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Machine Gunk Ellie

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Eleanor | she | 30 | common Midwestern snacks appreciator 🏳️‍⚧️ | wife'd by @writingsandmusings.bsky.social 💘

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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 05/10/2026
Welcome to Turkey Town. bitch
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 23/09/2026
#CURSEKISSCUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II has finally begun! > So WHAT if Nathan Small just got his shit cursed to smithereens by the Femboy Fairy? He doesn’t have TIME for a Gender Situation right now—he’s late for his WEREWOLF ROCK BAND JOB INTERVIEW!! READ IT HERE: → www.dicot.moe/ckc-2 ←
The cover art for CURSE/KISS/CUTE #2: Name of the Helper, Part II by Valerie Halla. On the cover, a smizing wolf-eared woman looks down on the tiny skirt-wearing boy in the palms of her hands. The pouting, sparkling boy emits mars symbols in protest of his smallness and skirt-wearingness.

In the background, a quote from the woman:

“I guess I don’t know what’s going on inside your *head*, Small—but I’ll tell you what I see from out *here*. 

*I see a boy who can’t stop apologizing for wearing a skirt.* 

What’s up with that?”Character profiles from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

Nathan Small: A human software engineer fresh out of college and newcomer to the City of Monsters. As a matter of survival, Nathan Small navigates social situations by making himself as uninteresting as possible. This strategy has recently been complicated by a fairy’s curse that turned all his boy clothes into girly-girl girl clothes for girls.

Listen: Don’t read into this too much. In fact, don’t read anything into Nathan Small at all. If this whole skirt situation is making his heart beat funny, maybe that simply means he has a garden-variety cardiac arrhythmia. Didn’t think of that, did you?

Anyway, he has to go interview for a spot in a rock band now, so please just be cool, alright?

Rinne Alexandria “Lexie” Kamitani: Guitarist and lead singer for Dodecadendron, a punky un­der­ground rock band. Make no mis­take: Lexie Kami­tani is Kind Of A Lot. Charis­matic, laid-back, and eas­ily amused, her cool ex­te­rior be­lies a re­mark­ably in­tense in­di­vid­ual with a pro­found pas­sion for truth, love, and art. She ex­clu­sively fucks with peo­ple who Give A Shit.

Al­though born a werewolf, she spent her teenage years among hu­mans, dur­ing which time she de­vel­oped her ex­treme dis­taste for au­thor­ity. Most mon­sters don’t fit neatly into the cat­e­gories of “cis” or “trans”, but Lexie loudly self-de­scribes as a trans woman.An excerpt from CURSE/KISS/CUTE. The text reads:

“I lost a bet,” says Nathan to his assembled audience of crickets.

“I lost a *bet*,” he says again, but differently.

“I...*lost a bet*. Actually, the *truth* is, I...lost a bet. Well, see—basically—I lost a bet? *Lost* a bet. Lost a *bet*? Lost...a bet?”

He frowns.

“Oh, you lost a bet? So basically, what you’re saying is that you think wearing a skirt is sort of a, kind of a joke? You don’t get the job. In fact, I’m calling the police. *Idiot.*” He punts a stick twenty feet in the air.

He slides with his back against the wall. “All my clothes fell in a lake. Of fire? My clothes went to hell. So I had to borrow my...sister’s clothes?” He puts his palms together in prayer. “My sister, who has all my same measurements and doesn’t own a single pair of pants...and the bra straps? Um...the bra straps are...tactical?”

His ass touches down in the grass. He pleads to the moon above. “My name is Nathan Small. My name is...Natalie?” He shudders.

He thinks.

He tilts his head.

“Nathan? No, no, no. I said my name was *Nat*. Nat Small. It’s actually unisex.”

He nods, slowly.

The clouds of the moon loom overhead. He watches for a while as they silently storm.

“But the *truth* is,” he whispers, “even though I look like this...I’m actually a *boy*.”

A cricket jumps up his skirt. He shrieks.
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Zephyra Aurora Ladywood 🏳️‍⚧️ @zal-cryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tis the season
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Machine Gunk Ellie @saucymerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my professed love of nature turning to pure, blistering hate at the sound of one (1) squirrel in my attic
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Morgana Ignis @morganaignis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This bitch LOVES Paramore
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy and Cassie get ready for their double date with Crystal and Noel while they discuss killing a cowboy.
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☁️ I.V. ☁️ ➣ FE, VF @flausch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of Light (1/3)
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Wafa @wafalobsta.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Poe from Ruby Gloom has brothers by the way. Named Edgar and Allan of course. They are gigantic
An illustration of Poe and his brothers, Edgar and Allan, standing in a line. They are from Ruby gloom by the way. 

