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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The real 💡 moment on Twitter was realizing you were arguing with an Eric Schmitt who’s so outrageously confident in something existing entirely in his imagination on a subject he’s indignantly clueless about. So eventually…

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Jerry Seinfeld's 'I'm Out' moment

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🍻 It’s that kind of nite over here! #BeefCake butter burgers ftw 🙌 🧈🍔🧀

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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s no accident community college dropout Chuck Kirk usually “debated” college kids: the few times he engaged actual experts, even just ppl his own age—he usually regretted it. I’m legit insulted UCLA (illegally) fired me for posting truth about this dumb ass bigot. www.gofundme.com/f/waiting-fo...

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In all the hyper-partisan issues out there, the idea that Jack Smith did anything—literally anything—wrong or illegal is the most pudding-headed MAGA obsession. He’s been unassailable, a machine. I wish he’d been MORE aggressive. A felon & his stools coming after letter-of-the-law guy is sub-moronic

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have signed a piece of paper announcing it now says Natural and *Super* Flavors on the Skittles I’m eating…

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Triangle Shirtwaist Company had a “morally binding” 🙄 agreement to self-regulate, amirite? Surely there won’t be some imbecile in the future w/ 0.0 sense of history that thinks some new kind of company that can clearly kill us won’t…cuz they’ll police themselves www.history.com/articles/tri...

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Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire - Significance, Causes | HISTORY

The Triangle Shirtwaist Company fire killed 146 in 1911.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hi, first time, long time…if AI companies from other countries doing business in American can self-regulate, why can’t immigrants from other countries working here do the same? I’ll hang up and not listen…

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wait. So is “Mar-a-Lago face” now called “super face” ???

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The guy who tries to pass off dementia test scores as his IQ, whose scalp has undergone more remodeling than the Lincoln reflecting pool, who wears shoe lifts to mask his real height, and whose skin is spray painted tangerine is really-really sensitive about the word “artificial.” Yeah, that tracks.

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Donut Media: The Duh Moment

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Announcing that you’ve signed a document to change the name of a common noun that you didn’t invent, don’t understand, and have 0.0 dominion over is the kind of blather that gets most grandpas a windowless room at Shady Acres.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Couldn’t make it to lunchtime, sorry not sorry 😋😋😋😋😋

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not that there aren’t 100 other reasons not to vote for anything MAGA, but Trump is almost certainly gonna continue on his psychotic meltdown, and Mike Johnson here confirms they would continue to look the other way and bend his branch’s knee. That alone is reason to vote blue no matter who.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I made these for dinner last night and I kinda want one again already. Smoked #BeefCake shredded chuck, Cubanelle peppers & melted provolone on Italian 🥖

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trusting Trump in ‘26 is like investing big in Enron years after the stock crashed, thousands of their employees were dumped & execs were jailed. It’s unfathomably disconnected from reality to still be eating up this long-since revealed con. Social scientists will simply ask: WTF was wrong you?

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We need Trump as our president because, you know, things are too expensive. Yeah, as POTUS he made things way more expensive, but I still support him.

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Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.

ALT: Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At this point, if Trump tried to change America’s name to incorporate his, I’m pretty certain the majority of the MAGA cult would go along with it. Eh, maybe a super majority. Naw, vast majority.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

1. Fraudster, rapist & avowed imbecile Donald Trump goes on & on about how evil Democrats are…they’re “Communists,” I swear! 2. Invites actual communist dictator & friends from across the globe to the White House for dinner and immediately…

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Double Fisting - The Interview

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One major quibble w/ the whole America First thing is they’re hiding again behind 💯% misleading/inaccurate political branding. Just cuz something is accounted for 1st doesn’t mean there’s no 2nd, 3rd, etc. What they mean is America Only (macro), Me 1st & Only (micro). Cuz they self-absorbed assholes

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"And so son that's how the 47th president of the United States died, starving to death whilst standing at a podium at the UN in New York waiting for someone, anyone, to applaud his reprehensible speech."

