolate the rest of their dogshit politics with pinpoint accuracy
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Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Graham Platner shouldn't be a United States Senator -- and neither should Susan Collins -- and I really really hope there's a way for both of those things to be true.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
History repeats itself - first as a 30 Rock bit, then as government policy
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Howell Jenkins's Collarbones @erceldoune.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
uh sorry if this is a false alarm but is the the toast back on-line? am I hallucinating?
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I collect spores, molds and fungus.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
Wu Tang performance led to a literal swap in gameplay between the Spurs and Knicks. A hard NYC reset if you will.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 11/06/2026
The Athletic’s live blog had good insights from reporters.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I do blame Trump for the Knicks stuff by the way. He’s such a unique vibesmonster. Just a succubus of any and all joy. A sleep paralysis demon that takes anything that looks like light and turns it into the visage of death. He is intent on haunting anywhere happiness appears for even a second.
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Emily Egan @emilyegan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Fireworks on the LES, because hell fucking yes!!!!
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Knicks 2, Spurs Nun
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/04/2026
Let me tell you something…. The New Yorkers believe in two things Bacon egg and cheese And plastic surgery
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
The thing about Chappelle’s “I was just making jokes” plea is that he brought Elon Musk out on stage, so y’know.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline
US President Donald Trump says the US Navy would immediately start blockading the Strait of ⁠Hormuz and would also interdict every vessel in international waters that had ⁠paid a toll to Iran.

https://aje.news/x545rk
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/04/2026
out in the road today I saw a rasta flag on a cybertruck a little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back
A rasta flag on a cybertruck
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
An important thing to remember on Opening Day is that however your team did today, that is how they will do all year.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Potterheads, I hope the nostalgia was worth crushing little girls' dreams you nostalgia fucking twats. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
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Transgender women and girls must leave Girlguiding by early September
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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems with the quote "holy shit i'm gonna cum"
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 14/03/2026
“Jews are overrepresented in the media.” No, no, no, you’re thinking of cops. Cops are overrepresented in the media.
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Half of US broadcast network dramas are about cops
Perhaps one reason why America’s national reckoning on police brutality took so long to arrive is because TV is conditioning its citizens to view cops as reliable heroes.
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Ty Burr @tyburr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
JFC
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Even if AI could write a novel what problem has been solved? The problem of knowing what you’re reading was written by another person? Who loves reading novels but hates the part where your mind briefly and mysteriously touched another?
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The perfect headline doesn’t exi…
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Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change
Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/02/2026
As Black History Month begins, we honor the generations of Black New Yorkers who built this city into the “gorgeous mosaic” we call home. Today, we reflect on the words of Mayor David Dinkins: our city’s first Black mayor (and a democratic socialist!).
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It’s like if Teapot Dome, Watergate, Kent State, Credit Mobilier, and Iran Contra had all happened in the same week.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
bars
screenshot of text from Adam Serwer in The Atlantic: "The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive - because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force."
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
whats some good movies that involve a lot of nazis dying
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Emily Egan @emilyegan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Big Fish with Big Naturals
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 16/01/2026
Now this, THIS is true Nazi shit— force the üntermenschen to feed you a fine meal, then you send them off to the camps
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king's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
become ungovernable
a harry potter hedwig lego set but it’s used to make a moby dick scene with moby dick underneath the pequod
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
ESPECIALLY NOW in a world completely drowning in propaganda and misinformation and disinformation it is SO IMPORTANT to cite our sources and ask people to do so as well. We HAVE to know where information comes from and we have to always be firm about asking.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026
American history is just 'you let a motherfucker shenan once and sure enough they'll shenan again' ad infinitum Actions need to have consequences
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 02/01/2026
Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji sitting at the inauguration. He's smiling. She's gazing towards the camera with her head tilted and a look of quiet regard? judgement? amusement? on her face.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
nyc at 11:59: the mayor 😤🤬 nyc at 12:00: the mayor 🤩🥵
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
Cybertruck Owners Only
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Had an issue stopping my Cybertruck from a low speed the other day and had to make a choice to crash it or risk going tumbling down a mountain to probable death. Sucks to see, but it held up well and only a few minor scrapes and bruises.
Still going over every choice made and trying to understand why it would not stop and was gaining speed from 5 mph to 12+ while on the brakes. ABS was probably hurting more than helping on this 26° downhill angle. Hoping to be able to talk to someone at Tesla as I have the crash recorder data already.

[cybertruck upside down like the shitty little brick it is
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404 Media @404media.co · 23/12/2025
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/12/2025
it must have felt so good to be the digital media manager when the word came down to unschedule the piece from the 60 minutes feed but no one said anything about unscheduling it from the international website
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Jeff Betten @jeffbetten.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This came to me in a dream
30 Rock meme but with Counting Crows
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