Sign in

embargot

@embargot.bsky.social
52 followers 156 following 46 posts

The T is silent.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by embargot
Dave Doyle @davedoyle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s just dawning on me now as the World Cup heads toward the latter stages that part of the reason this has been so enjoyable to watch is that you’re not spammed with gambling slop throughout the broadcasts.
411823
Reposted by embargot
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 28/06/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people who are cis don’t spend a lot of time wondering if they’re trans
642346431
Reposted by embargot
Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I would uh Hesitate to repost this one as we have a video of her wife at the scene after it happened. A grandfather saying "he has no one, I'll come get him" with that context reads like they don't acknowledge her queer partner
20942222
Reposted by embargot
L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“Something like the plate tracker helps to encourage and promote legal transparency and legal accountability, especially when they're going around, switching plates, trying to hide, trying to be undetectable,” said Sherman Austin. Full story: lataco.com/ice-license-... By Aisha Wallace-Palomares
Shot desktop screen showing the backend of website programming. 

The headline placed at the lower half of image reads “The first national website dedicated to documenting ICE license plates is here”
10759343
Reposted by embargot
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
31118592818084
Reposted by embargot
Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Look while the US still sucks shit and terrible things will continue to happen Tonight proves why the whole Trump Reich fascist takeover is, and will, fail Most people don't want it, they haven't actually secured enough power to force it, and citizens are pissed off and fired up
332979
Reposted by embargot
zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
216184344757
Reposted by embargot
ספּוקי אסתי 👻 spooky esti @estibass.com · 25/06/2025
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing
52244883804
Reposted by embargot
Waverly @waverlysm.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
in a bid to avoid doomscrolling on my lunch break i made a menu for my cat
a blue and pink diner-style menu for "Roxy's Diner." food options are all $0 and include "Chicken in Gravy", "Greenies (8pc)", and "Illegal Bread"
601982579
Reposted by embargot
Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I found the AI meeting transcript for the morning standup for the product team that makes all the school apps for parents
511017
Reposted by embargot
The City Reporter @thecityreporter.nyc · 21/08/2025
Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press. “While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.” www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
thecity.nyc
The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
503240572
Reposted by embargot
Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Imagine busting your ass your entire career in starfleet and when you finally get promoted to captain they give you this single nacelled piece of shit. Toddler ass ship. You'd never hear the end of it from the other captains. 'Maybe in another 30 years they'll trust you with another engine! Haha!'
6428
Reposted by embargot
Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand: $678M raised through those spam tactics $282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies. $11M to actual campaigns (1.6%) The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
open.substack.com
The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
39177912998
embargot @embargot.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
an international league of magicians vs. Interpol
000
Reposted by embargot
Tim Pierce @unchi.org · 09/07/2025
Instead of “Alligator Alcatraz” or “Alligator Auschwitz”, let me suggest that we call it simply the Dade-Collier Concentration Camp. Hang the name on Florida. Make them own this disgraceful moment in U.S. history. Make our grandchildren lobby to change the name of Dade County out of shame.
16878442096
Reposted by embargot
doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
at last, we have created the fabled Internet of Slop, from the award-winning novel 'Do Not Build the Internet of Slop'
1194
embargot @embargot.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
BRAD PITT IS SIXTY-ONE YEARS OLD. THE AVERAGE F1 DRIVER IS TWENTY-SIX
000
Reposted by embargot
NBC News @nbcnews.com · 07/05/2025
Holly LaFavers says she tried stopping 8-year-old Liam’s Amazon order for about 70,000 Dum-Dum lollipops before the treats arrived, but it was too late. Amazon had already delivered 22 cases to her home.
nbcnews.to
Kentucky boy uses mom's phone to order 70,000 Dum-Dum lollipops to share with his friends
Eight-year-old Liam LaFavers' friendly gesture turned into a surprise $4,000 bill for his mom.
11659
Reposted by embargot
Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
a good name for a racehorse would be “A Zebra That Escaped From The Zoo” because then the announcer might have to say things like “it’s Jetpack by two lengths followed by Dreamweaver… Jetpack by two lengths around the tu-… AND HERE COMES A ZEBRA THAT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO”
1130348
Reposted by embargot
Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
New Buying Power: I wrote about how America built the postwar world order and its own society on “consumer choice” and cheap goods, and what happens if Trump strips that out while also gutting the social safety net. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Cheap Consumer Goods Are the American Dream, Actually
Trump’s tariffs upend a nearly century-old bargain between politicians and US consumers.
25649181
