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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 05/09/2026

Feels a bit like someone left the door unlocked on Frankenstein’s monster and it got out in front of all the people funding experimental research.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 05/09/2026

We don’t deserve Pablo Torre. He’s the best journalist in sports - it’s not even close - and he makes a fraction of what the Big Network pays. Feels like the Mark Walter situation is going to blow up sports a little bit.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/08/2026

Coincidentally, my new fantasy football team name.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/08/2026

Maybe not Nirvana but I would certainly become asymptotic to climax.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 05/08/2026

This was their business model. Make the service cheap or free and get everyone hooked then jack the price up when people were too leveraged to give it up. But they had to accelerate the timeline because of the crazy cost. So they’re gaslighting us as if it’s five years from now.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

You misspelled "wine box".

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 03/08/2026

While I’m incredibly proud to have attended Muir, Revelle would have been a lovely consolation. Love that my alma mater is so involved in the biological sciences that mean so, so much to our future. #ucsd

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

early bird: (hits snooze) worm : omg thank fuck

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 02/08/2026

I can’t stand the sound of his voice so I can only watch the clips on mute and read the transcripts. Hasn’t protected me from raging all the same. Several someone’s will watch that video and applaud his performance. That’s how badly the education system in red states has failed us.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 02/08/2026

I worked at a pet retail chain during that time that convinced people we were “essential workers” while the chain did the square root of jack to protect us and definitely didn’t back us up when someone came in with a chin diaper looking to add a “pop of color” to their fish tank. People sucked.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 30/07/2026

I mean we have people building Noah’s Ark theme parks in Kentucky. Not treated as an historical artifact but… a scam in my mind.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 30/07/2026

Just fails the most basic standard of human decency and yet 48% of the voters would pick him again.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 29/07/2026

Yeah I’m routinely judging movies that use unnatural conversations between characters for exposition. You kind of have to do that in a novel, to your point, but the best cinematic storytellers get the message across as effectively visually as audibly. In my humble opinion.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 29/07/2026

Long-term, electric or induction hopefully become the standard. Short-term, older homes owned by first time home buyers (like me) have little hope of affording the swap without a government program.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 27/07/2026

Seconded!!! In my (2010) Mazda, when you select “Satellite Radio” you have three sets of presets starting with the designation “SR”. All of my favorites were on SR2. I would love to see how many times I finished the second game. It was the best thing in the world for a long time.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 27/07/2026

Somewhat related - I went to UCSD but live in KCMO. I my school stuff more often than not because every now and again I get to connect with someone and discuss which home college we had. Often the conversation starts with… “Revelle!” “Muir!” If they say “Sixth!” I pretend I don’t know them.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 27/07/2026

I feel like the psychology of umpires means if you use that challenge early and lose it, they’re going to call every borderline one against you knowing you can’t do shit about it and the other team can.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 27/07/2026

The irony, of course, because the rich generally avoid paying taxes entirely. Alternative perspective? You get to vote if you pay taxes. If you don’t? Yep, still get to vote.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 24/07/2026

The claim “Donald Trump recharges at night by inserting his head into his butthole” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that his head does not frequent his ass.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 24/07/2026

And yet philosophically we learn about the futility of “proving a negative.” Russell’s Teapot, etc. The fact we are seeing this on the US govt site is… a really bad data point.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 24/07/2026

Elon is the poster child for “not all rich people are smart.” He is a living reminder that only the pathological pursuit of greed is a reliable indicator of top tier wealth.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 24/07/2026

Congrats. While being quite aggro about it, your complaint got me to commit long enough to delete a list I thought I’d deleted a year ago but BlueSky kept breaking. It’s gone now. As to how you end up on it - there’s a tool called Blockenheimer that has… side effects. Be careful following back.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 24/07/2026

Cheetahs are genetically bottle-necked. That inbred cat isn’t killing shit. I want Ronald McDonald in my squad just because a clown trying to kill me will be a psychological warfare nuke.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 23/07/2026

I believe 0% that the AI “went rogue.” That’s 100% propaganda to oversell its capabilities even when they were caught with their pants down. Again.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 23/07/2026

I do routinely imagine - after reading some of the screed that passes the editor’s desk - asking the author if they are, in fact, a piece of shit.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 22/07/2026

BUT NOT THIS DAY! THIS DAY WE WRITE! BY ALL THAT YOU HOLD DEAR, I BID YOU STAND, PEN OF THE WEST!

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 21/07/2026

Hey hey too close to mine!! bsky.app/profile/emce...

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 20/07/2026

We have an affluent area in the KC metro that I have heard otherwise respectable (otherwise doing a lot of work here) people refer to as “Jew Co” as a stand-in for Jo Co. The flippant delivery gives me pause. And gas.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 20/07/2026

Henceforth I will only refer to units of water as galloons. All others shall be relegated to gallons. On account of awesome.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sometimes all you need is a BLT
B: Quit your job
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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 20/07/2026

This stupid, fat fucking stain on humanity. Posing for a photo he has no business in - ruining it - while also not having the dignity to avoid public appearances while his war gets people killed. Fuck him well into the afterlife.

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

Aragorn and Theoden talking before the final journey to Minas Tirith in Rrturn of the King (3 panels)

Theoden: 6,000 spears, less than half of what is hoped for

Aragorn: hey check it out, I found two more

Theoden: 6,002 spears. More than half of what is hoped for

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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Athletes being real and speaking their minds is a beautiful thing.

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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 19/07/2026

Humgry for chickemn?

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 19/07/2026

I’m impressed they could walk that far with a stick up their ass.

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🅰🆁🅲🅷🅸🆅🅴🆁 🅼🅲 @emcee.blog · 18/07/2026

My man looks like none of the other skin suits fit any better.

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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When you step back & just take it all in, it’s completely nuts that a decade-long political movement unironically fashioned themselves “alphas” while hitching their undying commitment to the whiniest weakling elderly bitch that’s ever ventured into the public square.

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