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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 05/09/2026

We don’t deserve Pablo Torre. He’s the best journalist in sports - it’s not even close - and he makes a fraction of what the Big Network pays. Feels like the Mark Walter situation is going to blow up sports a little bit.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

You misspelled "wine box".

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 03/08/2026

While I’m incredibly proud to have attended Muir, Revelle would have been a lovely consolation. Love that my alma mater is so involved in the biological sciences that mean so, so much to our future. #ucsd

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

early bird: (hits snooze) worm : omg thank fuck

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 30/07/2026

Just fails the most basic standard of human decency and yet 48% of the voters would pick him again.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 24/07/2026

The claim “Donald Trump recharges at night by inserting his head into his butthole” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that his head does not frequent his ass.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 24/07/2026

Elon is the poster child for “not all rich people are smart.” He is a living reminder that only the pathological pursuit of greed is a reliable indicator of top tier wealth.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sometimes all you need is a BLT
B: Quit your job
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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 20/07/2026

This stupid, fat fucking stain on humanity. Posing for a photo he has no business in - ruining it - while also not having the dignity to avoid public appearances while his war gets people killed. Fuck him well into the afterlife.

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

Aragorn and Theoden talking before the final journey to Minas Tirith in Rrturn of the King (3 panels)

Theoden: 6,000 spears, less than half of what is hoped for

Aragorn: hey check it out, I found two more

Theoden: 6,002 spears. More than half of what is hoped for

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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Athletes being real and speaking their minds is a beautiful thing.

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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 19/07/2026

Humgry for chickemn?

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When you step back & just take it all in, it’s completely nuts that a decade-long political movement unironically fashioned themselves “alphas” while hitching their undying commitment to the whiniest weakling elderly bitch that’s ever ventured into the public square.

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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

i had no idea this would become so literal

tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 13/07/2026

“Verify your age.” I bought Double Dribble on NES brand new.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 12/07/2026

Chapter One is up! Journey with me to turn-of-the-century Oklahoma to experience cowboys, cattle, and a lot of horse shit.

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Greetings from Fabulous Oklahoma Territory

Updated as time allows.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 12/07/2026

Something I just wrote while dreaming up a new angle for an existing story series: "To the sufficiently technologically-challenged, modernity is magic. To the sufficiently culturally-challenged, artistry is divinity."

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

wait WHAT

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 10/07/2026

And now you, too, will suffer. As I have.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Eat my shit, you illiterate bald fuck.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 08/07/2026

I’m going to try to say this with all the respect due a sitting US senator with years in arguably the actual most powerful position in the world - US Senate Majority Leader… … fuck Mitch McConnell in his Asshole with a 21-inch dildo wrapped in sandpaper.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 04/07/2026

Ruin A Band Name With Just One Letter Backstreet Toys Fleetwood Sac Hootie & the Blobfish

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 30/06/2026

I feel like not making the English play on July 4th is an own goal.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21/06/2026

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads up in the middle of the night tending newborns or downplaying nightmares or providing cups of water or massaging growing pains or fretting over fevers or simply looking at their kiddos sleeping and thinking how lucky they are to be parents.

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Knits With Cats @knitswithcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

A photo of algae with white letters in the upper left: Pantene Color of the year 2026 and a paint chip appearing box with a solid block the color of the algae labeled Pantone #658a2a American Flag Blue.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/06/2026

Someone has studied up their orbital mechanics. Or. Does this a lot. What an incredible image.

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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 15/06/2026

🔭 Triple Shockwave from Sun Crossing Rocket Image Credit & Copyright: John Winkopp (WAI Media) ap260615

The disk of the Sun is shown with a rocket launching
through it. The rising rocket shows a plume behind it and
three unusual waves curve around its top tip.
Please see the explanation for more detailed information.

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Karen Langsam @langsam-karen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

🧵Excellent summation by @radiofreetom.bsky.social He hit every aspect of why the outline of a “deal” is Trump’s complete surrender. Tom gifted his article. It gets right to the point and regardless of your politics or spin the facts of what we know are the facts. ⬇️

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

opening a map of the UK like that's West Chudley, can we go to Bastardtown, we can cut through Witchgut Moor where those kids vanished, its right by Diddlescuzz. the one north of chestertonchestertownfieldspire, no you're thinking of the other chestertonchestertownfieldspire

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 11/06/2026

🔭 The Mermaid Nebula Supernova Remnant Image Credit & Copyright: Data acquisition: Sy Ming Wong; Processing: Guangyan Gao Text: Cecilia Chirenti (NASA GSFC, UMCP, CRESST II) ap260611

A delicate nebula in shades of blue and purple
shines in front of a dark field of stars.
The shape of the nebula resembles a mermaid.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 04/06/2026

“It’s weird. When we provided it almost completely free, cost wasn’t an issue.” Says the brain trust running the AI propaganda campaign. Humans probably weren’t meant to survive the internet.

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