From left to right: 
Poe stands, smugly facing his brothers. He is short
Edgar blankly stares at Poe. He is tall.
Allan blankly stares at Poe. He is also tall.
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Daffodil “Dangghoul” Cuteface 🏳️‍⚧️ @missatombomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in the lab cooking up new tricks just for this, being cute can be a skateboard trick right? 📹: @chiptune.gay 💖💜
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Machine Gunk Ellie @saucymerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
refering to doing my hormone injections as "giving myself cooties"
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erratrix or treats @chiptune.gay · 22/09/2026
the exterior of a drawer with a faceplate on it labeled "dollmaking supplies"the interior of a drawer. inside: a box of estradiol valerate, a syringe, an 18 and 23 gauge needle, two meijer brand alcohol swabs, a single 200mg progesterone pill, a bottle of progesterone cream, and tucked in the back, a paperback copy of warhound
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verchu @verchu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we were slightly too mean to chasers. not on ethical grounds. we just need one of them to write a song of the summer about fucking one of us and liking it. we need Lola 2
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muncie @muncie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Halloween is coming
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Machine Gunk Ellie @saucymerchant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
your girl says "~awawa~" because she's a puppy. my girl says "AWAWA" because she's a hyrax. we are not the same.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
girls with horns and baseball
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#TADC
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GET A JOB 

ddlovato
STAY AWAY FROM HER
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Valerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 15/09/2026
a raven will just be chilling and guys will be like “this is about my dead wife”
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 14/09/2026
Art buddies 🎨
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
From "CARNAGEMAN:IKE" indie project (animation + comic) by Domenic Romano @domrom.bsky.social Character Short 1 "Ike" >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPA4...
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Goober Grove @goobergrove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Goober Grove - Shirley Temple Razzlynette orders a drink.
PANEL 1
Razzlynette, in her Razzlynettette outfit, is sitting at the counter at Club Darathy.
Razzlynette: Butch Moe, could you fix me a Shirley Temple? I don't want to perform when I'm feeling so parched.

PANEL 2
On the other side of the counter is Butch Moe, a goober in the spitting image of Moe from The Simpsons. She is wiping a pint glass with a rag.
Butch Moe: Yeah, a'ight. One Shirley Temple, comin' right up.

PANEL 3
Butch Moe holds up a Shirley Temple.
Butch Moe: Here ya' go, miss.

PANEL 4
A closeup of the Shirley Temple, which is a wine glass full of soup with animal crackers.

