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Alison Malört

@alisonmalort.bsky.social
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Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. 🖤🤍💜🩶

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holy shit, Ed Sheeran’s comments make him look WAY WORSE LMAOOOO. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea???
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 14/09/2026
Macklemore says Ed Sheeran and his team decided to remove him from tour due to his comments in support of Palestine, after Kraft Group rallied stadium owners and gave Ed an ultimatum:
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Time to go stream some Macklemore songs!
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have yet to experience a better feeling than my SI joint FINALLY unsticking after MONTHS of being stuck. THANK YOU JUNGKOOK.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Went to do another bulk order of the chips I like and WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOLD OUT? This is a hate crime!
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 12/09/2026
Abortion bans make exceptions for ectopic pregnancies, but some people still don’t get care. One doctor told a woman intervening in her pregnancy could land him jail time, according to a lawsuit. “I felt like my life was a risk he couldn’t afford.”
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Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
With prompt and appropriate medical care, experts say, people shouldn’t die from an ectopic pregnancy. Women in Texas and Oklahoma have sued over delays in care, which, coupled with our new analysis, ...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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Strong Jersey איתן @eitang.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't think that American Muslims have ever really gotten a break from Islamophobia since 9/11. Two glaring examples are the "Ground Zero Mosque" and the "secret Muslim" stuff about Obama. See also Fox News, which has never let up the entire time.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was TEN YEARS OLD, on the second floor of my Catholic school, in the classroom on the southeast corner. We were supposed to start science class with Mrs. Seghers when she told us what happened and turned on the radio for us to listen. I was a literal CHILD and can remember these details.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When I told Emmett that an older man in a position of social power over me had made comments about my body and invited me to his hotel room when I was 19, so I knew that this guy's motives were not just a "joke," he said, "I don't give a shit because I don't know that guy. I'm talking about me."
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Emmett wouldn’t just sexually harass ALL the women, either. There were about 4-5 of us, myself included, who he enjoyed “jokingly” asking for sexual favors, repeatedly, and toward whom he’d make awkward comments about how “hot” we were ALL. THE. TIME.
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Helen McCarthy @glider.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Translators don't just tell you what the words mean. They put the words into your own language's context so that you feel them as the original writer intended. They provide voice actors and directors with words that grab you by the heart. So pay them what they deserve.
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Beebalm @beebalmff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Namjoon, do you still have that women’s studies professor’s number by any chance?
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My home gym, as well as the other two closest locations, are still closed because they have no power. A sign in the door suggests mine may have damage inside as well? Some locations ARE open, but they’re farther away, and EVERYONE is gonna be going to those. 😭🫣
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Having a great time here! Again!!!!!!!!!
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I LOVE AMERICA
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Today is Day 2,618 of the Threadnought Fans of Vic Mignogna – a sexual predator and pedophile colloquially known as the R. Kelly of Anime – are still simping for him in my Twitter mentions
Screenshot of a post from X user @paddysaidingbar on 4 August 2026, replying to a Threadnought post on 19 August 2020. Post text reads "Reality check" and includes a quote-tweet of some other weeb defending Vic Mignogna.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Vic WAS nice to me. Many times. He also did some borderline-creepy things to me, AFTER he knew I was friends with one of his young female friends/fans. He also sexually assaulted one of my close friends. Almost like people (narcissists!) can hide their true colors when it’s advantageous to do so.
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Dial Liz-Z for Zombie (Lizzy Rose Oliver - Voice Actress) @lizzyrosevo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The number of times I've seen the "BUT HE WAS NICE TO *MEEEEEE*" defense for Vic is maddening. Bro, that's not a defense.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Listen, nothing has ever made me laugh so hard in my fucking LIFE.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
On the Mount Rushmore of deleted tweets.
A deleted tweet from Pabst Blue Ribbon reading “not drinking this January? Try eating ass!”
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Jenn Takahashi @jenn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
cullen "swamp trash" crawford
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me and my friends would've killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Vic Mignogna, a sexual predator and pedophile colloquially known as the R Kelly of Anime, expresses disdain that a judge concluded he was a public figure... ...after Vic himself filed a LOLsuit on the basis that he was a public figure losing million$ from being libelslandered
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CrumbedUp @ Dragoncon @crumbedup.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Now this may sound like Mad Libs from Hell but I assure you that every single word of this is true By reading this I have passed just a little bit of my years-long curse of knowledge onto you
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Vic Mignogna Shut The Fuck Up Challenge IMPOSSIBLE
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
He really hammers this home in multiple panels at the event, and he really wants people to take home the message that unworthy people are trying to steal the anime industry from you, the fans He does it in a non-specific way, and yet makes it very clear it's about him being denied work/appearances.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 28/07/2026
HE'S STILL TWEETING ABOUT IT MY GOD
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Girl, The Jungle.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I find myself wondering why no one has mentioned that the year Trump drives all the skilled vegetable pickers out of the country, we just happen to get a food-borne parasite problem. What an unfortunate coincidence. Correlation can’t possibly mean causation in this case.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I WANT MY FUCKING POWER BACK. It is HOT and HUMID and my massage appointment got POSTPONED. 😭😭😭
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Anyway I think it’s really cool of Anime Matsuri to invite so many invisible fans to attend this year, they usually don’t get prioritized this way.
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sometimes I go up to oblivious men who scroll on their phones for ten minutes straight on gym equipment and ask how many sets they have left. And sometimes I stare at them until they notice and get embarrassed.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
In case you're wondering how Vic chose to begin his main panel of the weekend on Saturday with his biggest audience, he spent the first ten minutes talking openly about Maxey Whitehead dropping out of the con. Note how much he talks about speaking to Maxey's booking agent, and not Maxey herself.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Best part of the first panel here - Vic talks openly about AM Studios and how they're absolutely still working on making that studio a whole thing, they have lots of Japanese people offering them licenses And then he explains the ONE thing that's stopping them is they don't have money.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/07/2026
36 years ago today, the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) was signed into law. This came after decades of advocacy from the Disability Rights movement and changed our country and our City for the better.
Mayor Mamdani holds the finish line at the USATF Outdoor and Para National Championship 