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

MAGA is shocked & mad that Donald F’ing Trump lied to them. To repeat, MAGA is shocked & mad that a guy who made over 30K(!) false or misleading claims his 1st term made even more in his 2nd. Like being surprised to find rocks on a mountain. Personal accountability they said. Common sense they said🙄

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If only there wasn’t more evidence that this would be the case…like more evidence than there’s ever been about a single human being running for any office in America 😑

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Trump has only convictions of self-interest. He was for abortion rights until he needed regressive voters, so he flipped. He mocked crypto, until they explained to grandpa he could rake while the law lagged in an unregulated Wild West. He doesn’t care about AI cuz he’ll be dead before the problems.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We have a NOV ballot question (#8) in MA on repealing recreational marijuana. Seriously. Why in the everliving fuq is this turn-back-the-⏰ BS even being considered?!? Is Q9 Prohibition Revival? Q10: Witch Trials 2.0? Good grief, keep that regressive, unAmerican nonsense out where the red hats roam.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They’ve gotten the most compliant, doormat-y, aggravatingly milquetoast WH press corps imaginable. And they STILL can’t take it. Sawfter than baby poo. If they’d actually received the kind of press they lie about, they’d all be impeached by now.

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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.

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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records

Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Apparently in the melting man’s head all ya have to do is rename something & you’re magically not talking about that exact same something? “I’m not assaulting this free sub sandwich, nooo I’m assaulting this fake grinder because of [make-believe]!” Genius tactic, don’t think anyone will notice 😂

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

BREAKING: He did it again! They mocked him, they said he’d never pull it off, but our great president Donald Trump has struck an HISTORIC deal to make the Carolinas two separate states, will now be called North Carolina and South Carolina #Winning #MAGA

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Do I want Trump in office for the next 2 yrs? Of course not. But if it’s gotta happen, him splashing about as a functionally powerless, spiraling lame duck POTUS will be the kind of administrative torture he earned. Fair to guess he won’t be able to take it, ultimately tries to pardon himself & quit

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every red/purple district should be marketing-bombed w/ the fact there are many countries that if we have our way they’d “never have a nuke.” Doesn’t mean 1) they are at all close to having one or 2) that invasion is warranted. It’s a paper doll rationalization from now till forever. Trump lied to u

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Using this demented clown’s logic, the Lincoln Bedroom should have been renamed the Bush Bedroom cuz they renovated it? Imagine if every maintenance of a public space or structure done by a later government official got that official’s name 😂 Who would come up w/ such an insane, self-consumed idea?

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The big philosophical chasm between the parties we’ve stumbled upon in the Trump era is left or right, ‘twas at least [an alleged] consensus on criminality, government lying, cheating, stupidity, corruption & the like being bad things—all theories of politics veer from there But w/ MAGA…they aren’t

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Side note, have any two parents in history failed more thoroughly than Fred & Mary Trump? They raised an endlessly insecure, outrageously immature, morally destitute dummy w/ volumes of unchecked psychotic traits & habits. Parenting is hard. But not creating the Frankenstein of shitheels? Not hard.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Listen, the goal can’t be to convince Trump enablers in & out of government that the 3,743rd batshit crazy outrageously irresponsible braindead thing he did is a step too far. It’s to ensure that ALL who enabled are scarlet-lettered from any public position of influence from now till the ☀️ burns out

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Obedient cuck country sure LOVED to wail about 🎵Another statue comin' down in a town near you🎵 Are we gonna get a new Aaron Lewis jingle about Trump tearing down memorials that won’t <checks notes> put his f’ing name on them?!? I’m sure they’re in the studio now, pounding out a new cult banger 🙄

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Thomas Massie is a weirdo for his Christmas family gun porn. And that’s all I knew of him…but I’d take every single R doing that overcompensating crap if they had his simple bravery & common sense relative to Trump & the cult lunacy. Trump couldn’t have done 1/10th of the damage were this the case.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The federal government body responsible for oversight on the Pentagon cancelled themselves and ran home to avoid being responsible for oversight on the Pentagon.