embargot @embargot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If your Jason Isbell, buddy, you're doing well. But if your Jason Aldean, brother, that dude is mean.
010
Reposted by embargot
Rep. Morgan McGarvey @repmcgarvey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Donald Trump and JD Vance's charade in the Oval Office today was shameful and un-American. It made them look small and it makes everyone less safe.
1415034
Reposted by embargot
actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 07/02/2025
Also, you know what? It's been a good while since I've offered a sale. Become a full subscriber today, and I'll give you 30% off a year of the ACBN! actioncookbook.substack.com/BLUESKY25
actioncookbook.substack.com
Subscribe to The Action Cookbook Newsletter
A cookout in your inbox. Come for the food, stay for the stories. Click to read The Action Cookbook Newsletter, by Scott Hines, a Substack publication.
263
Reposted by embargot
Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
325279933911
Reposted by embargot
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/01/2025
Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
1095389679
Reposted by embargot
Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
“I want to give all glory to god” <crowd does racist chant in background> America!
12574102
embargot @embargot.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
TIRED: watching a smutty TV show WIRED: getting behind the wheel of the latest F-series
000
Reposted by embargot
Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I don't make resolutions, ever since I discovered the two perfect ones years ago: 1. Become a more terrifying version of yourself. 2. Do what you already do, but more so.
181115274
embargot @embargot.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
So this boomer in a funny hat just called me a "flame of Udûn" and broke his cane in front of me. Is that like a compliment or ?
000
Reposted by embargot
Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This is the energy I am entering 2025 with, good fuckin luck you shit-ass year
A selfie of me in a crop tank and jeans with damp hair and glasses
74678
embargot @embargot.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
They sure don't write recipes like they used to
010
Reposted by embargot
soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
i love that chicago has the bean. more cities should have ominous relics. let’s put a big dark hole that god can’t see down in cleveland, ohio
1352509296
Reposted by embargot
Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
6175142115
Reposted by embargot
Erika Moen @erikamoen.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
The Library of Congress has literally one gazillion public domain photos and illustrations that are free to use for your projects! www.loc.gov/free-to-use
loc.gov
Free to Use and Reuse Sets | Library of Congress
This portal features content that is free to use and reuse.
13451302931
Reposted by embargot
qntm @qntm.org · 21/12/2024
My SCP Foundation wiki Tale, "Unforgettable, That's What You Are", has just hit +1000 rating. Thank you everybody 🐘 scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unforgettabl...
scp-wiki.wikidot.com
Unforgettable, That's What You Are - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
214618
embargot @embargot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
[sixteen beers deep] why not big AND OR tall
000
embargot @embargot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I propose a new economic standard: the chilitos line. If you know what chilitos are, then you know side of the line you're on
000
Reposted by embargot
Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Now LOOK, Cap, you KNOW I’ve had my issues with the Red Skull and his stated plans to usher in a new thousand year Reich BUT
910313
Reposted by embargot
Mark Ennis @markennis.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
That was Louisville's first win over an AP-ranked team since they beat Virginia Tech on January 6, 2021. Surely everyone remembers that win over anything else that might have happened that day.
6558
embargot @embargot.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
ricotta stuffed garlic naan, send skeet
000
Reposted by embargot
Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
A set of railroad tracks with parts of them set on fire as a commuter train prepares to cross.
561209683492
Reposted by embargot
Machine Gunk Ellie @saucymerchant.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
you gotta pay the troll toll (Riverlink) to get into that boy's hole (Louisville)
183
Reposted by embargot
Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
PUBLIC DOLLARS FOR PUBLIC SCHOOLS IN KENTUCKY LET’S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOO
Campaign supporting
Amendment 2 admits defeat in 2024 election
413710
Reposted by embargot
Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 05/11/2024
The 2024 Kentucky general election live thread begins.... now. Here.
35416
Reposted by embargot
The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Update from my wife who’s volunteering as a poll watcher in PA today
17911160
Reposted by embargot
Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
NYT Games and Cooking are BEHIND THE PICKET LINE. Please don’t play or engage with Games or Cooking content while the strike lasts! News coverage — including election coverage — is NOT behind the picket line. It’s okay to read and share that, though the site and app may very well have problems.
4426781763
Reposted by embargot
Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
As of this morning, @nytguildtech.bsky.social, which represents NYT tech workers, is on strike. Unless it's resolved while today's Wordle is still live, this streak is gone. Here's a 🧵 with info on the picket line and how you can help. PLEASE READ — the rules may not be what you think!
A Wordle stats page showing 997 played, 99% win, 652 current streak, 652 max streak. Guess distribution 1 one, 69 twos, 384 threes, 361 fours, 135 fives, 42 sixes
251350826