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“The Americans With Disabilities Act (ADA) was signed into law 36 years ago.

We’re fighting for a City 
that is accessible for all.”Mayor Mamdani high fives a child in a blue shirt. 

Text on image reads 
“More than 1 million 
New Yorkers live with disabilities.
So we’re investing
$67.5M in Special-Ed Pre-K.”
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Alison Malört @alisonmalort.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Planning for this fall’s Japan vacation and absolutely flabbergasted that 19-year-old Alison and her classmates went to SEVEN CITIES in Japan across 10 days with no smart phones, rudimentary Japanese skills, and barely any money. How did we DO that???
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
sorry for posting Vic Mignogna but i happen to know, very personally, that that wig he’s wearing was COVERED in sharpie, and he almost definitely got a bunch of yellow sharpie stains all over that costume from Not Telling The Wig Maker He Was Wearing It In The Rain, and that’s too funny not to share
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 20/07/2026
Anime Matsuri once again doing shady things with guests. Don't know how many times this sort of thing has to happen before this convention finally ends.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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Icarus @icarusthecow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"What? you think i'm just gonna die?" - Guy who just died
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i just think people that want to rage out will find things to rage out about and it doesn’t really matter what it is. the reaction is primed and its best to either ignore it or treat it like weather
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
oh my GOD
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I've never said "X" in real life. As a writer, I only use it to say "X, the platform formerly known as Twitter" because I get paid per word and this earns me enough money for an appetizer
Someone on Twitter writes: "When was the last time u called it 'Twitter'"

They've attached two images: one is the original Twitter bird logo; the other is the new X logo
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution
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