PANEL 5
Razzlynette is confused, and Butch Moe explains herself.
Butch Moe: Gimme a break, I've only seen da commercials!
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Mika (looking for work!) @mikadll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bumping this morning, explained to my landlord that i can't pay till the 14th so the deadline's been extended. i really want to not think about this for the rest of the month so any amount helps, please share or chip in
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detachable head worth 3 dollar @dullahandullahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
new video to play in my head repeatedly just dropped
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✦ Adam ✦ @wanderingwastes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Despite getting denied by insurance I'm going through with my top surgery. Now, absolutely hate even asking but if anyone would like to donate you're welcome to! Anything helps but it's absolutely not required I feel horrible even asking $WanderingWastelands ko-fi.com/wanderingwas...
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CommonCrow @commoncrow4.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our museum’s tavern kitchen needed a new door for the bake oven, so I managed to put one together this week.
A blacksmith made iron oven door resting in an early 19th century oven.
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Machine Gunk Ellie @saucymerchant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🕯️ today we solemnly observe the anniversary of a quarter century since the most significant event of our lives, one that would alter the course of world history forever. 25 years ago today, on the morning of September 11, 2001, in New York City, Gerard Way decided to start a band.
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Machine Gunk Ellie @saucymerchant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the itsy bitsy spider does not concern himself with the wetness of the water spout
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Machine Gunk Ellie @saucymerchant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Q.E.D. stands for "quod erat demonstrandum", which is Latin for "like I just fucking said"
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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute · 09/09/2026
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Trapped in Doomed Yuri Hell @papersasquatch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this is their dynamic right? (cw f-slur) #tadc #amazingdigitalcircus #jax #jaxtadc #zooble #zoobletadc
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CaptDedEyes (Commissions SOON™) @captdedeyes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was afraid this was gonna happen, but I am Not surprised because YouTube is ass >:( Please support the creators by watching their beautiful film!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUa2...
youtube.com
THE LOVERS
YouTube video by Studio Heartbreak
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bro you're being too normal. It's scaring off the weird girls.
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cody collins @azoosart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
THE ODD HUSTLE cartoon is coming soon. Hopefully before the end of the year! Just reminding you of them. It's been a long time since I started this project, so please show up? And support the Patreon? Thank you
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FULLY ANIMATED EPISODE 1 IS OUT NOWWWW 🌟 youtu.be/6_7L80WaIuU?...
youtu.be
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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erratrix or treats @chiptune.gay · 03/09/2026
y'all uh, really did name some songs. anyway, bandcamp friday starts in like 8 1/2 hours, so what will probably be the final Hypnogram release: "Autogynephilia: Collected Gameboy Works 2013-2026" will be available at midnight PST. Demos, lost tracks, compilation songs, and sketches.
bandcamp album track listing, part of album art obscured.
1. Tony Hawk's Prog Taker 4 02:32
2. Scrapyard Buzz 03:04
3. Center Negative 01:24
4. Grief Seed Yuri 01:36
5. Etude in the Key of F12 01:46
6. The Fall of the American Empire 00:58
7. Vulpine Goldmine 03:13
8. The Great Polycule Dune Debate of 2024 01:21
9. UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 02:40
10. Transcend Your Mortal Gender 01:57
11. Sally Sells C4 on the Seafloor 02:57
12. Piss Piss Piss Piss Piss Piss 01:33
13. Anamana Stanley Tucci 02:26
14. Bootyhole Stunner 02:26
15. Bone Jockey 01:59
16. Habeas Gorgeous 01:36
17. Trouble in Paradise 01:30
18. Handguided Telemetry 01:04
19. Commando Skirt 01:12
20. Ball Sacrilege 01:1421. Girldick Drunk 01:19
22. I Can't Tell if the Smoke is Real I Know What I See in the Mirror Isn't 01:3 
23. Metatron's Cube 04:37
24. Gretchen Whitmer Kidnapping Plot 02:23
25. Ephemeral Emerald 04:43
26. Coney Island Embargo 03:03
27. Spendthrift Disco 01:52
28. Sonic FFMPREG 03:00
29. Hit Gods Holler 01:18
30. Catatonia 01:49
31. Ailuropoda 05:07
32. Pixelydian 01:55
33. Addicted to the Cargo 01:03
34. Knife-edge Apathy 01:29
35. If This Song Were a Horse It'd Be the Prettiest One 01:11
36. Labradoodle Pool Noodle 01:22
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CommonCrow @commoncrow4.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also managed to finished a new hammer for the blacksmith shop. It weighs 3lbs (roughly 1.5 kg) and is made from reclaimed wrought iron and 1080 steel.
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ilu dog
Darius hugging Toasty the dog
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Rusty @rustnuttie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was mentally exhausted today, so I wanted to stream of consciousness something to wind down.
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Soggy Froggy @soggyfroggy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Our new Jax Dance video! Follow us for more! Animation by @rustnuttie.bsky.social #TADC #DigitalCircus #Jax #Gangle #Animation #Meme
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Miupix @miupix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey all, I've got the GoFundMe up to help our household recover from the storm. Between the house & car damage, unexpected bills & never ending cleaning, it's been hard. Any donation is appreciated. Even just spreading the word is a big help. ❤️ gofund.me/6f24640a1
gofund.me
Donate to Help with damage from Indiana storms & vet bills, organized by Michael Vega
Hi everyone, this is Michael Vega or as many of you know me Miupix. I'… Michael Vega needs your support for Help with damage from Indiana storms & vet bills
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The Fiber Farm (Jen) @jjco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My plying stand prototype works!!
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Conrad 🌀 PRGF @bigmoodring.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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They/Thempress of The Labyrinth @theythem.press · 21/08/2026
Barbara Streisand 🦀🦀🦀
youtu.be
DUCK SAUCE - Barbra Streisand (Official Video)
YouTube video by EGO TV
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Elena Existing @elenaexisting.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ICE is still terrorizing families in Louisville. Help support Armelle's family and bring Armelle home:
gofund.me
Donate to Support Armelle's Family, organized by Celine Mutuyemariya
Thank you for your support and care of Armelle! Because of our community, Armelle’s initi… Celine Mutuyemariya needs your support for Support Armelle's Family
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clover (still princess) @chamberlilium.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You have to think how utterly soul-destroying it must be to be so low down the pecking order of the pro-Iran hacking groups that you are sent to sort-of take down Bluesky.
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The Courier Journal @thecourierjournal.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Armelle Bondonga, an asylum seeker from Congo and local activist, was detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Aug. 12 upon appearing for a scheduled immigration interview.
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Louisville activist Armelle Bondonga taken into ICE custody
Armelle Bondonga arrived in the U.S. in 2013 and has been moving through the legal immigration process.
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