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Bill Bailey Makes Sense on Buzzcocks

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If voters knew before their vote that Trump would invade Iran, side w/ Russia keeping that war going indefinitely & do many moronic things increasing costs, he woulda lost in a landslide. Even w/ the immovable cult wing. This should be the midterm message. He shouldn’t be here, wouldn’t. Make it so.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The piss-poor judgment that told them Trump’s incompetent ass could & would fix things is the same one that cope soothes them now to the tune of “Biden, Kamala and Trump all suck.” Nooooo, it’s your judgment. Your ability to evaluate the world you live in. That’s it.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Maybe Hegseth does get impeached or removed at some point for his role in the Iran shitshow. But that’s a fall-guy move—no single breathing soul on 🌎 should mistake that he was ALWAYS comically unqualified…brought on only to obey. The fool that put him there is responsible for every-f’ing-thing.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Should be lost on no one that the party whining incessantly about others trying to regulate them is a cult w/ daddy playing worldwide tariff Nazi, who invaded Venezuela & Iran to cause regime change. The most extreme example in our lifetimes of weirdos regulating others—yet that’s their big concern.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Studying the Republicans from the outside has to be a surreal, mind-numbing read. Another cycle, another comically dogshit performance nowhere near the promises of last cycle, therefore a new 🚨boogieman to distract from the record. “Communism!” ffs🤦‍♂️ Sadly, it sometimes works on the slows in America

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

People are out in the social media streets saying Russian oligarch pals of Putin & the douchy kids of an American bankruptcy aficionado that Russia owns can’t just organically become dear friends over their ❤️ of hunting or something…SO disrespectful! I had a penpal in Malaysia once, it can happen.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Yeah, but we’re family friends now with the foreign influence campaign financier…they just gave us an [exorbitant] gift, it’s not what you think.” is not the defense they seem to think it is.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

No politician in history—much less a POTUS—would get away w/ this daily avalanche of incompetent/illegal shit unless corporate mainstream media allowed it. ‘We mentioned it’ is nothing—ya didnt stay on it thru resolution. They rug it *for* Trump. News onslaught vs cover in passing? That’s everything

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

60 Minutes is covering a pay-for-pardons scheme w/ the already-a-felon POTUS, and ProPublica is covering a Russian oligarch buddy of Putin’s bankrolling Trump’s kid’s wedding…WHILE TRUMP IS IN OFFICE AND RUSSIA IS AT WAR WITH A COUNTRY WE’RE [allegedly] SUPPORTING. All in one neat lil’ news cycle.

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Wtf Is Going On Here What Is Going On Here

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It’s worth wondering, asking if when his POTUS daddy blew off his son’s wedding, did Donald Trump know this Putin pal Russian oligarch was involved this much in funding the day? Was his ghosting less about ‘daddy doesn’t love me’ & more about ‘you can’t be here and be this openly close to it all.’ 🤷‍♂️

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It’s beyond parody that those trumpeting “parents’ choice” are exactly the same ones fucking up every EZ public choice imaginable. Pedophile or not? Criminal criming or not? Economically illiterate buffoon to run the US economy…or not? Start a war outta thin air…or not? They simply suck at choosing.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My son has his first football scrimmage tonight for Phillips Exeter Academy (vs St Sebs), so of course I’m making my special #GoldBark coleslaw onsite for our tailgate. Tailgate szn, LFG! Elite spread, spectacularly fed, #GoBigRed 😁

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The lie about Trump stopping 8 or whatever wars is told SPECIFICALLY cuz he promised he’d easily immediately 🛑 the Russia-Ukraine war, then failed like a clueless pompous dunce. Then he started his own f’ing losing war. So he lies about 8 things to try to conceal the big real things Like. A. Child.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Best part of this is the reporter didn’t budge or flinch in the slightest when Rapey McRaperson snarled & leaned in. Trump’s “toughness” is bullshit—a put-on, as fake as his skin color. He’s an idiot & a pussy, not a threat. The sooner the full media class comes around to this realization the better

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