🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/04/2026Don’t mind my alter ego on Discord. I like to fly around as a dinosaur and annoy people. 000
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 24/01/2026Fam, do not take this as me ignoring what's happening in MPLS. I'm trying to find something to help me cope. Tucking your god damn polo into your god damn sweat pants should have been the canary in the coal mine. Buffalo is fucked. 000
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 19/07/2025If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context 010
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 14/03/2025I’m now permanently a “huahua” person. The yapping stinks but my god do they make up for it with love and cuuuuuuute. 040
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 01/02/2025Nope! Was wrong then and is doubly wrong today. Blocked you and the 26 boot lickers that liked it. Thanks, @blockenheimer.click 000
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 27/01/2025Argumentum ad hominem. In this case, it’s “you’ve never said anything about this before so you’re not qualified to say anything now.” Block, blockity block. You’re the problem. 021
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 23/01/2025This was me yesterday. Got pizza. Today though!!? Made Thai Red Curry 020
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 22/01/2025Saw a truck a few days back with similar respect for human life. Had this one: 011
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/01/2025Okay probably the last one for today. Creamy Dreamy Mushroom Soup. Delish. 000
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/01/2025Red beans and motherfucking rice. The ultimate comfort food. I’m proud of this one. 000
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/01/2025Proof that I suck at making my bakes look pretty. This was a delicious apple pie but it wasn’t gonna win a photo contest. #crockery 000
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/01/2025A mashed up combination of recipes to make chicken piccata. When I personalize it enough, I’ll add my hashtag #crockery cooked.wiki/saved/db3be6... 000
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/01/2025Ginger cookies from an Ina Garten (Barefoot Contessa) recipe. Sooooo good. www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-... 000
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/01/2025Thought I’d start a series of posts that attempt to use BlueSky as an Instagram alternative. If you go into Feeds, add “The ‘Gram” and it will only show posts from your feed that have images. Here’s what I called Cheater Chow Mein - on account of making the dish with thick spaghetti noodles. 000
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 01/01/2025My understanding is that’s what lithium-ion batteries do when the cells are exposed air. This might just be the world’s most ironic random failure that made for the most iconic photo I can think of. 153
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 29/11/2024The beauty of BlueSky - I block you, I block your followers, the internet wins. Take your hate back to the source. 010
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 05/11/2024Today is a good WFH day. Should still be a national holiday, though. 010
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 27/10/2024I don’t know who this homey is, but he looks entirely too much like Sean Evans from Hot Ones and I just did a frantic, panicked google search. I’ll save you the panic attack, he’s not a Trumper. 110
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/09/2024Would have been sooner but I have no friends (with codes at the time). 010
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 29/07/2024I’m just here for the large volume of pet pictures replies. Also this is Pablo. 020
🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 11/04/2024Pretty sure they can’t publish this for legal reasons, but let me fix this for you: OJ Simpson, murderer of two people, dies hopefully in terrible pain. 010
